Monday, January 24, 2011

Dude .. Bowling Sucks, Man


dood Dude .. Bowling Sucks, Man


Yah know somethin? I'm sick of bowling every day. Day in ... day out. I don't even put pants on anymore. I used to think about scoring a perfect 300 game, but now?? Who gives a shit. I been thinking about hockey. Why can't we ever play hockey? I think my old skates are in storage. Well, maybe the EX threw them out.
Don't they have some pool tables down the street? Pool I am good at, good enough to kick all you losers asses. Anyone have some quarters? Damn, I'm thirsty ...

7 comments:

Shawn said...

maaaaaaaaaybe if you wore Chuck Norris Action Bolwing Pants you'd feel bettah?

Daisy said...

HA HA! Bowling looks like it has been rough on you, Speedy. Maybe you better stick to golf. :D

Sandee said...

You bowl without pants? I'd like to see that. Or maybe not. Just saying.

Have a terrific day Speedy. Big hug. :)

meleah rebeccah said...

Ahahahhaahh @ Shawn!!

Wendster said...

No pants! No pants! No pants!

I loved that mad rant. ha ha ha ha haaaaaa snerf~~!!! he heee heeeee

Wendster said...

I've got a quarter.

Bring it.

cheryl said...

I'm late but ya know Kingpin is one of me faves. hehehehe