Super Tuesday Chicken Madness

Double Your Nando's Chicken!!! Any Restaurant in Australia ...
This Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday only, Nando's will DOUBLE your chicken for FREE. Purchase a Quarter, Half or Whole Chicken

Well, chicken Tuesday was once the talk of the blog o sphere, but now it is just a re-occuring theme post from time to time. They say many people still celebrate WCT in Jamaica, but they are all smoking weed. Hope you enjoy this blast from the past here at the Chicken Capitol of the WORLD !

Paris Hilton ( Hollywood Skank )

It's been about a year since the last official Wordless Chicken Tueday.
This is a participation type post, and everyone is invited!
There are no rules ... just point me in the direction to a post,
new or old, that has ANYTHING at all to do with chickens.

I don't use any link list devices, because they are not counted
or recognized by search engines. Just leave the URL to YOUR chicken
post in my comments. I will do the rest!

From SPEEDCAT HOLLYDALE PAGE

1. Word Has It... / Olga the Traveling Bra / (BRAWKie)
2. It's EggNormous! / Drowsey Monkey / (parade chikins)
3. Wordless Chicken Tuesday / Nurse Hugankiss / (live birth)
4. Barn Soup / Doctor Shoal / (heath care)
5. Crossing / DCR Blog / (short story!)
6. New Years Wordless Everything / Miss Moneypenny /(photoshop)
7. WCT Beacon: Chicken Wonton Soup for the Soul / DD /(martial arts training)
8. Wordless Chicken Tuesday Makeover / Smiling w Daisy / (kikin grooming)
9. Exposing the Chicken Underground / Trendhunter / (kikin over-load)
10. My Chickens / Muckboots / (live farming)
11. Yellow Signs / Life in OZ / (Chook Crossings)
12. Empty COOPs have No Eggs but Some Bacon & Gravel / 0007 / (deserted)
13. Tweet chek point Chiki / B.I.G. / (tropical water chickens)
14. HG's Chicken Pot Pie / Simply Tasty / (cooking genius)
15. Don’t Forget About The Chicken!!! / Binkis Park (dancing)
16.
17.
18.
19.
20.





CHICKEN PARADE



Courtesy of "The Way of Life in OZ" ... tnx :-)

Old Home Movie from the Park

Speedy Cats and BIG Forks

From Drop Box

You never really know where life is going to lead you, nor what any given day will bring. I remember when I was younger, thinking I could control my destiny, and plan the future. It's not quite that simple ... is it.
I am writing this entry from a hotel front bench. I am in a different state, I am working where I thought I would NOT be working still, and good grief "mosquitoes are back" !! It was just spring a few days ago, no ?? I guess the one thing you can control is who you are. Me? I am a very speedy cat, just not quite as speedy as I was at 21.

Line Up Alphabetically According to your Height

Written by Robert Bourne on my Facebook WALL

Low and outside was the call ...
Hollydale the pitcher snatches up the resin bag
and paces around the mound
Obviously not happy with the call
Casey Stengel the manager is up on the top step of the dug out eyeing his pitcher
Cuppie Bradford is warming up in the pen
it's 3 and two bases loaded bottom of the ninth
Hollydale rubs up the ball then gets set on the mound
peering in he shakes his head
the catcher gives him a sign
Hollydale nods then works into his windup
The ball flashes to the plate
The stops mid flight 6 feet short
The batter swings wildly and misses
STRIKE THREE SCREAMS THE UMPIRE
as the ball hovers in the same spot
Speedy got him with his famous
Chikkin slider.....:)



Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
Casey Stengel

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
Casey Stengel

Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose 'em I never knew existed before.
Casey Stengel

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
Casey Stengel

Don't cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.
Casey Stengel

Don't drink in the hotel bar, that's where I do my drinking.
Casey Stengel

Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.
Casey Stengel

Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.
Casey Stengel

I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don't drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren't speaking and I said I'll take that drink.
Casey Stengel

I don't know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.
Casey Stengel

I don't like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.
Casey Stengel

I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I've been thrown out of so many.
Casey Stengel

I got players with bad watches - they can't tell midnight from noon.
Casey Stengel

I was not successful as a ball player, as it was a game of skill.
Casey Stengel

I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.
Casey Stengel

If we're going to win the pennant, we've got to start thinking we're not as good as we think we are.
Casey Stengel

If you're playing baseball and thinking about managing, you're crazy. You'd be better off thinking about being an owner.
Casey Stengel

If you're so smart, let's see you get out of the Army.
Casey Stengel

It's wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn't used to like.
Casey Stengel

Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.
Casey Stengel

Accipere Quam Facere Praestat Injuriam

Ivan Vanko Hollydale: You come from a family of thieves, and butchers. And like all guilty men, you try to rewrite your history, to forget all the lives the Stark family has destroyed.

Tony Stark: My father helped defeat Nazis. He worked on the Manhattan Project. A lot of people, including your professors at Hollydale University, would call that being a hero. Plus ... what the heck is that red thing in your chest? Looks like a cheap sticker from a cell phone.

Ivan Vanko Hollydale: Well, you are a 120 pound drug addict. Prepare to be crushed Iron Man Downy Jr .....

Tony Stark: Wait a minute, lets fight later because my blood is turning toxic. I need to invent a new element to fuel my heart chamber Iron Man thinggee in my chest.

Ivan Vanko Hollydale: Heh heh - you weak weak coke boy. I drink diet Pepsi, and have good blood. (( whips Iron Man Downy with ionic cutting arm extensions ))
Ha haaa! What a girly man in tin foil. You are just a bad hotel party with a Toupée and hair in cups.

Tony Stark: I'm not saying I'm responsible for this countries longest run of uninterrupted peace in 35 years! I'm not saying that from the ashes of captivity, never has an American saying been more personified, I'm not saying Uncle Sam can kick back on a long chair sipping on an ice tea because I haven't come across anyone man enough to face me on my best day! Accipere quam facere praestat injuriam ....

Pepper Potts: No one speaks Latin anymore. It's a dead language.

Ivan Vanko Hollydale: Yes, idiot Iron Boy!



THE END

Best News here so YOU do not Need to Read the Papers

IN THE NEWS !!!

Super Chicken Poses with his 0007 Speedy Mexicali ChickenCat Trainer / undercover photos of Speedcat and his chicken breasts


The highest-rated barbecue grills / just buy some charcoal for crying out loud


Taco Bell's new $2 Meal Deals set new standard for fast food / this is just crying "date night"


Why doesn't my wife respect my DVD collection? / ummm, because it is CRAP !
...

Fire the Truth Gun Bondcat

Scene #1

James BondCat: I'm not in the habit of giving answers to ... DOPES.
Mr. Big: You damn lucky Bondcat you even got an ear left to hear the question with!
Sheriff J.W. Pepper: Fire the truth gun Bondcat
Felix Leiter: What in the world?
State Trooper: Let me have a word with Mr Big. Bondcat is a loose cannon.
James BondCat: BANG .... BANG BANG BANG! (run like chickens, you fowl humans)

Scene#2

Cab driver: You know where you're going?
James BondCat: Hollydale, Downtown Hollydale
Cab driver: WHAT? You must have a death wish, man!
James BondCat: Well you just stay on the tail of that jukebox and there's an extra two hundred in it for you.
Cab driver: Hey man, for two hundred bucks I'd take you to an Arkansas cookout!

Scene#3

Tee-Hee: There are two ways to disable the evil syndicate, you know.
James BondCat: I don't suppose you'd care to tell me what they are?
Tee-Hee: One way is to take a pencil and write them a mean note.
James BondCat: And the other way?
Tee-Hee: Oh, the other way is twice as simple. You just stick your hand in there mouths and pull teeth out. Heh, heh.

THE FINAL ALTERCATION

Kananga: DCR, on the first wrong answer from Miss Solitaire, you will snip the little finger of Mr. BondCat's right hand. Starting with the second wrong answer, you will proceed to the more ... VITAL ... areas.
Mr. Big: Is THIS the stupid mother who tailed you to Hollydale?
James BondCat: There seems to be some mistake. My name is Speedcat ...
Mr. Big: Names is for tombstones! Y'all take this Cat out and WASTE HIM!
Tee-Hee: Mr. BondCat, good luck with that
M: [jumps out from the shadows] Here BONDCAT .... catch !!!!
James BondCat: By pulling out this button, it turns the watch into a hyper-intensified magnetic field. Powerful enough to even deflect the path of a bullet - even at short range, or so "Q " claims...
M: I feel very tempted to test that theory right now!
James Bond: [deflects bullets and beats everyone to a pulp]


EPILOGUE

Solitaire Lady: Is there time before we leave, for Love Lesson number 3?
James BondCat: [undressing] Of course. There's no sense going out with my gun half-cocked.
Solitaire Lady: Such a delicate touch.
James Bond: Sheer magnetism, darling.
[Bondcat unzips Solitaire Lady's dress with the magnet in his watch]
Solitaire Lady: I know who you are, what you are, and why you've come.
James BondCat: Ohhh just send me a postcard ... I'll get it from Miss Moneypenny .

Having problems commenting? Use this alternate comment page! I will move responses to the correct location.
ALTERNATE COMMENT PAGE

Goat Soap Smells & Awww Monday

Awww...Mondays #64 with Sandee!

Filed Under: Awww...Mondays

you smell funny

Other playahs ........
1. Freda Mans2. June Zach3. imelda4. Sandy B5. Marg
6. Grace7. Barb8. Rajagopalan9. Still On The Verge10. Jim

Monkey See Monkey Speedy Cat

My trip to Bangellordeshi was quite a success. Not only did I make a few new friends, but I also taught a blogging class. Basic introductions to html, and what "not to do" were main focus points. One student continually hit me with a stick, but forgiveness is KEY for any blogger. Lessons learned ... lessons taught, and I bought a new hat.

Music on Monday Preview w/ Gary Moore - Walking by myself

Official Gary Moore Website
View latest album and tour information
Tour Dates - Discography - New Album - Biography www.gary-moore.com/ - Cached - Similar
Gary Moore Official Website - Tour Dates

Guest Blogger Deana & the Wendster Winds

All written by Deana from Facebook, on May 3 at 9:09 pm

So here they be (with a bonus for Mardy); can you pass to Wendster as I have
no idea how to actually reach her in real life? thx



Wendster Wind

I am the scent of cherry blossoms on the air
Inspiration just beyond your grasp
Unnamed longing
Carried to you on the breeze
Unseen and ever present
Find me


***************************








Motorcycle Wind

I remember worry
As I remember dreams;
Vague voices humming
Just beyond my comprehension.
They recede into the distance
As road, sky and future rise up to greet me
And the only voice I hear
Is the wind



****************************








Cheating the wind
(for Mardy - Speedcat's Dog)

My land
My tree
My hillock
My pee
My friend
My bush
My squirrel
My touche
My world my world my world
Every thing old and new
Mine and mine again
Rushing to meet me ... and cheating the wind
I rush to meet it





Speedcat Hollydale / May 3 at 9:16pm

Can I publish this ?????? pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeese ?!??

Awww Mondays & Wrinkled Skin Rat Kitty

Awww...Mondays #63 with the BESTEST Blogger, Sandee at: Comedy Plus


More playahs

1. Max2. Mike Golch3. http://www.superficialgallery.com/4. Karen & Gerard Zemek5. June Zach

SHE

She was unpredictable, she was on the edge
She had an aura the projected up and outward piercing skies
She took me by surprise, and held my heart before I knew it left my chest
She made time stand still

She became the only person on the planet when in sight
She captivated my thoughts there after ...
She was beauty in every sense of the word

She was talented
She was passionate
She was full of life and spirit
She could light up an entire room

She took my breath away

Music on Monday ... Wait 4 Me