Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Pebble Creek

pebble creek



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Pebble Creek Golf Club

Fallen Timbers


fallen timbers
Floating over brook and meadow
fallen timbers, overcome with reed
aroma dances with current and breeze

watchers on the bank lay quiet

contrasting sunlight diffuses in light mist
pools of calm cool air penetrate my skin
I am here, I am alive, I am aware
clarity booms deafeningly .. yet silent

travelled so far from antagonism
tranquility stands pacific

How grand the expedition
I am free
I am the pilot

Thursday, October 21, 2010

Symbiosis Parabola Frank


Symbiosis Parabola Wake up all kreekie and stiff? Looking to be more rubbery?

Symbiosis Parabola
Doctor Shoal has a new combination formula system to s-t-r-e-t-c-h your horizons. Now you to can make double jointed people look like a piece of heat treated lumber!

The key is in the Glucosamine / Band symbiosis parabola.

Here at the Hollydale Clinic and Research Facility in Hollydale City, we have tapped into the wonder percentages with our Jointahmoyntee technologies. For ONLY 49.99 you can B A N D your way to super human elasticity ratios. Sound to good to be true? Think again ... then once more. To be Frank, the system is the best in the World, and the entire UNIVERSE! ( please don't call me Frank )

Imagine the shock on friends and family member faces when you perform freak show like stunts in their own homes. I'll bet you even take home a tip or two.

arms coming out butt The unbelievable picture (left) is an actual testimony to the raw power of the Doctor Shoals Super Rubber Boy System 5000.

No camera tricks here! .... just good old fashioned Hollydale "know how"

EXPECT THESE GREAT THINGS

Superhuman Agility: Agility, balance, and bodily coordination are exponentially multiplied

Superhuman Reflexes: Natural reaction time and reflexes are enhanced to levels beyond the human body's natural limits.

Superhuman Flexibility: Realize a new day with a body that's extraordinarily limber, including tendons and connective tissues twice as flexible as the average human being. Yes, even true despite the augmented musculature and its enhanced strength.

Some even claim it gets them lots of dates with carnival professionals, and who does not dream of that ?

ORDER NOW!!! .... 1-800-DOC-SHOAL / have pay pal account on hand for quick processing

Pee Wee Bowling Champion & 2015 Pins

Las Vegas Bowling all night bowling alley Speedy


It was no secret that I was the pee wee bowling champion in 1970 here in my little town of Hollydale. People feared me, even ran from a possible match. I was banned from league play because of counting pins in 1983 ... and that was the end of a promising career as a pro.



Am I bitter? Yes, a little bit, but I take things with a grain of salt and a lick of lemon. Sour ... bitter ... tart ... ehhh, who cares. I look forward to 2015 when my personal ban on the lanes is lifted. I think you will be seeing me on the late night talk shows toting my NEW Championship of the World trophy. Yeah, that will be my moment to shine. Until then, my balls will be packed away in the garage - under the oil pans.

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

I can only Imagine ...

Monday, October 18, 2010

I have not done one of these MEME deelios in a while


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The Queen's Meme #57 ~
The Threes Meme
from Mimi Lenox!




Welcome to The Queen's Meme #57.
We're talking THREES. Answer these questions all having to do with the number 3. I predict this meme will take about 3 minutes to do.
Of course I could be wrong.

It's been known to happen.
And watch out! Question #3 is a doozy.


carved wooden toilet pee 7
3. Where were you 3 hours ago? Peeing on a tree with my dog





3. Is there anything pink within 3 feet of you? My DOG!

( paws )



3. Name the 3 scariest places in the world. work, DMV, dentist





3. Name the 3 loveliest sights you've seen lately. fall colors, Mimi Lenox, chikin catch a Tory Pine



benny Goodman brass 7 band old time music


3. Name the top 3 Bands in the year you were born.

Benny Goodman, Mel Tillis Quartet, Bo DiDallaillie





3. Walk to your front door. Go outside and get in your car. Drive 3 miles East. Describe 3 things you saw on your way. goats, chickens, lake Hollydale





3. I, Queen Mimi, have sentenced you to a 3-day diet of your most sinful cravings.

What will you be partaking? candy ....



3. Go back to question #3. Change the first word to "travel" and let me know if you survived.

I'll hold a room for you in the dungeon in the meantime. OK !


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From Chikin Tree Shack Hollydale



3. If you are the 3rd person to do this meme and sign the Mr. Linky as #3 you win a prize! The prize is you don't have to do this meme. Oops. **Don't you know you should always read all the instructions/questions FIRST??**


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Thursday, October 14, 2010

Trike Race

trike race



On this hog I ride into the badlands
My record is one of victory
Fear is not in my vocabulary, as I will kick some ass
Hairpin turns defy gravity
My tires hold the road as glue
Don't mess with the Hollydale Chopper
... or something heinous may happen to you
Stand back world, the great Trike Race will be mine
Oh Clamintine
Orange rhindahh bindahh

Friday, October 08, 2010

Laurel and Hardy Deliver a piano UP the STOOP





and let that be a lesson to you

Thursday, October 07, 2010

Monroe Computer Kitten & a BIG Chicken



If you have known me for any length of time, you know I love editing photos. In addition to blogging, I post them on Twitpic and Facebook.
The pictures below are screen captures I stole from my great friend Shawn, the creative geeeenious behind "Olga the Traveling Bra" web sites. Seems her new kitten likes to watch the cursor move around on the computer monitor. She CLAIMS her cat "Monroe" also likes Xbox and You Tube (( hahahaaaaa! ))



monroe the cat and speedcat big chicken rider

monroe the cat and speedcat cat looking at monitor


... and yes, that is MY work on the monitor ;-)

Wednesday, October 06, 2010

To All the Girls I loved before with Rubber Noses




Cigar Guy Tiger Woods and Golf Balls hitting a Camera Guy



Cigar Guy Tiger Woods Is the New Internet Sensation‎ !
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Many of you have already seen the image captured by photographer Mark Pain‎ at the Ryder Cup Championship golf matches on Sunday. Pain was able to snap a photo of Tiger Woods while in the line of fire ... so to speak. Tiger hit a crappy shot that went wide and hit Pain's camera as the photographer was just yards away. Reports are that the thud from the golf ball hitting his chest was heard all the way to China. What is interesting about the photo is that the guy standing behind Woods with a turban and cigar has gotten most of the attention. Internet FIRE ! I had to jump on the bandwagon and BLOG it too.


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