Speedcat: Clean up what?
Realtor: Well, just the "clutter"
Speedcat:I don't have any clutter. This is all preeeemo stuff
Realtor: That's nice, but with to many distractions the house looks smaller. People want to envision a large room with plenty of square feet for their own furniture.
Speedcat: (( scratches head ))
Realtor: So, maybe you can get a storage unit?
Speedcat: I don't think so. How about you just sell this shack as it sits
Realtor: You will just be loosing money
Speedcat: I don't care about that. Besides, who is working for who here? If I wanted someone telling me what to do, I would go down to the singles bar and get me a new wife.
Realtor: I don't really care for your attitude.
Speedcat: Yeah, you're right, and I apologize. I was recently in a bad ... well, you know.
Realtor: Understood. So, we can clean the place up a little?