Mimi has a Dundeon and she KNOWS how to Use it

I was tagged! : Monday Mimisms ~ I Have a Dungeon and I Know How To Use It

I cheat a little with these, and source code ping. Please do not throw me in the dungeon Mimi oh Hot Queen of Bloggingham (( smiles )) .... OK, here we go

Just because Mimi has a meme site of my own now doesn't mean she has given up on memeing here all together. After all, her name is mmmmeeeeeemi. Sort of. She didn't plan it that way. It just sort of happened. Isn't that the way life goes? What happened to the good ole' days when Mimi stood on her pointy crown and issued an edict from the rooftops of Bloggingham Palace. It was heard far and wide across oceans and valleys and blills in the blogosphere. Every blogger within the sound of Mimi's voice hurried to answer questions wrought forth (She always wanted to say wrought forth). It makes no sense but it was fun to say - anyway .... yeah ... scary questions from the Queen -whohasith a dungeon are long overdue much like her library books but she will digress.

Now I know you've all heard about this dungeon of Bloggingham. Some have even seen it and lived to tell. But that's not the point. Mimi knows how to bury those bodies (( AKK )) And don't think you can hide behind that get-out-of-the-dungeon-free card she issued way back when she didn't have any sense one day and get out of this meme. I'm talking to you, Dawn! And you...and you....and even you!


So bear with her while I think of a goodie meme and do it right here on the page. The chicken's way would be to say "I tag everyone". Bah! You think that's a serious memer?! Ha! I'm taking names and kicking blass (that's blog + a** for all you non-blog speakers) I can't believe I said that. You will most likely find your name at the end of this post marked TAGGED.
Read it and weep.
Or else.YES YOU ARE CONFUSED! ME TOO
The UnValentine Grumpy Meme

1. I, Mimi Pencil Skirt Peace Woman, have officially declared war on Valentine's Day. If I see one more chocolate rose covered in stupid red tin foil paper I'm gonna have a fit. What did you get for Valentine's Day?

NOTHING man, just a bunch of NOTHING

2. What will you miss most about Valentine's Day?
Nothing .... well, maybe candy.

3. What could you have done differently yesterday to make the day sweeter?

NOTHING

4. How many roses make a dozen?

Depends if I am in a bakery


5. You and your love are getting matching tattoos for Valentine's Day. What will they be?

What?? What woman?

6. My kingdom for a man who can spell. I am so tired of getting text messages from college educated 45 yr old men like .....I miss u ....wat up?.... B there by 8... or the ever popular U home? Does your significant other have an annoying cute little habit you'd like to break?

I HAVE NOBODY .... hmmmm, I think this meme was not ment 4 old Speedy cuz he say 2 U wat up womans?? (( HE HE HEEEEEEEEE ))




7. What did you get someone for Valentine's Day?

NOTHING









8. No one is looking. I promise.
Write one word on this candy heart you've been dying to say to a romantic connection from your past. I will not tell.

You were so not worth the 100,000 I spent on your butt stapled to the couch

9. Be a poet. Write a 4-line poem starting with Roses are red....

Roses are red
Violets are purple
take a good hard look
... at my durplally worple


10. What song best describes your Valentine's Day experience this year?

by The Dungeons ( OK, I just copied Mimi on that one ) hehee

11. I, Mimi Grumpy Skirt, am so glad this meme is almost over. This is my final question. I made it eleven questions in honor of the 11 roses I didn't receive. Aren't they lovely? This is my final final question, Regis:
Two cupids are in a knock down drag out fight on the floor of the Senate. One is a constituent from Venus, the other from Mars.
What is the name of the legislation they are fighting over?

The rest is a direct copy paste from Mimi at the Bloggingham Palace

Same Cherub marriage of course.



P.S. The chocolate was messy
The sentiment real
I promise to forgive him
If this meme you steal.
So take this tag
and away you go
You won't be thrown into
the dungeon below!

**This will be the Queen's Meme for Tuesday as well**
Now for the fun part.... Oh ye little Dungeon Dodgers you. I, Mimi Queen of Memes, do royally tag Ferd, Vodka Mom, Summer, Lizza, Starr, Jean-Luc, Linda, Bond, Ciara, Tulip, Eric, Bee, Travis, Melissa, Eyre, Lee, Bobby, Anndi, Mo, Desert, Shannon, Cogitator, Katherine, Ciara, Lois, Jamie, Kitten, Gal, Gary, Mielikki, Charles, Dawn, Cat, Jennifer, Brigit, Melissa, Angelia, Maria, Kwizgiver, Coopernicus, BPD, Allie, Lime, Dixie, Pink Lady, Nessa, Akelamalu, Stef,
Mouse, Sandy, Mommy Cara, Wendy,
Xmichra, Debbie, 800 FB friends and a partridge in a pear tree.


I tag all of the above too, so now you are tagged twice. Happy Valentine

I also tag these people !


Ann's A Nice Place in the Sun
At Home at Last / Chris
BackWoods Drifter West Virginia
Bees Musings
Beetle Blog
Bewildered Brit
Cabbages and Kings !
Cacais Step and Journey (new)
Comedy Plus
Connie's World
Creative Treasures
CUBAPOML?? / Lauren
Daisy the Curly Cat!
Dancing with Daisy
DCR Blogs
Debo Hobo
Deep in the Forest
Drowsey Monkey
Dust Bunny Hostage
Endangered Truth
Fibro Viv
FRACAS
Functional Shmunctional
Golf Boy
Golf Girls Diary
Green Eyes Reflections
Hillbilly Willie Arkansas
Images to Explore
Inconsequential Logic ( Roschelle )
Jane Turley and her Witty Ways
Janice NW
Julie's Jewels and Junk
Lady BANANA
Lady Java
Laketrees
Life in the Short Lane / (Margo)
Lillie's Life
Los LOBO man of Foil
Mariuca
Med Students Wife (ADIParadise)
Meleah
Mimi Lennox the Meme Queen
Miss Moneypenny CPU DD M (best rating)
Momo Fali
My Corner (little jungle box)
My Picture Salad
Nannygoats in Panties
Natural Hawg Arkansas!
Netster
Olga the Traveling Bra
One of a Kind Wisconsin! (gifts and cheese)
Paradise Regained
photoblog
Ponderings from the Pond
Purplefrogcat
RAMBLING BLOGS (Sky)
RennyBA Terella
Revellian
Reveries Simply Jacy
She Lives
Sherry Gates
Shiphire Dominion
Smiling with Daisy
Stuff that MATTERS!
Terri Terri
The Circus Has Come to Town (Summer)
The Rev
Thoughtful Reflections
Throwaway Blog
VTRoom / Teeni
Wendster's Blog
WIXY Gone Bananas!
Wood & Pixels
World Golf Blogs
ZHU

If you do not respond, I will send Google Bots out to tear up your source code. Happy Valentine

ha haaaaaaaaaa !!!!

From SPEEDCAT HOLLYDALE PAGE

at The Queen's Meme #25 ~ The UNValentine Grumpy Meme

Music on MONDAY

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Music Monday Sans Music PS: Because of spamming purposes, the linky will be closed on Thursday of each week at midnight, Malaysian Time. Thank you!

Filled with Grace

Some have hearts filled with grace and gentleness
they are few and extraordinary
Someone to count on, someone to call
Someone who listens ... and is there when you fall
She cheers in a crowd of one
She sees the good in everything I do

Inheriting just a few of her traits can smooth my rough edges
By her example alone, the world makes sense

Within moments of my entrance into this world she held me
let me know I was wanted, protected me all along
I will never grow too old to say, "I love you Mom"

Roof Golf & the Manhole Frisbee

My name is Speedy, and I have done things I am not proud of. Yeah, I was havin fun, but oblivious to some of the disasters I was leaving behind. I reckon I forgot some too.



" I decided to make a list, a list of my errors in judgement, and those that I have done wrong. By analyzing it ... maybe I can make amends. Maybe krazy karma might finally prove to be in my favor "


In 1985 I happened to come across some dynamite. Most people would just let it be, or hand it over to the authorities. I decided to put in in the sewer and light the fuse. I expected the manhole cover to pop up, and see some smoke. That's not what happened. The entire street and cars were damaged, and the water main broke. My block was in chaos for weeks. I heard the stress of it all may have even caused the Freemans to divorce.


1986 was a banner year. I stole took my girlfriends car for a joyride. No, not like a normal joyride, but one bent one it's destruction. Me and a friend decided to find out just what it took to render a vehicle un-drivable. First was the corn field, followed by the shopping mall lot. Jumping curbs, high speed collisions with carts and rails, and lots of brake stands. One run ended next to another car with a woman looking at us in disgust. I rolled down the window and asked for directions to Canada - then sped away. The fire hydrant was the last and final crushing blow. The car jumped up wildly and the front axle broke. With water spraying up everywhere, we had a good laugh and walked away. My girlfriend asked me if I had seen her car later that day, and I said "nope".


1989: At a wedding dance, I made the most hideous drunk toast the world has ever known. I had some inside information about the bride, and we were never on very good terms. I let it all hang out, and afterwards there was "dead silence" ... people were in shock. I grabbed another drink and did a moonwalk across the dance floor.


1993 was a pivotal year in my life. I was traveling more, meeting lots of people, and of course having a little too much fun all the time. Not really having responsibilities, or any family, I was the guy to call for "whatever". One woman in particular made that mistake. Janelle was the one person I knew that really made something of herself - with a good job and a really nice home. She was going out of town on a business trip, so the offer was made for me to house-sit and take care of the dog. You probably can guess I was out at the club inviting everyone over for an after party Friday night. In retrospect, it's a good thing the cops showed up when they did, because there might not have been anything left of the place.


2002 I headed out West to Las Vegas. Plans were in the making for this trip for some time, and people flew in from all parts of the country. It all started off pretty sedate, until after playing high stakes poker when we went up to the roof of the casino to look at the strip. There was no security, there were no cameras, and this meant one thing ... golf. I ran back to the room and grabbed my clubs.
As we all took turns teeing off out into the night, the dangerous nature of our shots never seemed to enter any one's mind. That was until I hit one of the large neon signs and it burst into flame. The next day I read in the paper how hundreds of people had to evacuate out in the street for hours.

That's all for my entries for tonight, I'll be back later to add more.
Maybe others will look back and share some of there own "bad judgement calls" in comments.
I'll add them here too

ps: these stories were all "mostly untrue"

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Purple Saturday

MORE PURPLE POSTINS` 4 U on the WWW

1. Purple Passion Puppy / DCR Blogs / Purple Chihuahua
2. Purple Saturday and my son Jordan / PFCat / Apparel
3. Deep Purple / Daisy / Flowers
4.
5.

Have a purple post from today or in the past? Drop the link
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Remember, blue and red are just lonely colors before copulations.

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Shakespearean Prose Cat & Fig Newton Josephine

Thoughest dost taste and wet the lip of thine heart?
Shirley has donst givest enougheth?
Let Spedencatten imbues mine eyes to the glory my sweet!
The Montegue will be scorned and set to flame ...
for what burnests in my loin is scald and boil
Taketh my hand, and leadeth mine gut to the well
... for I thirst, and wane.
Believe me, I yackity yack as my understandings instructs mineth, and as mine honesty puts it to utter cream es.
You put me off with limber vows and limber rubbery stretches ... you would seek to unsphere the stars with promises to Hollydale!????

(STRONG PAUSE)

Should yet say, Willameena, no going not doth hithereth. Verily - youeth shall not go out to the taco stands maiden of desire. Forbid the sea of salty spray millets of cockatiels ... for 2 obey the moon. Why is it made of cheeses? It doth haveth fragrant and pungent smells that caress my wide body nasal passages ... eth.
As, or by oath remove, or counsel shake
The fabric of my folly, whose foundations is pil'd upon me faith, and will continue
the standings of Wilameena in biker boots unquithered beequetheth.






ACT IIVV

Juliet: Dost en a Capulate? Whomever-est thine eyes shine upon thee.

Rommecat: Your family stinks ... go away. Gosh, kinda cute though!

Juliet: Rommecat, Rommecat, where fort art thouest Rommecat???
Rommecat: Here I am. Even though I am supposed hate you, a find a burning desire. Is it wrong to love!!!

Juliet: Taketh me to the parlor Rommecat! You nomenclature you...
Rommecat: Well, OK. Make sure my cousins are not looking. If loving you is wrong, I DON'T WANT TO BE RIGHT! Booyhaaa

Jerk Guy Capulate: You werest in bedding with a Montegue. Surley you will live no longesteth. On gaurd.
Rommecat: Whatever .... AHHHH!!! I am stabbed (sigh)

Juliet: Mine love mine love, I cannot liveth without-eth you-eth. I shall drink poison from the death flask.
Rommecat: "Nothing"

Rommecat: I'm not dead .... I am alive! Ohh my goodness dear juliet .... WHY ..... WHYYY!!!!!!

Juliet: "Nothing"

Juliet: I dost thinketh thine death juice was kool aid from another jar... I am alive againest!
Rommecat: Hot Dog!!! Lets marry and get a cat. They are hiring at the orchard.

Thy Montague tale of unrequeted love ! "Oh, bloggy" ! Allest that endeth well is well indeed. Oh no...Timmy just fell down the well. Go for help Lassie.

The End

yep

Sheboygan General Larry Platt & Sandra Streep Lip Lock

A 36 year old Sheboygan Wisconsin woman stripped in front of her kids and police in a drunken attempt to avoid a shoplifting arrest is going to jail. As part of a plea agreement, Julia E. Laack pleaded no contest to three charges including retail theft. Prosecutors say she stole beef jerky and a lighter from a convenience store. They say when police went to her home she began screaming at three children in her house, telling one teenager the incident was his fault. As police tried to calm her, she allegedly stripped to her underwear and told the officers they couldn't arrest her because she was going to be naked! (makes sense to me )

Information from: The Sheboygan Press



Sandra Bullock and Meryl Streep shared a victory trophy and then kissed during the 15th Annual Critics' Choice Movie Awards in Hollywood Friday. In her acceptance speech, Bullock said Streep has a lot in common with her. "She loves food and goodie lovin` ... so do I".

Yes, you must admit how un-CANNIE that is. Plus, what's not to like about chicks getting jiggy with it on TV.

NOTE** {Speedcat Hollydale is not making a political or moral statement, and agrees with who-ever is commenting at any given time}

Information from: Us Magazine





As Jimmy Kimmel makes jokes at Jay Leno's expense , Lawyers are closing in on Conan the Barbarian. You can say all you want though, as DCR pointed out to me in his last Late Night Series, it all boils down to hair. Here at the Hollydale Gazette we have proof with this surveillance footage, taken by our news editor in chief, "Wendy Wenderella".

Lastly, I am blown away with the massive publicity for the Pants on the Ground song sung by "General" Larry Platt, the 63-year-old civil rights veteran and perpetrator of the original rap song.
In case you've somehow missed it, the lyrics to "Pants on the Ground" go like this:


Pants on the ground
Pants on the ground
Lookin' like a fool with your pants on the ground
Gold in your mouth
Hat turned sideways, pants hit the ground
Call yourself a cool cat looking like a fool
Walkin' down town
With your pants on the ground!


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World Record Most Boring Blog EVER in the History of Humanity

Today I went to get a haircut, then did some shopping. Now I am going to watch a movie, after publishing this post.
hmmmm

EDIT: 7:14 PM / I am hungry

EDIT: 7:27 PM / DCR commented that his post was more boring. Ohh well ....

EDIT: 7:35 PM / here is the post DCR thinks is more boring than mine. Please vote on who has the most boring ( if you want ) ehhh
Wordless Wednesday… Taken Literally ~ click to view




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Greensleeves Sheet Music & a Foil Wrapper

Having only two pieces of Wrigley's gum left, I embarked out into the forest wearing my submarine jacket and pontoon boots. It was a raw and skunky night with only a few stars twinklin`. Most men would take the easy way out and order more gum online ... I was motivated by instinct.
Some people like Chiclets, and others like that fool-hardy Bubblishious crap, but no, not me. Double Mint or nothing I say. I would rather chew on a log of wood than some fake chunk of garbage. I know, there seems to be some hostility in those words, but if you lived with that Lena like I did in the 80's, the apocalypse near at hand, playing in a band, on the beach getting some sun on the sand Y'all.
Hey Ole ... take your sister and go ice fishin`, yep.
I am on a mission and a wishin` for some brand new gums to entertain me teeeph.

Cooking Show from 2007

A Passionate Kiss

A passionate night between me and you
I can't begin to tell you adoo adooo doo do
First we can dim the lights and get closer
No, wait, that's too fast, let's go back
and move a little slower ... for a moment

I'll kiss your lips that are so soft and sweet
then move on to your cheek that's so smooth and unique
Then I'll move right along that little ear of yours
Whoa my, my let me move along your chicken (fill in your own word)
Uh oh I missed a spot, let me move back up to the neck
want to sit down and watch TV? what the heck !!
you start to feel it as I go down slowly
to get the remote ... it was lonely
..... but I'm not finished yet
I go further down (where could that be ????)
taking off my socks for you, my feet feet are stinky !

Oh, I just wake up to realize it's a dream !
A passionate dream fueled by my deep love for chicken

...... and YOU

do dah dooo da dooooooooooooooo

AND YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO



:-)