2000 Pound Chihuahua

ONCE upon a time, there lived a 3 pound Chihuahua named Mardy. Mardy loved three things ... trail walking, chicken, and peeing on stuff. The world seemed larger than life, and he was very happy living in Hollydale.
One Morning, Mardy woke up for a drink of water and found the ceiling had dropped very very low. His bowl was also amazingly tiny, with only enough liquid to moisten his tongue. How very odd, Mardy thought. That is how the adventure began.
He squeezed through the back sliding door and stepped off the deck. To the right was his constant nemesis, "Duke" the German Nazi Shepard. Mardy took his paw and squished him down in the mud. "I forgive you for tormenting me all these years, but I AM going to get your fur dirty".
Next on the agenda was finding his favorite marking posts, but he now towered over them. Mardy let loose with a fire hose like jet stream of yellow, and the tree was torn from the ground. It floated down to the marsh and withered. Conspiracy Carol called 911 to report giant canine aliens deforesting the planet.


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