Thursday, August 19, 2010

Facebook NERDS

nude cowboy speedcat & Facebook NERDS
Yahh, we been hangin down dare at dat Facebook fence again I reckon so. Dat chatterin and banter is all ok then. I put pictures up, and den people come comment bout silly things and such. I think sum were drunk, but den who cares bout it. Twitter been goin down da tubes, and ain't all she's kraked up 2 B as before. I stop in now and again, then I might drive troo dis blog a time er two. I wonder if Sandee will float on by in da boat ??

Yahh, Facebook is fer da NERDS, so I fit right in dare

Fate Decides


ethereal passages fate decides
ethereal passages ... songs that dance through my mind
a mood, a thought, a day dream or two
silence is pronounced as time elapses into night
sheer calm grandeur as fate decides

my path was carved it seems with solemn splendor, and placidity
hearts lie quiet

silence can trickle as streams in meadow
sharp streaks of outline encompass the banks
I reach down to feel the chilled waters
a ripple, a vacillating wave, it peeks then fades

If the moon shines upon the lands, colors wane
softly lit shades of white and grey
a touch, a sensation piercing my spine
a twinkle from her eye tears through me
words unspoken with power and unclouded visions

reservations subside
warmth flows though my veins
to reside in Love's circle euphoric
... languid motions morph effortlessly 2 solid embrace



dark grey embrace fate decides

Thursday, August 12, 2010

F in HOT !

camera phone 120 degrees thermometer


The heat and dew points have been so high in the past three weeks. My guess is that my sweat secretions have been in the 10,000 gallon range, or to make a visual comparison, "A tanker truck full". If that sounds repulsive ... consider the under-arm odors.
I thought it would be fun to start a list of IT WAS SO HOT quotes. Please feel free to add a few of your own.



fukin fucking hot

It was so hot my weeeener fell off

It was so hot the food started cooking before the charcoal was lit

It was so hot my hair melted and fused to my brain



It was so hot my belly button became a bird bath out on the deck

It was so hot Al Gore turned on 1 billion KWH of AC to cool the world carbon tax pushers ... yes, pushers

It was so hot Bonnie Franklin moved in with Shcnieder ( however you spell his name )

It was so hot my urine was dark brown, and pasty

It was so hot I stayed in and played hooky ( ok, that one is true )

It was so hot people actually blogged about it!

Tuesday, August 03, 2010

Perceptions


The search started long before perception
lines in the sand as guides
in circles, in figure eights, in desultory direction
arrival seemed adjacent to my path
it appeared just within grasp
yet, what might be there was blurred
then in desperation and doubt ...
I dropped my eyes to the landscape at my feet
a point with centered gravity pulled me in
my eyes had led my astray on the wrong axis
look up, raise hands, and climb