I am writing this in 2047, and all my hair has fallen out. Today I may give up blogging for shuffleboard. I met a new woman at the retirement home today, a spry spring chicken of 70. Best part is she has 3 wigs, and it's like being in love with three girls. My cane has a splinter in the handle too ... dammit. They served meatloaf today in the cafeteria, and it sucked. I realize posting this my screw up the time continuum, but who cares.
Thursday, October 29, 2009
A Post from the FUTURE
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11 comments:
Gee, Speedy, didn't you get her NAME so you could look her up in the CURRENT TIME? :)
You're so funny.
I would have thought that you would have made sure that you would at least get decent meatloaf in your old age. We are having meatloaf on Sunday. Come on over! :) I'm not sure it's decent, but it will be fully clothed. ;)
Well I don't think this post will mess up anything Speedy. Sometimes you have to report on what's going to happen in the future. Everyone else does. Oh wait, that the government folks that do that.
Have a terrific day and weekend. Big hugs and a smooch on the cheek. :)
Well, I guess at least you get meatloaf and a spring chicken in your old age - that has to count for something. I was looking at your pics in the previous post again and thinking that you golf in some of the prettiest places. :)
Yes, but how is your golf stroke? :)
For the meatloaf, saute it in a fine Ragu sauce, nom nom nom :D
I have chuffed it.. too funny !
You should have remembered reading this post back in 2009 and availed yourself of an aluminum cane when you entered the retirement home.
Of course, if you do that, then you won't have reason to mention that in this post in the future, which means you won't know to get an aluminum cane, which means you do post this, which means you should know so you wouldn't have to post this, which means you cannot have read it, which means you won't get an aluminum cane, which means you'll get that splinter, which means you'll write this post, which lets you know you should get an aluminum cane, which means you won't have reason to post this, which means you won't know to get an aluminum cane, which means you won't, which means you'll get a splinter, which means you'll write this post, which means you should remember to get an aluminum cane, which means you won't write this, which means this post doesn't exist, which means that because it does exist then you didn't get an aluminum cane, which means you'll get a splinter, which means you'll write this post...
OMG! YOU'VE STUCK US ALL IN A TIME LOOP!!!
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Temporal anomaly patched. Recommend referral to Office of Temporal Crime. Report filed.
DCR's comments have me a little frightened! I hope we don't all end up lost traveling through time and leaping about like in that show Quantum Leap. YIKES!
I hate getting splinters in my hand. It is so annoying!!!!!
Happy weekend to you, Speedy!! :D
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