Dear blogger diary ...
Today was long and my bones ache. It was nice to get home and eat dinner. It was very hot, both dinner and today. I took some photos and drank 3.8 gallons of "misc fluids". The wild cherrie frozen drink was best.
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Saturday, July 24, 2010
Dear blogger diary ...
Friday, July 23, 2010
Ohh my chili bean ... how you sparkle in the bowl
Dancing across my tongue, so hot, so hot
Jalapeno meat and tomato
mixing .... (pause) .... mixing
Seam rises from the depths of microwave splendor!
Spooning out to taste, my eyes devourer you
My hot, steaming bowl o Chilean
shatem shatem ... munch munch munch
Comer mi tazón de chili....
¿Estoy en el cielo el calor me agobia
en la noche bochornosa puedo tengo otra olla
mi amor, mi frijol encantador de chili?
Through endless space the mind travels past comprehension to that of pure logic and reason like no other entity. The adventure of thought sojourn faster than light and arrives instantaneously to cerebral neurons. If one cannot prove he can still believe ... as there is fact in the unknown because unknown does eventually become fact. It is just this hunger that creates desire in my loin. Grasp onto the Milky Way and ride the nebula through vast wormholes of conscious bending metamorphosis. Like the butterfly we came from the worm and egg. The parabola graph to ebb and tide reveals destiny, just as we cannot change the past. Pulsar torpedoes and meteor asteroid hybrids join in galaxy dust to spawn each molecule of life ... including sanguine plasma fluids coursing though human vein to vane. Let the Twain of Shania sing loudly !!!
Worlds of Blue and Brown
Gonna hit the town ... let's get down so doncha frown look at me I am a clown
Can I rhyme?
ALL the time!
We are traveling through space
Thisahh Humany Race
Somebody better bake a cake
Elvis liked his clambake
Them things can move with no feet
When you wish upon a star
Don't matter bubba who you really are
Tonight you might get a wish
Birthday cake (again with the cake)
Ohhhh for Pete's sake
My lawn: "I better Rake!"
Grecian Formula in my Beard
My hairs gettin` white and that's weird .... Look at my ear. Have no fear - It is not full of orange wax like yesterday - Chicka way nay
Lets go for a ride ... through a blogging portal and have desert in the dessert
Do you know my Uncle Fezzert?
I like a Bundt cake-a-dake canna we make (again with cake??)
This be my shining moment [hard pause] shine brightly my brother
This is my song and my sonnet
Dedicated to my Mother
Saturday, July 17, 2010
intonation to pervade the atmosphere of one
my ears look for silence
the concert grand or unaccompanied virtuoso?
then my realization that placement was altered
in self may comprehension substantiate
The monumental achievement is found inside
clearest mirrors look though physicality
by creating your own desired harmony, searching for the melody wanes
I then orchestrated accordingly in plural sostenuto
Friday, July 16, 2010
Trautman: It's good to hear your voice Hollybo, it's been ages. Look Speedcat, you've done some big time damage here, and they don't want anymore trouble. That's why I've come ... I want to come in there and fly you the hell out. We'll work this thing out together. Is that fair enough?
Hollybo: Can we have pizza and corndogs ??
Trautman: uhhhh, well, I guess so
Hollybo: I tried to get in touch with you, but Verizon is full of crap. My cell phone only works when I get close to the damn city
Trautman: Yeah, they've got me down in D.C. shining a seat with my ass.
Hollybo: I wish I was back in blogging now, the posts I would write !!!!
Trautman: We'll talk about that when you come in.
Hollybo: I can't do that Sir.
Trautman: Look Speedcat, we can't have you running around out there blowing up junk.
Hollybo: That's just a big line of BS and you know it. Did you see the Hollydale fireworks this year? I guess the Mahady farm was expendable too ....
Trautman: But I'm your friend Hollybo! I covered your ass more than once. Seems like baling you out of trouble's got to be a lifetime achievement for me.
Hollybo: There wouldn't be no trouble except for that king shit deputy Barney Fife! All I wanted was something to eat, but him and Otis kept pushing me.
Trautman: Well you did some pushing on your own Speedcat.
Hollybo: BLAH BLAH BLAAHHHHH BLAH blah ... They drew the first chicken stick, not me.
Trautman: Look Hollybo, let me come in and get you the hell out of there!
Hollybo: They drew first drumstick ... and left me with rotten coleslaw . Over and OUT
Trautman: Hollybo, are you still reading me? Company leader to S CAT! Hollybo! Acknowledge! ( that nut )
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Wednesday, July 14, 2010
Giant Skateboard Skeptics have been silenced. If you see a humongous skateboard riding down a Hollydale street next to you, it's not an optical illusion.
Giant skateboards riding down a hill ... lots of people love a thrill. You best jump off before it crashes, or you may all have broken ***'s. Skateboard and smile for me, tell me that you'll turn for me, corner like you'll never let me go
Sunday, July 11, 2010
One thing I hear all the time here at my blog, "Where is Hollydale and what is it like??"
I decided to profile the people and social elements contained here in my home town. I guess it's a lot like any other place, except for being full of crazy folks. I seem to fit right in.
Barry Obanater is a council member and gives speeches in the park every Saturday afternoon. He once told me that all the police in Hollydale are all Jewish Zionists.
Gwen Palterini runs the photography studio in town. She always ties to put me in front of the blue background canvass ... I think it's because I spilled a malt on her Gloria Vanderbilt jeans in 1985. They were nice, in retrospect.
Nicki Richmond is the town gossip .... always spreading rumors and shows up at Tupperware parties un-invited. She works at the Wendy's drive thru, and passes out her number inside the hamberger bags. (OK - I called her once) We crashed the Olgen Twins party and Frenched in the driveway.
Claven Akens is a teacher that stays late after class and preforms for an audience that is not there. He claims to have the hottest burlesque show West of Madison Wisconsin. The whole town is afraid of him.
The Olsen twins are dynamos! They operate two clothing stores and the Orange Julius. Legend has it that Katie can down 76 oz. of "Julius" in 5 seconds. Some people think they are aliens ... including me. I could never tell them apart untill last year, when "One of them" turned goth. Freaky!!!
Micky Dougman runs the local car lot, and married his brothers daughter. Folks are not to hip with this marriage, but who wants to ruin a deal on a Buick? He sold me a Yugo last week for 65 easy payments ... not a bad guy really, bur he's always looking in the mirror fixing his hair.
You may recognize this fellow - YEP! It's me, Speedcat Hollydale. I work at the Bushes Chicken restaurant on main street. Back when I was having "Wordless Chicken Tuesday" on my blog, the manager let me advertise on the lighted outdoor sign. (The 50c tea was my idea too) I plan to manage the place by 2011. When I do, chicken wings will be free Tuesday nights. A man can dream, right?
Oraca Winsted is the greatest wash and set girl in the entire county. Fast?? She works on two heads at once. Some claim that she completed 178 hairdoos one Friday afternoon. She is like a celebrity here in Hollydale, and sells books. (crappy ones)
Ahhh yes, nurse Paula Hiltenger. She has ruined more marriages than a bad case of sleep apnea! Everyone avoids her, but by some crazy twist of time and space all the local men go hog wild when she walks in to the Hollydale Tavern. I suppose, when you dance on the bar for vodka gimlets ... that will happen. One time during a physical for the DOT, she tried to stick a rectal thermometer in my rear ...(BUM). I now go to Fentonship City for any medical work.
Madelin has no last name, and nobody really knows where she came from. She sings all day in her apartment, and then goes outside to talk to the bushes. I think she is an alien too.
Last but not least, the Simpsenz are the new bankers in town. They hold the note on my 65 easy payment for the car I bought from Micki Dougman. I think they plan on repossessing it!! I always park in the back lot of the Kwik Mart behind the dumpster. I don't like them much, and think they both wear to much eye liner.
There is ONE MORE character from Hollydale here: Shazam! A Man's Cream For A Man's Face!
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Sunday, July 04, 2010
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footnotes: Thanks to Speedy and Teeni who were the only commenters on the blog