Me and my trusty guard dog Mardy spend a few days venturing around the Northland recently. What exactly is the Northland? Well, it is the area North of Hollydale and South of Canada ... and Drowsey Monkey. Here you will find a land rich in historical markers, pines, and lakes galore. On our journey we stopped to see the famed World Record Walleye caught by
Paul Bunyan in 1892 on Rush Lake. He used a 62 foot White Pine and a three ton loggers wench ... (ooops) I mean "winch" to make his own custom fishing rod.We both marked our territory by peeing on a few things. The park ranger said this was "frowned upon", yet we laughed hysterically. Yes, dogs can laugh, just tell one a good joke about cats or rabbits.
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Only one in two high school grads read while in the bathroom, and 56 percent of those with college degrees do
Fifty four percent fold their toilet tissue neatly ... while 35 percent wad it into a ball before using it
Seven percent steal rolls of toilet paper (from hotels/motels)
More than sixty percent prefer that their toilet paper roll over the top, twenty nine percent from the bottom. The rest don't care
10% of users prefer "rich people" TP with lotions and fragrance
If you stretched out and connected all the toilet paper used in the world, it would reach to Uranus
Most TP is made from trees, but some is made from goat hairs
Politicians wipe with real money for shit paperRemember Casper the friendly ghost? ... he had invisible toilet paper
If you count the sheets in a 1000 sheet roll, there will be 973 sheets
Toilet paper is GREAT for making paper mache` balloon things
"Scott" Toydee Paper is owned by Natalie Gulbis
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Nice sparkly ummmm, shitter? haahahahah!!!
xoxoxo I miss U! :)
SMOOOOOTCH !!!!!!!!!!!!!
.... you read my alt text, dincha ??
heheheheeeee
There seems to be a toilet theme running through your blog. Just thought I would stop by and say hello.
Catherine
A Week in the Life of a Redhead
I was laughing when I saw your Paul Bunyan pic. I had just lost a bet with my BIL when up in The Adirondacks about Paul Bunyan. There used to be a HUGE statue of him in what I "thought" was the outside of Enchanted Forest in the 'Dacks, from what I remembered as a kid. Turns out it was actually just Inside the gate, but my whole family was involved in the banter back and forth with my BIL and me about that Giant!
So much in fact, that I am looking for a small trinket like toy replica of him that I plan on sending to him anonymously. :)
Hope you're doing well Mr. Speecat. :)
~ZZ
I am worried about the 11% of people who don't seem to use toilet paper.
The other 11%?
1% shower immediately afterwards.
7% use their hands.
3% wear dark underpants.
This was hilarious and now I know more about toilet paper than I ever could have imagined I would ever know. I also now wonder how many people are going to go count how many sheets are really on their 1000-sheet roll? Maybe I should in case nobody else does! ;)
Just wanted to stop by and say hello to my dear friend. You are so entertaining!
I would love a toilet like yiours, never run out of toilet paper.
By the way, you don't drive a concrete mixer do you? Because there is a joke about the driveway and the concrete mixer driver here in New Zealand.
He tells his neigbhours that the mixer is never emptied properly. That he why he drives it home and empties it in his driveway, and he has the best driveway in the neighbourhood. I heard this 30 years ago, and you are the first I am tell to.
Thanks for visiting. That concrete mixer came to build new classrooms in my school.
HA HA HA! Hi Speedy! I always find something to smile about on your blog. So what is it like to ride on the back of a giant rabbit? Seems like it would be a lot of ups and downs with all that hopping about. Kind of like a bucking bunny, I guess.
"it would reach to Uranus" HA!
Toilet paper made from goat hairs! Oh my!! That sounds kind of itchy.
You are crazy and very creative, Speedy. I always enter a sort of Twilight Zone Funhouse here.
I hope you enjoy the week ahead.
Hugs from Daisy. :)
What about the stats for how many women squat over public toilets . . .. ?
Goat hair, huh?
Go to trek earth dot com and type in the search word "toilet" and you will see that in some countries they don't even put walls around their toilets. And in ... Turkey? and many other countries it's just a slot or a hole in the ground. In China? This hole is just outside with no walls around it. It was *quite* enlightening!
smooooooooooootch! yes I did! :)
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