Ohhhh the sadness ... I will loose some sleep ! Blah blah blah - "toughen up", soft cookies.
You can find articles about the big clock changing of the small hand all over the place. Some people like it, some hate it. I say, any policy that allows me to play golf until 10:00 PM in the dead of summer is GOOD.Weeds growing in the clock
To work or love or fight or cry
I could be calm and wistful, sure
Close my eyes at night .. but not quite yet
It was a tasty and lusty pain
Salty sea to see mine greens
But, oh, to have you down the fairway
This is fuel to my heart
Like a trailer court hottie
A new Coffee Party with political astro turf roots has bolstered a new following in American towns across the nation.
They are similar to the Tea Party , but far more jittery. There is also a new 'Me Party' gaining popularity in rural communities. What do all these new parties mean for congress? They seem to hold a message of concern, and intolerance for the paid off pansies of the two main parties. People are tired of the kiss ass spokes models who drop their pants for bankers. I say, "Coffee, Tea, or Me ??
" Sometimes what makes you pee is best "... SpeedyCat Hollydale
Special Report: Jamie Kennedy & Jennifer Love Hewitt Call It Quits !!
While Jennifer has stated that the break up was just a simple case of faded love, many people in Hollydale have seen her with a new "mystery man". They say he is furry, loud, and drives an old piece of shit van. The new couple was also captured on film making out on a Hollydale Bag Home deck .... more on this story HERE
The Hollydale Housing Commission has implemented a new affordable living community in the now abandon Babahooski Farm acreage.
The dwellings are built of bags filled with a garbage and foam mix
This one bedroom model sells for 2000 dollars, and has available 30 year 29% APR financing. Monthly installments of 3.88 are easily affordable for the unemployed family picking up cans in the city. I am sure DCR will have his calculator out to check the math ....
What is a Baghouse , and how can I buy one !??? ( click and see )
Report: Jamie Kennedy & Jennifer Love Hewitt Call It Quits Access Hollywood
....... and now please enjoy some dancing raccoons sent to me by Deana
15 comments:
A house made from bags filled with garbage and foam? Hmm....seems like that might be kind of a smelly house! HA HA HA! Good morning, Speedy! :)
Crazy morning blogger here just popping in to say Hi!
Tuffen up soft cookies..no more Mr.Christie soft and chewy chocolate chip for you...Cousin Fred wants to know if y'all can put in chicken feathers in the bags to up the insolashun fac tur..Fred is our eco loving rep on the town counseel
Beer makes ya pee..I always knew Bud was good for ya..:) Martha slugs 24 a day..and she has a heel of a right hand knocked Lester clear over Bertha's chicken coop last night with hardly any backswing
Love the Jennifer pic with you.
*sniff* *sniff*
Did someone mention coffee?
Inhale Deeply
It'll work almost as good as this:
Good Morning @Hollydale
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(Almost.) :)
~ZZ
We have one of those houses out back of our trailer!!! It's a guest room. Come on down and visit! ;) We serve chikkin on Sundays!
You made me drag out the calculator...
At 0% interest, stretched out over 30 years, that $2,000 would work out to be $5.56 per month.
But, at 29% APR, stretched out over 30 years, you'll be paying $48.34 per month, which means your $2,000 home will end up costing you $17,402.40.
And that's why you don't put your new home purchase on your credit card.
The garbage and foam mix house weirds me out a great deal. Just saying. Big hug. :)
Check your spam folder. I just sent you an eMail...
Mmmm. Coffee!
And I love daylight savings time. No more DARKNESS at 5pm!
I want a basement under my baghouse ... you know ... like ... a curing house? Where you keep the dried bacon?!??!
THAT's the ticket.
And man oh man do I want HASHBROWNS tonight.
Let's go Speedy!
Road trip!!!!!
Only the crispiest hashbrowns will do.
And bring Jennifer!
She and I will have a contest to see which of us can eat the most hashbrowns!!!
Wwooooo hooooooooooooooooo!!!
I'm going to win because mine will be sprinkled with REAL bacon bits ... making mine so much more devourable.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Bacon and hashbrowns!!!
Now ... about that giant raccoon chasing Mardi.
CLEARLY she's looking for tree sap.
All raccoons love tree sap.
They make little "hot glue" projects with tree sap and if you will look VERY carefully you will see that in that photo of Mardi (running from said raccoon) he has this LOOK on his face of "I know where the tree sap is" ... and the RACCOON is READING THAT and will NOT give up until Mardi tells her where it is.
So. Hurry Mardi! Tell her where the tree sap is ... and maybe she'll make you a lovely leaf/twig/bark collage. Or possibly a lamp out of moss and live fireflies.
It's totally possible.
If not ... world domination by the giant she raccoon. We're all counting on YOU Mardi!!!
Aaaannnnnnnnnnnnd ...
see those lovely dance out fits on those two raccoons?
Hot glue.
Yup. They were made with hot glue. I know, right!?!?!?
Amazing.
It's those little raccoon hands. They can make almost anything.
aaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd ...
I definitely prefer you over coffee or tea.
And I LOVE to pee.
It just feels terrific. Can you even IMAGINE *N*O*T* peeing? I SHUDDER TO THINK OF IT.
Wait ... coffee or tea will make me pee?
What about you? Is there something in your list of campaign promises covering that? "Elect me and you will pee"... ? That's a good platform. It goes with something that hits home for EVERYBODY. That's where you want to go. Run with that I say!
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnndddddddddddd ....
I am only loving daylight savings time at NIGHT.
In the morning the sunlight nails me and wakes me early.
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