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| From SPEEDCAT HOLLYDALE PAGE |
Yes, I took the big plunge and went out on my entrepreneurial adventure of a lifetime by buying my own milk truck. I spent the first day making cold calls and banging on doors. To make my sales pitch smooth and inviting, I wrote it on my hand and read it verbatim each time. Want to hear it? .... OK
"Hello, my name is Speedy and I will be your new milkman - our milkeddie milker truck is stocked plum full of all your favorites, and delivery is free"
First day sales totals were in the six figure range, so I might be buying a large mansion with a pool soon.
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11 comments:
I'll take three gallons of skim milk, please! :-D
Hi Speedy! Good luck with your new job. You are one BUSY guy! HA! Love the photoshop this time around. Being a milkman is you! Definitely!!
Thanks for making me laugh. Happy week to you!
Oh, and I think they ought to stick those shrimp into some batter and then fry them up...just saying. :-)
You look like you should be driving around Mr. Roger's Neighborhood. :)
I just love a man in a uniform. Just saying.
Have a terrific day Speedy. Big hugs. :)
a statement of my age..I remember milkmen from when I was a kid..:)
Will you be *my* milk man?
SSSMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTCCHHHHHH!
Finding key under the mat and letting myself in. Baking you cinnamon rolls.
Good morning!
xoxoxooxox
btw ... we'll need some MILK with those. ;)
Will you please deliver some red cap whole milk to NJ??
:)
Do you deliver to Upstate NY?
(I'm old enough to remember when milk was delivered.) It probably didn't have the hormones and crap in it back then.
Is it true chocolate milk comes from brown cows? Enquiring minds gots to know.
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