Friday, December 04, 2009

Chicken Shorts

chicken shorts bud can beer butt

Chicken #1: I have been in the sun for some time now ... do I look burnt?
Chicken #2: I need a stool softener.
Chicken #1: Why bother getting a softer stool when you have a can in your ass?

5 comments:

Daisy said...

I'm not sure a stool softener is going to be enough! That chicken may need surgery! HA! You're crazy, Speedy. I like that about you. ;)

Daisy said...

HA HA HA! Oh golly! :-)

Sandee said...

You are a silly man Speedy. I love it.

Have a terrific day and weekend. Big hugs. :)

Ms. Freeman said...

Now that's the way to drink beer! :)

Ponderer said...

hahahaha, I gotta tell me brudder dat one, he's the King of Beer Chicken in these here parts, hehehehehe, love it !