Monday, February 08, 2010

White Castle next to Blogginham Palace

White Castle Hollydale Extreme Blogging & White Castle Sliders
Small hamburgers are fine for people that live in white castles. Problem is for the average citizen you need to consume 30 of them at a crack. As you may have guessed, I am blogging while hungry again. OHHHH MERCY !!! (pass my that french fry sack ... I see you)
So what is this post about you ask? .... well, nothing. Speedcat's mind drift about the empty void of dialog. I have been seeing a blogging advocate bout` that, yessum. As a sheriff my duties often involve super human strength, I jacked up my work out regimin a vitamin, and pumping iron. After the last sleet storm I been gettin` rusty. WHITE CASTLE is the place for me ... Down yonder under big oak trees! Come in and get a sack-o-burgers while they're hot! Shimmy down the sidewalk eating like a google bot!!! ~ OYE OYE !!!!!!!!!!!


White Castle Guy: You want onions?

Speedy: Yep, and lay them on thick ... pour some of that extra grease from the griddle on top

hungry chihuahua i can haz food ? White CastleWhite Castle Guy: OK

Speedy: Ketchem-up and mustardio too ... pickles suck

White Castle Guy: What?

Speedcat: Are you Bernice Boggatah's boy?

White Castle Guy: Yes, how did you know that?

Speedcat: Your eyes are shifty .... and beady (looks over at the window)



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I know I'd go from rags to riches
If you would only say you care bout` White Castles
And though my pocket may be empty
I'd be a millionaire

My clothes may still be torn and tattered
But in my heart I'd be a king ( King of Snee )
Your love is all that ever mattered .......
It's everything

So open your arms and I will open the door
To every treasure that I'm hoping for ore ore ore oreo
Hold me, kiss me like you like meeeeeeee
and tell me you're mine ever more

Must I forever be a beggar
Whose golden mustard dreams will not come true?
Or will I go from rags to riches?
My fate is up to yoooooooooo Babe



Must I forever be a beggar
Whose golden french fry dreams will not come true?
Or will I go from rags to riches?
My hambuger fate is up to yoooooooooooooooooo

White Castle Radio

11 comments:

Sandee said...

The grease got to me pretty badly. Just saying.

Have a terrific day Speedy. Big hug. :)

meleah rebeccah said...

I love the White Castle Crave Case!

Daisy said...

We used to get white castle hamburgers once in a while when I was a kid. I haven't seen one around for ages though. They were so tiny and had too many onions on them. I didn't like them much. I always wanted Dad to take us to McDonald's instead! HA!

Hi Speedy! :D

dcr said...

We have a Beige Castle over here. Our township wouldn't let them have a white building (seriously). So, our White Castle is boring beige, like a lot of the other new construction.

Your building can be any color you want, so long as it's beige.

Ms. Freeman said...

Duuude I love White Castle, I was sooo psyched when they opened a Krystal burger here (like CBs), I totally stood in line for nearly 3 hours just to get my hands on 10 of those tiny little gems.

Damn now I'm going to have to drive across town sometime this week to get some.....yummmmmmmmmmy

livintheblues said...

wonders if they use tiny onions at White Castle...the mustard is hiding in the Small World ride at Disney World

Chris said...

If I'm going to have onions, I want a Bloomin' Onion just b/c I like the name. ;)

teeni said...

I am ashamed to say that I have never had one of those little burgers. I would love to try one some day. But I have to disagree with you that pickles do NOT suck. However, it is fine if you do not like them, just pass yours to me, please - I like extra! :) Hi Speedy!

Wendster said...

You've gotten taller.

Mimi Lenox said...

How dare they impersonate my castle!!
Bah!

smoooch.

Laura said...

This is a funny,crazy blog.