It was no secret that I was the pee wee bowling champion in 1970 here in my little town of Hollydale. People feared me, even ran from a possible match. I was banned from league play because of counting pins in 1983 ... and that was the end of a promising career as a pro.
Am I bitter? Yes, a little bit, but I take things with a grain of salt and a lick of lemon. Sour ... bitter ... tart ... ehhh, who cares. I look forward to 2015 when my personal ban on the lanes is lifted. I think you will be seeing me on the late night talk shows toting my NEW Championship of the World trophy. Yeah, that will be my moment to shine. Until then, my balls will be packed away in the garage - under the oil pans.
Thursday, October 21, 2010
Pee Wee Bowling Champion & 2015 Pins
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3 comments:
So that's where you keep your balls. Bwahahahahaha. You crack me up Speedy.
Have a terrific day. Big hug. :)
LOL! I'm not very good at playing with big balls.
balls in the garage ... lolololol
along with that lick of lemon you can keep a prozac salt lick in your garage. Handy.
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