Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Star Trek Truth Drug - Episode 17764398

Star Trek Truth Drug
We were on our final mission into the Kwazzee Mohtoh Sector and Captain Pickeards was uneasy. The Ernest BORG were known to cloak in this galaxy, and they had this damn "collective" thing they seemed to like so much. Long story short, we hated the collective. It was like a bunch of socialists all living in one big box swallowing up civilizations at will .. turning them into robotic zombies. The BORG all looked the same too, except for the head Borgian, who looked a lot like Jon Voight. I can assure you that Angelina will not be adopting any BORG babies to show off to the pop pop pop a rotzee. No way
Before the little android dood took his post on the leedo deck,  a short circuit in his neural network had him all F***** up. Instead of bringing iced tea he mixed up truth punch in the hollah deck. We all drank some with lemon and then began saying strange alien things, like "Hey Pickeards ... your bald head is so shiny we can't see the astern port viewer"
Within 20 minutes of truth the ship was in chaos, and blew to smithereens.




Purple TV invisible ink .. Purple TV

5 comments:

Daisy said...

Reminds me of the movie quote from "A Few Good Men."


"You can't handle the truth!" hahahaha! :D

Hi Speedy! Have a good day!

robert said...

HA! I detect pointy ears...

Sandee said...

I love a happy ending. Bwahahahahaha.

Have a terrific day Speedy. Hugs. :)

Miss Moneypenny said...

Danger, Speedy Robinson, Danger! tinyurl.com/678uzrn Looks like Boehner will fail to stop the Borg of the Swamp from finding the Comedy Circuits of the hollah deck.

Willy said...

No more dope for you!

10-4 willy