Speedcat: Clean up what?
Realtor: Well, just the "clutter"
Speedcat:I don't have any clutter. This is all preeeemo stuff
Realtor: That's nice, but with to many distractions the house looks smaller. People want to envision a large room with plenty of square feet for their own furniture.
Speedcat: (( scratches head ))
Realtor: So, maybe you can get a storage unit?
Speedcat: I don't think so. How about you just sell this shack as it sits
Realtor: You will just be loosing money
Speedcat: I don't care about that. Besides, who is working for who here? If I wanted someone telling me what to do, I would go down to the singles bar and get me a new wife.
Realtor: I don't really care for your attitude.
Speedcat: Yeah, you're right, and I apologize. I was recently in a bad ... well, you know.
Realtor: Understood. So, we can clean the place up a little?
Speedcat: What?
14 comments:
that last pic is a relaitor's nightmare. I once went to take a listing and it was almst that bad.
umm Speedy.. I don't want to buy your house :D
HA HA HA! Well, maybe you could just run the sweeper through the middle there--if you could just find the middle! :D
You make me laugh, Speedy. Thanks for the smile this morning.
Hi Netster! :-)
Lord have mercy Speedy. That's a pigpen that is begging for a bulldozer. Just saying.
Bwahahahahahaha. I know you don't live like that.
Have a terrific day. Big hug. :)
I would go down to the singles bar and get me a new wife. bwahahahahaaaaa
It looks just a tick on the cozy size..:)
can anyone say...bedbugs? mold? critters? yuck Speedy, turned my stomach for real lol! disgusting. Bulldozer is all that will fix that..actually you might want to burn it first and then bulldoze it. Wen
AHAHAHHAHAH! AHAHHAhahhahahahahahha!
I'd go get a new wife. That made me bust up laughing too.
I have been watching hoarding shows on TV this week. Made me want to clean out my garage! True story. And you are a big kidder. We all know your place doesn't look like that. Anymore. ha ha ha.
Thanks for climbing out of my computer monitor and giving me a ... .HEART ATTACK!!! I mean to tell you it was the biggest surprise ever. But after I recovered I enjoyed the hug. Thanks Speedy cat. You are the best. xoxoxoxox
Hey! I think I see my snow boots in your front room.
Sorry for cluttering up your house like that.
I'll come get them and that will fix it for sure.
Firing up the bacon blaster:
WHAM WHAM WHAM!!!!!
Hickory goodness. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!
And get some sleep tonight. Four hours just can't be enough, can it?
Use some wallpaper remover, do a little sanding, give it a new paint job and it'll be fine. Maybe invest in some shelving.
Stopped by to say hi and as always got a wonderful smile from you.
Do you Stutter,
When you can't find your Putter,
In all your Clutter? ;~)
Haaaaay...how did you get a picture of my abode??
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