sun. Even the dog would not come near me. Rather than get naked again I opted out with some heavy duty AXE body spray ... yeah, the kind that makes women go insane with lust. I realize that's cheating the system and mother nature, but I rarely if ever follow rules. I do have guidelines for living life yes, but rules? No thank you please. Over the years I have come to realize that I am far too independent to ever be a perfect mate. I am impulsive and hate PLANS. You know ... have to go here, have to do that, must meet these people, blah blah blah. I have arrived at this new and foreign planet this year that actually allows me to fly any direction the wind blows. Besides making a golf tee time, I never have anything on my calendar. This is why I was able to make a run to the Canadian border. When I finally made it out of the house, it was getting late, so I went to Taco Bell instead. I don't care what you say, that shit is goooood! Plus, you get free hot sauce ... I take about 100 or so, enough to last me a month at home. This leads me to the next and highly interesting topic.
THINGS YOU DO NOT NEED TO BUY
1. hot sauce
2. ANY other condiment
3. toilet paper
4. music
5. cups or dishes
6. towels ( hotels dog )
7. coffee
8. dinner for a date ( buy one get one )
9. monitors / TV's
10. a wife ( yes, I really just learned that )
SO .. I got 12 of these new 89 cent burritos and tossed them in the fridge next to my milk collection, and then took a nap. Canada was a very silly idea after all
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37 comments:
Wife's don't need to be bought!!!! What have I been paying for then? ...... sheeeeeesh
Sniff, sniff, sniff....something smells like sweat and Axe and, and....HOT SAUCE!! Woo Hoo!! Is it warm in here, or is it just me?
You don't need to buy dishes? Really? HA HA HA! How do I cook ham without any dishes???
You are so crazy, Speedy. Thanks for making me laugh this morning. You don't want to go to Canada right now anyway---it's too cold there!!
You don't need toilet paper? Okay, that's way off the chart here.
You are a wonderfully silly man Speedy and I really like that about you.
Have a terrific day. Big hug. :)
Taco bell is good! I always grab tons of sauce. I keep them in the sugar canister and below. good in anything
I dunno, but your "milk collection" just cracks me UP! You are such a loveable geek! xoxox!
But, one question ..... what happenede to the French Canadian Beeeeeeeever?
"who's really to say just what is / is not normal or healthy - and I really like cheeses"
Ahahahahaaa!
So, is that hot sauce or cheese on your face?
Speedy...You are silly, but in such a very "cool" way...and you obviously have some very sticky fingers! LOL... :)
*Hugs*
Kimmie
Smoooooooooooochhhhhhhh!
You don't need to buy a wife? What have I been saving up my money for then?
:confused:
You don't need to buy a wife? What have I been saving up my money for then?
:confused:
I swear. I only hit the "Publish Your Comment" button once!
Hahaha this is just so funny... You definitely need not buy a wife.
Have a glimpse of a Japanese Yukata outfit at my page. Happy New Year!
Lovely take on Yellow Monday theme..Taco bell is one of my favorite. Thanks for sharing!
MYM~BMTricycle/Trisikad
I want to know how you are acquiring your tp!!! B/c the way you eat, I know it's a NECESSITY at your place! hahahahahaha
And how, exactly, am I supposed to feed the natives living here their requisite daily dose of ketchup if I don't buy it? I don't go to TB! You don't know what it's LIKE around here with no ketchup!
Inquiring minds wish to know...
ahahhahah ahahahhaha
I wake up and make "plans" every morning, and then I get On The Internet....... and I never even make it into the shower!
I like the photo with you in the sombrero the best!
Nice song! I like music like this.
Dude! You don't buy toilet paper?
What do you wip . . .
Never mind. I don't want to know.
Here's a tip. You might not have to buy a wife, but It's expensive as hell to get rid of one.
Choose wisely.
Cheers!
JzB
Yes yes yes yes YES. Let's go shopping together! But not for toilet paper, hot sauce, any other condiment, coffee, dinner (buy one get one! I'll buy yours if you take me shopping.), and shall we add to the list many delightful entrees that we can get for FREE if we go to a club card store on free sample day???
I DO want to ride in the cart ... and I want to drive you around in the cart too. We'll take turns. We'll set up stacks of cans at the ends of the aisles and go bowling for cans. Woo hoooooooooo! Oh ... forget the employees yelling at us. They just want a turn. AND THEY'LL GET ONE! Hop on! Anyone can play tonight! Wendy and Speedcat are in town!!!!!
And did we mention that the store no longer needs to carry toilet paper? But I think the moist towelettes are pretty important. We can use those instead of taking showers after we've been in Canada for a few days.
We ARE going to Canada, aren't we? After the burritos run out?
OK. I could keep on talking in THIS box, but if I click on "publish your comment" and keep typing in the NEXT comment box, two wonderful things might happen.
One. You might be awake still and comment back.
Two. My comment count in the TOP COMMENTER box will go up!
I gotta.
CLICK
Hey ... do I have to refresh this box to see if you commented back?
Now .... what's this about not having to buy wives? What about husbands? Does this apply to men AND women?
(this is what we call stuffing the ballot box ... but I'm going to stop RIGHT NOW. Seriously. I'm totally stopping. I have more self control than that and I . . .. and .... hmmmm ... I've lost my train of thought. Dang it. I should write another comment.)
Seriously, Speedcat, my superlative shopping sidekick you. Let's run off to the market.
I'll meet you there.
I'll be at Sam's ... right before closing.
And if I get there before you ... and if I have to talk them into keeping the store open for a bit longer ... I can use some fabulous movie line like:
Play it again, Sam!!!!
But I'll carry a bacon gun, and blast bacony goodness at all of the employees and turn it into a party. They're sure to stay for that.
I love you Speedy cat!!!
Happy New Year to you.
I hope this new year brings you all kinds of good things ... which you won't plan for or shop for .. . but there they will be. lol.
xoxoxoxo!!!
BLAM!!! BLAM!!!! BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM!!!!!
Hickory. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Now here's a few for you: BLAM BLAM BLAMMOBLAMMOBLAMMOBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMMMMMBLAMMM BLAM!!!!!!!!!!
Good, huh?
Sigh.
Bacon makes things so much tastier.
Thank you Bacon!
And thank you Speedy.
You have the exact same effect.
Hugs!
Speedy loves U tooooooooo Wendy!
I was making my nightly trip to the frige to see if there was any chinese food left, which there was not (( sigh )) so I ate a bunch of Doritos and a half gallon of milk. Then I see Wenster has speed throo me blog. I give big bear hug [picks Wendy up off feet and shakes shakes shakes]
I do not like shopping much, but somehow I believe shopping with you would be bacontabulous ;-)
smoooooooooooooooooooootch !!!!!
Please don't take this the wrong way but "I love you"! No not in stalker delusional kind of way, but because I have a list of things you never need to buy also and it consists of all paper products including toilet paper. Food in most instances I have siblings with large families down the road that have a name on a chair for me. And I love the heck out of Taco Bell and their Fire Sauce although I would have tossed half of the 12 burritos in the freezer.
So, when you have people take your picture for you, do you tell them it's for your blog, or do you make up some story?
I can haz bacon?
And I know when it's not real bacon!
I can be Top Commenter?
Cheese is the best. But cheese with bacon. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. With some more cheeses, please.
All my mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm's don't fit.
I can! I can! I can haz Top Commenter spot! Thank you!
Still want cheeses though.
What buttons do I push for the cheese? Thought it might be this orange button, but no...
What buttons do I push for the cheese? Thought it might be this orange button, but no...
omg - are you at the border? I think we need to send out a national alert!!
smooooooooooooooooooooootch!!!
taking off for the mountains with Tristan.
Wish we could bring you with us! Bet you'd be fun by the fireplace. We'd toast .... BACON!
smootch! Happy New Year my speedcatastic friend. :)
Wishing You A Safe & Happy New Year!
Text alert! Text alert!
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