Sherlock Holmesdales: I love this film
Watson: Talking to yourself again I see ...
Sherlock Holmesdales: On the contrary dear Watson, I am merely making a conclusive deduction from ( Watson interrupts )
Watson: The only evidence points to the fact that you need to get out of this blog
Sherlock Holmesdales: But if I am not tending to the source codes, the Scotland Yard will fill with weeds, likely the creeping charley, no doubt
Sherlock Holmesdales: I've seen things you wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion ... I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tanhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain. Time to die
Watson: Wrong movie, are you mixing elixirs to test on the dog, then consuming them yourself?
Sherlock Holmesdales: On the contrary ( I love that word ) ... I am solving the greatest hoax the world has ever seen. It is a trick based on fear, and Bundt Cakes.
Watson: I do in fact enjoy a good Bunt Cake, my mother had this pan, and it was shaped as a donut, or as grandmama said, "doughnut".
Sherlock Holmesdales: You are an idiot. Indeed the cake is good, but only in temptative form. The equation is solved by clues.
Watson: My favorite is the chocolate one with coconut in the middle and white icing ....
Sherlock Holmesdales: Lord Blackwood is not dead, but attempting world takeover. His biggest mistake was leaving residue in the bathwater of his father.
Watson: I always have mine in a BIG bowl, and add some vanilla bean frozen confectionery.
Sherlock Holmesdales: [ smacks Watson with cane ]
Mary Morstan: Ohh Holmesdales, you cannot trust me, yet I have a compulsion to french with your Divine tongue
Watson: This blog sure has the word "frenching in it quite often"
Sherlock Holmesdales: I find it intriguing, and humorous, and somewhat hot.
Mary Morstan: I am the one who uttered the word! Are we going to or not?
Sherlock Holmesdales: Utter not today what you can utter tomorrow in the fields of utter ... ness. And OK ... I need you to remain calm and trust me, I'm a professional. Beneath this pillow lies the key to my release.
Watson: I am getting married. See you in the sequins
Sherlock Holmesdales: Obviously you have uttered the wrong word. Sequel is the proper term
Watson: Contrary ... I am going to marry Cher this time. Madonna was a freak