The heat and dew points have been so high in the past three weeks. My guess is that my sweat secretions have been in the 10,000 gallon range, or to make a visual comparison, "A tanker truck full". If that sounds repulsive ... consider the under-arm odors.
I thought it would be fun to start a list of IT WAS SO HOT quotes. Please feel free to add a few of your own.
It was so hot my weeeener fell off
It was so hot the food started cooking before the charcoal was lit
It was so hot my hair melted and fused to my brain
It was so hot my belly button became a bird bath out on the deck
It was so hot Al Gore turned on 1 billion KWH of AC to cool the world carbon tax pushers ... yes, pushers
It was so hot Bonnie Franklin moved in with Shcnieder ( however you spell his name )
It was so hot my urine was dark brown, and pasty
It was so hot I stayed in and played hooky ( ok, that one is true )
It was so hot people actually blogged about it!
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It was hotter than the underside of Lucifer's ballz. ;) (Not that I would know. I just have a good imagination. Heh.)
(Not that I imagine Lucifer's ballz. *sigh* I think I'd better quit right here.)
Here in California it's been a very cool summer. I've been wearing jackets in the morning and evening. I can't remember a summer this cool. I guess you are getting all the heat.
Some of your it's so hot...I didn't need to know. Bwahahahahaha.
Have a terrific day and I hope you find some cool soon. Big hug. :)
Netta - lololol
Sandee ... I know! Very odd, but the jet stream has been riding the Canadian border for about a month. Jacket weather sounds REEELLY nice. Thank goodness fall is just around the corner ;-)
Hi there, Speedy! It's been hot here, but not nearly as hot as you've had it there, I don't think. In all honesty, I've been loving it. I am almost thawed out now from last January. :D HA HA! Hope you get to cool off soon. Drink more water!!!!! :-)
Hmmmm themz yer werkin clothes? Being that I used to be a Schultz...i know how to spell Schneider!
I'mma tellin' the teach!
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Ive never dealt with heat/humidity like this! And, It's killing me!
It was so hot, ... ummmmm ....
... it was SO hot ...
How frikkin' hot was it?
It was SO hot, I hugged a friend and our polyester shirts fused.
hee hee heeeee
HUUUUGGGGGGG!!!!!
ssHhshshshshshsttttkkkkkkkkkk!!!!
Uh oh!!!!
We are stuck too!!!!!
Wanna go get some frozen yogurt?
It will be easy to share.
It was so hot, ... ummmmm ....
... it was SO hot ...
How frikkin' hot was it?
It was SO hot, I hugged a friend and our polyester shirts fused.
hee hee heeeee
HUUUUGGGGGGG!!!!!
ssHhshshshshshsttttkkkkkkkkkk!!!!
Uh oh!!!!
We are stuck too!!!!!
Wanna go get some frozen yogurt?
It will be easy to share.
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