Hollydale Hoarders and Dive Bombing Real Estate

Realtor: Speedy, we need to clean up your place here before showing it to prospective buyers

Speedcat: Clean up what?

Realtor: Well, just the "clutter"

Speedcat:I don't have any clutter. This is all preeeemo stuff


Realtor: That's nice, but with to many distractions the house looks smaller. People want to envision a large room with plenty of square feet for their own furniture.

Speedcat: (( scratches head ))

Realtor: So, maybe you can get a storage unit?

Speedcat: I don't think so. How about you just sell this shack as it sits

Realtor: You will just be loosing money

Speedcat: I don't care about that. Besides, who is working for who here? If I wanted someone telling me what to do, I would go down to the singles bar and get me a new wife.

Realtor: I don't really care for your attitude.

Speedcat: Yeah, you're right, and I apologize. I was recently in a bad ... well, you know.

Realtor: Understood. So, we can clean the place up a little?


Speedcat: What?

Dude .. Bowling Sucks, Man

Yah know somethin? I'm sick of bowling every day. Day in ... day out. I don't even put pants on anymore. I used to think about scoring a perfect 300 game, but now?? Who gives a shit. I been thinking about hockey. Why can't we ever play hockey? I think my old skates are in storage. Well, maybe the EX threw them out.
Don't they have some pool tables down the street? Pool I am good at, good enough to kick all you losers asses. Anyone have some quarters? Damn, I'm thirsty ...

Andrea Rossi and Sergio Focardi / Cold Fusion Pioneers or Turds?

The hype and excitement over cold fusion have been raised again by two Italian researchers. They claim to have fused atomic nuclei at room temperature. I measured my room, and it seems that number can be arrived at by applying this formula: 75-4/1



Cold fusion ? Well, lets just say it has been the holy grail of physics geeks across the globe for decades. Skeptics will say that you just cannot get more out then you put in without converting matter to energy. I say, my fireplace does it every day! Of course, this is due to Speedcat's "Hot" fusion theory. Go ahead and try it yourself. Now, if cold fusion in Bologna could be achieved, it would be an economical, possibly clean, and limitless energy source. Rumor has it that this NEW cold fusion creates copper. I cannot vouch for this, but Andrea Rossi and Sergio Focardi could be more specific. Neither one would take my calls, as it seems they are too popular for blog interviews. Shocking, very shocking. Anyhoo, back to the copper, maybe we could all get new pipes, for plastic prices. Good for plumbers that are out of work? You betcha ... (( winks )).




Links too prove I am not nuts


Cold Fusion Claims Resurface‎ Discovery News Hopes about cold fusion have been raised once again by two Italian researcher who claim to have fused atomic nuclei at room temperature. ...Fighting the Infection of Cynical Skepticism with Cold Fusion‎ - Pure Energy Systems News all 2 news articles » / Pure Energy Systems News / Italian Scientists Claim (Dubious) Cold Fusion Breakthrough ‎Popular Science / Rossi and Focardi's Cold Fusion Device The future of energy involves tin foil and Dell laptops. ...Hope Grows as Journals Weigh in on Italian Cold Fusion Breakthrough‎ - Pure Energy Systems News

special thanks to Cuppie for this artwork


dcr said...
I think you have it backwards. Cold fusion doesn't create copper, but copper is used in the process of creating cold fusion.You need a copper pipe and an aluminum can. A clean soup can with the cover removed will do.The copper pipe needs to be two inches longer than the height of the can. Cap the one end of the pipe. Fill the pipe with water two inches short of the top.Stick the pipe in the can. Fill the area around the can with ice. About an inch of crushed ice. Sprinkle salt over top of the ice. Add another layer of crushed ice and sprinkle salt over it. Repeat until the can is full.Now, turn the copper pipe around slowly in the ice-salt mixture. After some time has passed, you'll find that the water in the pipe has frozen and is fused in it pretty good.Presto! Cold fusion!




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The E-cat! Do you believe?

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From Daily KOS: I've been following this story for some time now.  It appears that various media outlets are starting to write about the E-Cat.  

If this turns out to be "for real", then this is likely to have unbelievably profound effects on the way everything works, industrially, politically, and socially.

http://www.wired.co.uk/...

http://news.idg.no/...

http://www.forbes.com/... E-Cat is a cold fusion device. The inventor, Andrea Rossi, prefers to term the technology “Low Energy Nuclear Reaction” which appears to be the same thing as CF but in less contentious phrasing

Paris Tassin Singing 4 her Baby

I did not watch American Idol yet this season, but did run across a story on my news page with a poll. Overwhelmingly, viewers found Paris Tassin to be the best and most memorable contestant so far. The song brought Jenny from the block "Jennifer Lopez" to tears.
Paris Tassin was pregnant at 18 years old, and doctors recommended that she terminate her pregnancy because her baby had hydrocephalus, or extra liquid in her brain. Her baby was born healthy for the most part, although she had some hearing loss. Paris sang Carrie Underwood’s “Temporary Home,” ... which is about a single mom in a shelter.


more on this story below



,Paris Tassin: Young Mother Makes Jennifer Lopez Teary on "Idol"‎
Paris Tassin, a young mother and "American Idol" contestant, brought judge Jennifer Lopez to tears, with her audition last night. ...
'American Idol' in New Orleans: Jordan Dorsey, Paris Tassin wow‎ - Zap2it.com
Paris Tassin makes Jennifer Lopez cry on 'American Idol'‎ -
SPEEDCAT HOLLYDALE PAGE: Paris Tassin Singing 4 her Baby

Just about me ... a blog about hydrocephalus

Natalie Gulbis and Dustin Johnson are getting Married

Natalie Gulbis and Dustin Johnson are a Twosome now, as reported by USA Today and roving reporter S. Hollydale.

The media has been coy about just what is going on between the golf golden stars, but here at my blog we have all the dirt!
Dustin Johnson will be withdrawing from the Sony Open to get married to Natalie Gulbis in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. I know this because I just happened to over-hear quite a bit of information while Natalie was chugging wine with pals Laura and Cristie Kerr last week.
Some background here and here provide more info from the past. Actually, those were shameless self links as I am using heavy SEO in this post. Sometimes you need to create a lil something for the search engines.
Yes, I know most people will say, "Who the heck is Natalie Gulbis" and "Why Dustin Johnson"?? There is a good explanation for that. I have always had a big crush on Natalie Gulbis . Now I am devastated ... dammit. Dustin Johnson, you better treat Natalie Gulbis right, or I will hunt you down like a wild hyeeeenahh.
Because this breaking news is being released at the Speedcat Hollydale Page, it will be OK to invite me to the wedding. Dustin Johnson and Natalie Gulbis are you listening? Besides, I love cake.




Natalie Gulbis And Dustin Johnson Dating‎ LPGA Tour Player Natalie Gulbis
confirmed her relationship with fellow golfer Dustin Johnson. She was recently
seen following him in the gallery on Saturday Natalie Gulbis and Dustin Johnson are getting Married - SPEEDCAT ...
Jan 10, 2011 ... Dustin Johnson will be withdrawing from the Sony Open to get married
to Natalie Gulbis in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina.
...speedcathollydale.blogspot.com/.../natalie-gulbis-and-dustin-johnson-are. html
...Why is Dustin Johnson pulling out of Sony?‎ - msnbc.com Natalie Gulbis and Dustin Johnson are Twosome‎ -
USA Today Natalie Gulbis: Dating Dustin Johnson?‎ -
Wager Run News Tampabay.com - Zap2it.com (blog) all 153 news articles »


Our Gang Golf Classic ... Divot Diggers in the SCH theater

The Week in Photos

Concessions

Changes, the big changes, carry a mix of excitement and self doubt. Seems getting by is nice for just so long. I never realized the fact that life is very much lived in stages, or progressions when I was younger. Life seemed more as a timeline with future dates of significance.
My last, and current cycle has been one with a regrouping agenda. Planting my feet again and adapting to a whole new set of criteria. Being single and living alone is one big bag of mixed emotions. For the most part, it has been very liberating, and actually quite insightful. You seem to find an inner perspective and self realization by maintaining such a free, uncompromising, and unscheduled life. You think and ponder past and future a lot more without distractions bombarding you at every turn. What am I talking about? Who knows ... this is one of those ramble and type random pops of my brain posts. Sometimes they just fall out of your crack butt.

Here are the main things I have learned about myself in the last 2 years.

1. I hate stress, and am not good at handling it. More peace, moh bettah
2. I don't really give a crap about how big or how nice my place is
3. Doing what I love is a soul builder. Taking concessions in some parts of my life to be able to find room for what I enjoy is invaluable
4. I am a great leader, yet a shitty follower. There, I admit it ... I think I am a good guy, but have a stubborn side.

For 2011

1. New job that does not make me want to tear my hair out
2. Make all changes needed to make #1 possible

Sounds so very simple when I write it down. Why is it that sometimes our minds make changes so difficult to accept?

Arugula salads for Nomenclatures

Swim through pool reflections
Wander through smoked mirrors and stigma winders
Barker Lounger and root are genuine ... yet leaves turn grey
My best cow Bessie just ate a bunch of hay

Glimpses catch her
in quiet movements and glances
... wind peeling back the layers of unique spender ( I hate that word )
tongues of poplar yellow, now horrid tragic yet smiling ?

They come as slices of sunshine on my plate
across pine needles and beds of soft rust
They flash orange red and crimson tides ohh wides
branches pencil thin against me
soda makes me urine while cruising in Tallahassee

Perfect movements that open eyes! [ BULGING ]
shift the landscape and let the veil of consciousness wane
... like gold weather vanes
(on Yule Gibbonzz farm)

But the wind dies and many think in threes
January has caught demise in play
created sight where meanings change elements
allows the syrup to cover the ground
brushing aside status quo and standard fancy
... why waste time reading a novel by Tom Clancy


I write poems that stimulate and intrigue
a feat of feet and toes count them five ten
when I want some good rice
- I call Uncle Ben
These are the saturated qualms of endearment you see
Arugula salads for nomenclatures and me
You can bet on that ... gotta lucky hat

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