Milkeddie Milker Truck

From SPEEDCAT HOLLYDALE PAGE

Yes, I took the big plunge and went out on my entrepreneurial adventure of a lifetime by buying my own milk truck. I spent the first day making cold calls and banging on doors. To make my sales pitch smooth and inviting, I wrote it on my hand and read it verbatim each time. Want to hear it? .... OK

"Hello, my name is Speedy and I will be your new milkman - our milkeddie milker truck is stocked plum full of all your favorites, and delivery is free"

First day sales totals were in the six figure range, so I might be buying a large mansion with a pool soon.






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After leaving the Uranus Space Station "Utopian Moostard Stargate #7" I found myself floating aimlessly through the great void with my new award from the Labia Greens Woman's Group ... yes, the coveted and prestigious Corny Golfer Award. I had a great impulsive and inner implosive compulsion to eat the giant batter dipped pronto pup. It was pre-soaked with yellow mustard and was ohhh so golden brown. Of course I caved, and found myself in search of a 5080 oz Big Galaxy EXtreeme Gulp dink cup filled with Red Bull and diet Mountain Dew. My fuel gage was on 1/4 tank ... not enough to land safely on Earth, so I looked for the nearest space phone to call in a delivery. To my shock there was a spaceman in there with an unlimited pass card and he was having a conversation with his alien wife on Neptuna. The bastard would NOT even acknowledge I was there waiting - yack yack yackity yak. I was pissed off, and luckily wearing my depends space bag (the Urinator). I waited for about one hour then blew the rathole right out of the sky with my ships eunicalio pulsar ray gun. It was very satisfying, yet there I was with a 88 inch corn dog, and no soft drink.


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Simple Things

From Drop Box

I have not been around this long lost blog for a while. In my entire life there have been many busy periods, but none ever to compare with the last week. After 85 hours at work my mind and body were shot. Today was this first day spent at home since ... well, I am not sure when.
My place is a disaster to say the least. Yes, I could have cleaned up a little today, but opted to walk the trail with my dog, watch some TV, fart around on the internet, take a nap, catch a few rays on the deck, and make some personal phone calls. Sounds boring, but it was heaven to me. A little like being dropped off from a tornado into some sort of serene utopia. One word to describe my day?

PEACE

Something that caught me by surprise were the great blessings in my life that I had not noticed in recent days. The simplest things are almost always the best things.