Monday, February 01, 2010

Its Complicated Movie Review

Its Complicated Movie Review

SPEEDCAT: Ohhh, hey Maryl Streep, funny meeting my EX wife here at the bar tonight. Here, have a few three more drinks!

STREEP: OK, but just 10 or less. Lets dance and then go make whoopie, K???

SPEEDCAT: If you insist ........ I should have never left you


forward to next day



STREEP: This is a mistake, you are married Speedcat

SPEEDCAT: Yes, but she stinks. Lets rekindle the old yule log

STEVE M: I like Streep too, so back off EX husband with compulsive manic tendencies

STREEP: Stop it boys, what have I done ... "WHAT HAVE I DONE !!!"

SPEEDCAT: Go back to ridiculous comedy movies, Steve.
Really

STREEP: I choose Steve, if he will still have me after all this ballyhooo

SPEEDCAT: Shit

STEVE M: Alright!!! I'm in the phonebook, I am somebody now. C' mon Shithead ( no, not you Speedcat, my dog )

STREEP: I always wanted a new husband with a dog. Bye bye Speedy



shithead Its Complicated and you stink navin
It's Complicated Movie ~ the Official Movie Site

17 comments:

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Hey...don't be sad Speeeeeeeedy!...at least you'll always have Marty! :)

Speedcat Hollydale said...

OLGA!!!!!!!

What a nice surprise :-)


........ and I will have a cat too

Chris said...

Goooood morning! :)

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahaha. You crack me up Speedy. You really do.

Have a terrific day. Big hug. :)

meleah rebeccah said...

Well, I certainly prefer Maryl Streep hooking up with Speedy and NOT Alec Baldwin! She needs to leave MY husband alone!!

Michelle Gartner said...

Oh I love Johnny Cash- Meryl Streep and Alec Baldwin not so much. Meleah can have Alec- the Baldwins are kind of spooky to me.

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Hello Sandee Michelle Meleah and Chris :-)


Spam Dude: you get the delete ... sorry

Jessica said...

hahaha! yay--now I don't have to see it! LOL

74WIXYgrad said...

Or as Steve M. once said"Iwas born...a poor black child."

Daisy said...

Oh dear. Such a sad story, but it did make me laugh. :D

Meryl is a fool. She'll regret her decision one day! :)

All I need is this lamp and this paddle ball game and this magazine and my dog.....ha ha ha!

I think your movie review fell into some kind of crazy time warp filter thingy, Speedy. The Jerk was from quite a long time ago. ;)

Hope you are having a good week!

The Muse said...

So, you don't have a mixer???
How about a toaster?
A microwave?

You realize Meryl would be there if you had a mixer!

Love that poster shot!
That could be sold for cold cash!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

I have a toaster in storage, and a microwave is my BESTEST pal!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

WIXY and Daisy, we seem to have a good knowledge of Martin past :-)

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Jessica ... I blog to help the planet, and save money


he heeeeeeeee

teeni said...

I can't tell from this review if you liked it or not! I don't know whether I should go see it.

Wendster said...

. . . awwwww Speedcat. You don't need the dog. All you need is *this* *thermos* ... nothing else! And you're leaving. Just you. And the thermos. . . . . . and this chicken. But that's IT. Just you, the thermos, and the chicken. And these funny glasses with the nose holder thing that makes people cross eyed. Permanently. You need those. And the chicken. And the thermos. And just you.
Well. And that motor scooter vespa thing we rode when we jumped the grand canyon. What memories! OK so just bring that, the thermos .. . the glasses .. . . .
and the bacon blaster!
Can't forget THAT ...

*Speedy riding Vespa scooter with all kinds of cool things hanging off of it, behind it, in tow, with a chicken flying over head .... but not DIRECTLY over head, if you get my drift! A big big smile on his Speedcatish face.

Wendster said...

Doh! Didn't read the comments. Daisy beat me to the Jerk reference.

Rats.