Bad Hollydale : Well, shit ... nice ta meeat cha, I'm Bad Hollydale. Pour me a McClures Whiskey. Make it a double, and give me a beer too, and put it on my tab.
Bartender : I can't do that Mr Bad. I realize you're a legend and all, but the contract states you get 500 dollars and a hotel room to play in the bar Saturday night ... that's it.
Bad Hollydale : (( puts cigarette out on bartenders face and goes back to hotel room ))
Jean Craddock : Mr Badcat, can I get an interview for the local paper?
Bad Hollydale : Sure darlin, come on in ... you want a bite of this sammich? Can I get yah a drink? (( lights up two cigarettes ))
Jean Craddock : Umm, no thanks. What's your real name?
Bad Hollydale : I was born Bad. When I die my real name will be on my tombstone, but till then, I'll just be bad. You know something, this room looks like crap with you in it ...
Jean Craddock : Ohhhh Mr Bad, you are just so "bad". I think I will french with you anyway. Yes, you are a royal mess, but I just love your badness.
Bad Hollydale : (( takes swig of whiskey, belches and passes out ))
LATER AT THE SHOW
Bad Hollydale : YHEEEEEEEEEE HAW !!!!! It's GREAT to be here in ... where am I again? Ohh, It's GREAT to be here in Texas. YHEEEEEEEEEEE HEEEEEEEEEEEEE !
(( Bad finishes his set then goes out back to vomit in a trash barrel ))
Jean Craddock : That's it, I am leaving you and getting married to DCR
Tommy Sweet : Man, some tough times for you I reckon, Hollydale? Write me some songs, and I'll pay you 70,000 dollars each. I need some new material for my next wold tour.
Bad Hollydale : Ahhh go jump in a muddy creek you rotting varmint
16 months later ....
Tommy Sweet : Hollydale, you wrote the greatest songs ever written, here is your money. How did you do it?
Bad Hollydale : Clear sober mind, painful heart. I poured out my soul, brother.
Jean Craddock : I am so proud of you. Wanna french again?
Bad Hollydale : I got a bus to catch, but thanks. (( walks off into the sunset whistling ))
BAD HOLLYDALE: Fallin' and Flyin'
Fox Searchlight - "Crazy Heart" - Official Movie Site
17 comments:
YEEEE-HAW!!! :)
That guy singing sounds a little like Burl Ives.
I wonder if DCR knows where his wife is and what she is wanting to do!!!??
HA HA HA! Glad you left her high and dry and took the high road and walked off (what? no horse to ride?) into the sunset. I enjoyed your crazy story Cowboy Badcat. Hope you have a great day today! :D
You're so bad Speedy. Bwahahahahahaha.
I'm always doing what I'm not supposed to do and being where I'm not supposed to be. It's fun. I see you figured that out too.
Have a terrific day. Big hugs. :)
Speedy does an excellent job as Jeff Bridges as bad Blake!
Hey, hey, where are the Monkees? LOL!
@Daisy: No wedding ever happened. We went to the zoo one day and she seemed to like watching the monkeys, so I left her there.
AHA HA HA HA HA! Thanks for the laugh, dcr! :D
DCR stole her when I was in re-hab!
While this rendition is short and a bit different than the actual movie ( ok, a lot different ) the film was suprisingly good. I give it 4 1/2 stars out of 5
Jeff bridges was excellent, and made the movie and character seem completely believable. It was more like watching a documentary than fiction. Bravo I say!
Then I WILL be checking this movie out!
Meleah! ... you said you never subscribed to comments. Sneeky and good looking?? Not a BAD combo :-)
Y'all got a nicve bus..in fact you might call it a bad ass bus..:) and I am a bad ass bus driver so I know a thang or three about badass buses yuno
Y'all is booked into Big Bertha;s Bakery,Honky tonk and Golf Academy as the opening act for Ron White on Possum Celebration Day
I don't believe it- Dan is talking about monkeys on here too. He needs help- probably more help then we can give him Speedcat.
... Can I drive the bus???
Hello Speedy Hello Daisy!
Speedy the vocal sounds like you :) heheheh
Btw, the lady in the video really herself!
Hi Netster! :-)
(Hi Speedy!) :-D ha ha ha!
Wow, love this song!
Wendy just flew out of the lot driving my bus ............
WENDY !!!! Take me with yoooooooooooooooo
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