Saturday, April 24, 2010

My Milk Duds Seem so Far Away

far away milk duds in space candy


Saturday

... all my milk duds seem so far away
I sent a secret message anyway
oh i believe
in milky ways

where did the milk duds go?
I don't know
they wouldn't say
I said - something wrong
Now I work
On Saturday ay ay aye


Written by "Deana" on My FB Wall while working Saturday



milk duds boob candy box"Oh where Oh where have my Milk Duds gone
Oh where Oh where can they be
They got lost with my luggage
On the Dinner plane flight
And ended up alone
In the Poughkeepsie baggage claim

sung in the key of g"


Written by "Robert" on my FB Wall




I searched the world over and thought I found Milk Duds, But you found them faster and--gulp!--they was gone.


Written By "DCR" in comments

12 comments:

Shawn said...

you share????? :)

Summer said...

Give me. Now.

dcr said...

I searched the world over and thought I found Milk Duds,
But you found them faster and--gulp!--they was gone.

Karl Wolfbrooks Ager said...

Milk Duds are the Devil's work! Well, maybe not, but they're not perfectly round or ovally ...like other candy, like M&Ms or like Junior Mints. Ah, I don't know what I'm talking about.

Daisy said...

HA! Speedy, your FB friends are just as crazy and funny as you are. That's a good thing! I enjoyed the song lyrics this morning. :-)

I hope you have a great day off today!

Hi from Daisy! :-D

livintheblues said...

I bet the Milk Dud songs will win an Oscar for best film score..Picture of the year..Best Actor (Speedy) best actress (Wendster) special mention to Cuppies Booty Salon and Moonshine Emporium for make up..and we will all ride up the red carpet on trikes and run over Joan Rivers

Mimi Lenox said...

I find it disturbing that an entire post is dedicated to milkduds.
And that someone named dcr is quoting from Hee Haw.

Deana Estes said...

WOW! I been blogged....cooleeeeooooo......

@dcr - everytime I hear the "where or where...." tune I automatically hear that Hee Haw thing at the end. To see it in writing made me feel somehow less alone. Which would be flattering if it weren't really rather frightening....

Deana Estes said...

@Karl - you misunderstand the near perfection of the Milk Dud.
In some religions one intentionally places a flaw in the design of one's work, as to avoid the hubris of trying to achieve perfection, which only belongs to God. So Milk Duds are not the Devil's work - they are the near perfection of chocolate with caramel, intentionally malformed so as to please God rather than offend. Now we can all eat them with the knowledge we are doing a form of "good work". [nom nom nom, slurp slurp...]

Deana Estes said...

@Robert - now I wonder if I can construct an Oscar from Milk Duds? Sounds like a craft project right up my alley. And even if I fail, the clean up will be fabulous!!!

meleah rebeccah said...

mmmmmmmm Milk Duds!

Awake In Rochester said...

*Grabbing some Milk Duds* MMM, these are good! (I hate FB) lol