Thoughest dost taste and wet the lip of thine heart?
Shirley has donst givest enougheth?
Let Spedencatten imbues mine eyes to the glory my sweet!
The Montegue will be scorned and set to flame ...
for what burnests in my loin is scald and boil
Taketh my hand, and leadeth mine gut to the well
... for I thirst, and wane.
Believe me, I yackity yack as my understandings instructs mineth, and as mine honesty puts it to utter cream es.
You put me off with limber vows and limber rubbery stretches ... you would seek to unsphere the stars with promises to Hollydale!????
(STRONG PAUSE)
Should yet say, Willameena, no going not doth hithereth. Verily - youeth shall not go out to the taco stands maiden of desire. Forbid the sea of salty spray millets of cockatiels ... for 2 obey the moon. Why is it made of cheeses? It doth haveth fragrant and pungent smells that caress my wide body nasal passages ... eth.
As, or by oath remove, or counsel shake
The fabric of my folly, whose foundations is pil'd upon me faith, and will continue
the standings of Wilameena in biker boots unquithered beequetheth.
ACT IIVV
Juliet: Dost en a Capulate? Whomever-est thine eyes shine upon thee.
Juliet: Rommecat, Rommecat, where fort art thouest Rommecat???
Rommecat: Here I am. Even though I am supposed hate you, a find a burning desire. Is it wrong to love!!!
Juliet: Taketh me to the parlor Rommecat! You nomenclature you...
Rommecat: Well, OK. Make sure my cousins are not looking. If loving you is wrong, I DON'T WANT TO BE RIGHT! Booyhaaa
Jerk Guy Capulate: You werest in bedding with a Montegue. Surley you will live no longesteth. On gaurd.
Rommecat: Whatever .... AHHHH!!! I am stabbed (sigh)
Juliet: Mine love mine love, I cannot liveth without-eth you-eth. I shall drink poison from the death flask.
Rommecat: "Nothing"
Rommecat: I'm not dead .... I am alive! Ohh my goodness dear juliet .... WHY ..... WHYYY!!!!!!
Juliet: I dost thinketh thine death juice was kool aid from another jar... I am alive againest!Rommecat: Hot Dog!!! Lets marry and get a cat. They are hiring at the orchard.
Thy Montague tale of unrequeted love ! "Oh, bloggy" ! Allest that endeth well is well indeed. Oh no...Timmy just fell down the well. Go for help Lassie.
The End
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12 comments:
Oh Speedy'th...I am having Deja Vue'th all over again'th!
'Twas even verse the second time around'th too. ~xoxo
(Oooooooops!...thought I was Olga...hee heeeeeee)
Amazing! Did not know I know a famous actor in Blogsphere too!!!
But: TO be... or not to be (at the Oslo Blog Gathering).... that's the question! ;-)
Rommecat, I'm so glad the tale ended well,and that you got the Lady in the end , yes, even tho she seems to have suffered a severe form of anorexia in the last few images.On taking a second glance,I see you did too! You medieval guys really should eat more...dont you know pizza is the 'IN' thing now?
( STRONG PAUSE )
Speedy,you sure are a literary Genius and all your posts are so well written and also Super-Funny.So funny,in fact, that you are hereby dubbed The REALLY Super-Funny Guy :) LOVE YA !!
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Crazed morning blogger checking in.
HA HA HA HA! Speedy you are CRAZY!
I am really glad you didn't stick your head on top of that guy in the first picture. He's kinda creepy looking.
I noticed you looked a little blue there in the middle. ;)
Love the ears on the cat! HA HA HA!
And how the heck did Lassie get in there---time travel, I guess. Hope you get out of the well. Thanks for the laugh this morning.
I wanna audition for your next play... I have some gauzy thingy I can wear
Keep your keyboard to parchment...never cease...lest your readers fall prey to sleep...
old bill pales...within speedy's light...for you...
.....
mmmmmmm...
(cr*p...writer's block comes when you least expect it) :)
The first picture looks like a Shakespearean Sid Caesar...
I like the use of Rommecat!!
Rommecat!
Rommecat!
Thou hast usedeth my favoritesteth wordeth!!!
NOMENCLATURE-eth!!!
Yayeth and verilyeth ... this doth be-eth a sign-ethest. Sinuseth. A signeth that I have sinuses-eth.
NAY and ANON! That is NOT the SIGN! The sign is certain and it is TACOS!!!
Come away, my Rommecat! We shall consume taco-estes until we burst and be thin again.
Nomenclature-eth! Did someone-eth turn up the thermostat-est in here?
<<<< fanning self wildly >>>>>
Oh Speedy! Your humor has captivated me beyond all measure! I'm laughing with each and every phrase~! You are a man of unusual skill!
**winks**
This reminds me of my college days, I played the Juliet in the play. I hated memorizing my lines.
hahaha! I haven't laughed the whole day due to snowstorm outside but droppin by your page?
You're such a laugh, Speedy!
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