Trautman: It's good to hear your voice Hollybo, it's been ages. Look Speedcat, you've done some big time damage here, and they don't want anymore trouble. That's why I've come ... I want to come in there and fly you the hell out. We'll work this thing out together. Is that fair enough?
Hollybo: Can we have pizza and corndogs ??Trautman: uhhhh, well, I guess so
Hollybo: I tried to get in touch with you, but Verizon is full of crap. My cell phone only works when I get close to the damn city
Trautman: Yeah, they've got me down in D.C. shining a seat with my ass.
Hollybo: I wish I was back in blogging now, the posts I would write !!!!
Trautman: We'll talk about that when you come in.
Hollybo: I can't do that Sir.
Trautman: Look Speedcat, we can't have you running around out there blowing up junk.
Hollybo: That's just a big line of BS and you know it. Did you see the Hollydale fireworks this year? I guess the Mahady farm was expendable too ....
Trautman: But I'm your friend Hollybo! I covered your ass more than once. Seems like baling you out of trouble's got to be a lifetime achievement for me.
Hollybo: There wouldn't be no trouble except for that king shit deputy Barney Fife! All I wanted was something to eat, but him and Otis kept pushing me.
Trautman: Well you did some pushing on your own Speedcat.
Hollybo: BLAH BLAH BLAAHHHHH BLAH blah ... They drew the first chicken stick, not me.
Trautman: Look Hollybo, let me come in and get you the hell out of there!
Hollybo: They drew first drumstick ... and left me with rotten coleslaw . Over and OUT
Trautman: Hollybo, are you still reading me? Company leader to S CAT! Hollybo! Acknowledge! ( that nut )
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6 comments:
Looks like a definite must see!
You taught them not to draw the first drumstick :)
A must see for me too. You are a silly, silly man Speedcat and I like that a lot.
Have a terrific weekend. Big hugs. :)
LOL LOL...
Alright these two need to meet up with
~The O’Flannery Boys~
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Then you can make a sequel....LOL
HA HA HA HA! Speedy, you're so crazy! Thanks for making me laugh. You have the most random links in your posts sometimes. Loved the Barney Fife! ha ha ha! Have a good weekend! :-)
(devasted the humble muse looks to her hero speedy... sniff sniff, all i ever wanted was for you to tell me if you liked the blog post of the flannery boys...)
LOL
Sorry about that speedy, I guess I was typing too late and commenting too late...
Nah, no tags...
no memes by proxy!
LOL...
glad we can smile about life :)
I would TOTALLY pay to see the movie Speedycat Hollybo!!
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