Music MONDAY: Tender Surrender

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and 1. Diane @ Good Mourning, Glory!2. Thom3. Hazel @ Delineating Des4. jori5. Joy6. Denise@ Fullnest7. Speedy Cat Hollydale

Magpie Collective Assimilates Nice & Easy Grocery Shoppes

The new Windows VISTA phone was released to the public last week, and I was fortunate enough to be part of their test marketing group.

All I had to do was carry it with me for a week and then BLOG about it! I knew all the hours wasted here would eventually pay off ...

Here is the thing, it is very hard to keep up to date with your contacts when every call begins the prompt, "WINDOWS NEEDS YOUR PERMISSION TO ACCEPT THIS CALL".
Eye Yhie eeee .... then it said, "WINDOWS NEEDS TO SHUT DOWN TO ACCEPT THIS CALL".

All calls went to voice mail where I had to jump through the same hoops.

Nightmarish and Grisly - that's my review


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After 20+ years of turmoil, Van Halen has decided to show it's older and softer side with Micheal Bolton

One curious fan asked Eddie just what it was like to play mellow chords instead of a screaming riff line .... he replied, "Not much of a switch if you stay really high, man"

The new album will be available in August of 2009 with songs destined to become hits like THESE

1. Empathy n Buffets
2. Dancing in the basement
3. Where have all the good follicles gone
4. Fiber in the morning pepto at night
5. My third marriage was best
6. How am I supposed to live without Jack Daniels
7. Grandma looks hotter than teacher
8. Valerie Bertinelli is too hot for me now
9. When a man loves an Older Woman in a wheel chair
10. Golden years ... Golden showers ... Diarrhea

WHEN A MAN LOVES A WOMAN





This photo was captured in Vegas just one hour before Nevada authorities arrived. The illegal marriage was dissolved, and Bill went home to Hillary for his weekly spankin.

Monica Lewinsky News - The New York Times

Reports from a key witness at the short lived wedding party claim that Wedding Crashers Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn were there to scrap up the left-over honeys.

"I went with Chazz who you forgot to tell me is totally insane. He also might be a genius because it actually does work, he's cleaning up"



The TV Guide / Dell awards show was hosted by Nicole Ritchie ... who showed up carrying her new (and coveted) bowling ball handbag with Senator Speedcat Hollydale on the side.

Richie plans to name her new baby after Michael Jackson , but hopes it looks like SpeedyCat.

Later, in front of the podium, the crowd was shocked to hear Richie call the women in the audience "skanky whores".

Nicole, who says she doesn't know the sex of her child and is waiting to be surprised, has not exactly been taking time out to relax and put her feet up during this pregnancy. The soon to mother-of-two has been keeping busy with her House Of Harlow jewelry line and has recently announced on her blog that she will be designing a maternity line for the maternity clothing company "A Pea in the Pod".

Nicole has become known for her Boho chic look and her pregnancies have not kept her from keeping her style.




Barack and Michelle Obama’s private quarters in the White House currently features two magnificent chandeliers designed by the Magpie Collective, based in Barrydale, named Princess and La Riche Ella.

Both chandeliers are six-armed, Regency-inspired creations produced from an assortment of recycled plastic trinkets and colored plastic “doppies” — bottle lids, interwoven with glass beads and crystal drops illuminated by candles.

According to the Wall Street Journal, the Obamas have a long-standing interest in modern art and design, and Obama included 50 million for the National Endowment for the Arts in his economic stimulus package.
Leading American museums and private collectors have been swift to loan bold, abstract art works for the public and private rooms of the White House as the new occupants wish to round out the collections, which up to now have been dominated by 19th century American Art




HOORAY 4 the local Hollydale Nice N Easy Grocery Shoppe !!! They held a two day event where gas was ridiculously low with the purchase of a live chicken ... (for a home pet).

I was first in line on Saturday morning and happened to see Pamela Anderson grabbing a pack of Camels. I told her that NO MATTER HOW tired, hungover, or skanky she looked, my favorite Baywatch babe would always be her.

Being a loyal (and obsessed) fan, I gave her my free chicken. She said, "Whatever Speedy ... well, thanks" , and then passed out behind a dumpster. Tommy Lee was there to haul her back home so do not worry

Me? I took back my chicken and named it "Juice Newtonfeathers"



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The news: KWA and FSRI Reveals official "Glitch" in Speedcat Blogging Software

Dear Speedcat,
On the part of the FSRI and Karl Wolfbrooks Ager, we wish to extend an apology for any inconvenience this problem in your blogging software might have caused for readers of your daily column. It is never fun to see a comment repeated, let alone a comment as pithy as one generated from our automated blogging post response division. Please remedy this "glitch" at your soonest convenience.


From all of us here at the FSRI,
the best...

The Post that EVAPORATED

I just worked an hour and a half creating a post, and it DISSAPPEARED!!!!!!!!!!!

AHHhhhh !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Somehow, all that is left now is the photos and part of the begining text / HTML

FRUSTRATED .... I quit. It was a really great post, so please just pretend you liked it. Blogger you SUCK !!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHH
.... dammit

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Mellow Yellow Monday #29 . . .


1. Speedy the CAT in Hollydale 2. Bryan, GA 3. Rinkly Rimes Australia 4. Rona Michelson 5. anygen 6. Kenobiitti - Finland 7. Pretty Fire Fly 8. photo phase 9. Jane, Scotland, UK
10. Kuusela Finland 11. Bobbie 12. Norm 13. Gemma 14. The Explorer, Philippines 15. Martha (PA, USA) 16. Junie Rose 17. shirl 18. Snowbird
19. b13 : fast!!! 20. peachkins 21. Ladynred 22. Describe Happy 23. Martha - Menagerie 24. You're next!
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Investigative REPORT by Speedcat Hollydale

Do You See What I See?

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Mr. Clean Head

Mr. Clean gets rid of dirt and grime ... and grease in just a minute, Mr. Clean will clean your whole house ... and everything that's in it.

Mr. Clean Mr. Clean. Mr. Clean
Mr. Clean Mr. Clean. Mr. Clean

Mr. Clean from Hollydale will spic and span your shitay` toylay ...
He has a bucket will not phucket cause floors and walls be sticky!

Sick like Dogs ... or as one

I am sick ..... in the summertime .... and it really stinks to high hog !!!!!!!!!!

My throat is on fire and my nose is dripping. Body aches, chest is stuffy, thought I was hungry now cannot finish my Orange Roughy. (that's fish)
Took a hot shower and felt better for a moment, now at the keyboard almost in a coma - n't. he heee
Thinking about taking some medicine, but do not want to go out. I would gladly trade this shit for some good old fashioned gout. ( YHEEEE OUTCH ! )
Dear virus, I hate you with the intensity of one thousand suns. Stuck in bed and chair ... cannot feel my buns.
Sneezing sneezing, a booger flies out. At least I live alone and can just leave it there. Where is the oxygen? ... where is the air??
Was wearing a robe, then feverishly hot, now it's my birthday, and I am wearing my suit. ( it is NOT my birthday )
Blah blah blah, I have no more to blog, maybe go watch TV, and then feed the dog.
Red nose blue feet, Kleenex feet stinky pete. Yellow phlegm green light, brown shoe black tux. Haaaaaaaaa CHOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!

Someone please contact Doctor Shoal and send two cookies

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Manager: Paula Abdul Likely Not Returning to American Idol

Us Magazine - July 18, 2009, 5:27 pm PDT
David Sonenberg calls the stall of the judge's contract negotiations "unnecessarily hurtful" and "disrespectful"more »


Michael Jackson's 1984 Pepsi Commercial Accident: Who's To Blame?

Access Hollywood - July 18, 2009, 3:22 pm PDT
LOS ANGELES, Calif. -- The newly released footage of the harrowing events of Jan. 27, 1984, when Michael Jackson caught on fire while shooting a spot for Pepsi, has raised new questions about who may be responsible for the accident.Former LA City Fire Department Capt. Donald Donester, who was an eyewitness to the horrifying disaster, believes it was the video's director, Bob Giraldi, who told Michael to wait on the platform where the pyrotechnics exploded too soon, catching the singer on fire -- a charge Giraldi denies.more »


Rosie O'Donnell: Call Me For 'Dance Your Ass Off!'

Access Hollywood - July 18, 2009, 11:38 am PDT
LOS ANGELES, Calif. -- Rosie O'Donnell loves "Dance Your Ass Off" - and she told Access Hollywood's Shaun Robinson she wants to join a celebrity version of the Oxygen reality show. "[It's] my favorite show," she told Shaun on the set of Lifetime's "Drop Dead Diva," where she was filming a return guest appearance for an episode airing this September.more »


Legendary TV news anchor Walter Cronkite dies

Reuters - July 18, 2009, 11:33 am PDT
Reuters - Former CBS News anchor Walter Cronkite, whose authoritative delivery of news events from the John F. Kennedy assassination to the Apollo moon landing and Vietnam War, made him "the most trusted man in America," died on Friday at age 92.more »

FEATURE LINK! ... Hollydale Pheppings Gone Wild

Moneypenny Undercover TIMES - July 19th, 2009, 11:22 am PDT
Unbelievable [photos] and information captured from a previously unknown archive of E Harmony ... a social web site. Viewer discresion ADVISED



I am off to doo the GOLFING, and quickly created this with COPY and PASTE. I like GLOOOO :-)

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Laketrees Mini Portrait Contest ROCKS !!!

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HOW 2 WIN YOUR OWN FREE MINI PORTRAIT !!

Kim at Laketrees is offering readers the opportunity to win a Free Mini Portrait this month. The Mini Portrait is 25cm x 25cm (10" x 10") - acrylic on gallery wrapped canvas ...

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# one person/subject of the winner's choice
# winner will be selected from a random generator at the end of this month

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1. leave a comment here =1 entry per comment
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Pterodactyl Urine

I was out roaming the Midwest in 2020 BC .... and was hungry. No, not for bison, but for a new wife. I was trying to attract female attention to myself by pounding on a rock and screaming out loud grunting noises. I was also wearing a new cologne made from pterodactyl urine.

Just as I was about to give up, one hot, juicy, robust cave girl peered out from a distant bush. I initiated some visuals, and swayed my hips back and forth in a thrusting manner. She charged like a wild and injured Baboon, and waved her club in the air. Either an attack, or a wild romance was in store for Speedy CaveCat!

I opened my arms and braced for impact, which I estimated to be approximately 10 metric tons worth. With my eyes clenched, time seemed to stand still. Minutes went by, almost 4 of them. Slowly I cracked one eyelid open a tweak to see her poised to strike a blow to my cranium with her club .... but wait a moment, this was no regular club, it was a large hardened piece of dinosaur turd! I knew right away from the smell, because I once utilized a giant turd club myself.

I said, "Go ahead and swing lady, but that turd is not structurally sound, and will snap in half like a toothpick on my brain-bucket". She replied, "Onggnaggi bonga choogie lalala yha EEEEEEEEEE grunt grunt gagagagagaaaaaa navahonda oootchie moe, bonga bonga" .... which translates to the smell of that urine musk is making me HOT!

We were inseparable for years, until she became a MySpace tramp. To bad really, just not that much.

Loch Ness Monster Lake Creature attacks Lake Harriet

A Loch Ness Monster in Hollydale? It could happen, because one appeared last week on the East side of Lake Harriet in Minneapolis Minnesota.

The real poop? Well, it may not really be a monster, but it is possible. The "Lake Creature" is a project of The Minneapolis Parks Foundation and artist Cameron Gainer. They created the sculpture as a way to show artwork can enrich and involve the community.
The creature has its own website, but it needs a name. If you'd like to submit a name for the 'Lake Creature' Click here.
Word on the street is that the Nessie-like Sculpture will make other appearances around town throughout the summer ... I plan on catching a few photos myself!

Macchiato Espresso & Macchiato B Macchiato

A Macchiato .... another Caramel Macchiato please! I love the MACCHIATO ESPRESSO BAR !!! Say, who wants to go get a Macchiato with me??

Macchiato ... Espresso Macchiato . [mock-e-AH-toe] Some say this is espresso with about a half inch of milk foam, I say it is HEAVEN. YHAAAA HOOOOOOOO MACCHIATO

SHARING A MACCHIATO EARTH - WIDE

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