Thursday, October 22, 2009

Decorating a Shitter


Morning Thoughts with Coffee and a Talking Bra

From OLGA


Speedy: I just cannot stop thinking about the Balloon Boy scandal ... and how I might stage a balloon stunt of my own with "ME" inside

Bra: I cannot stop wondering why you keep talking to me

Speedy: I talk to people all day, it's nice to mix up the dialog with an undergarment

Bra: (( silence ))

Speedy: I really have NOTHING to blog about today

Bra: What do you usually blog about?

Speedy: Nothing really - I create pictures and then ramble on about irrelevant topics, mostly fabricated stories with innuendo

Bra: What's an innuendo?

Speedy: I have no idea!

Bra & Speedy: heheheheeeeeee

Bra: Why don't you blog about something interesting ... you know, like how to make the world a better place?

Speedy: (( silence ))

Bra: ?????????

Speedy: Well, I could do another article on economics and the role of debt in world trade scenarios

Bra & Speedy (( wild laughter ))

Speedy: Ehhh, maybe I'll just do little piece on decorating a shitter ...



decorated shitter undecorated shitter
The hanging picture can be viewed here along with critiques


16 comments:

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Funny, that's not the way I remember our conversation...but then, my mammary sure aint what it used to be!!!

{{{wild laughter}}}

please pass the donuts. :)
~xoxo

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

oh, and coffee too? In a BIG CUP! Extra cream please. And two lumps, of course! :)

terri said...

You crack me up! I'm sitting at work, tears in my eyes from the silent laughter I'm trying desperately to hide from my coworkers!

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahaha. This is a good one Speedy. A really good one. Thanks for the laughs.

Have a terrific day and weekend. Big hugs. :)

Anonymous said...

You've got a long wat to go on that shitter...

Debo Hobo said...

Anonymous is me! Debo I hit enter by accident...

Chris said...

HUH? Innuendo? What innuendo???? In your posts? WHERE?

That's shocking, Speedy! Just shocking!!

Daisy said...

Oh my! That bathroom is disgusting!! Ewwwwwwww!
8-0

The Wally poster is nice though. HA!

Nothing personal, Speedy, but you might want to hold onto the job you have instead of being an interior decorator. heeeeeeeeeeeee!

Happy weekend to you! Hi from Daisy. :D

Netster said...

(looking at the bra...)

This one really funny heheheheh

Howdy Speedy!

I'm going for an exam today :)

(looking at the BRA again...)

Speedy your morning coffee is an upmost interesting one!

(looking at the BRA for the 3rd times...)

Anyway check out my blog tell me which one would you buy :) hahahhahaha

(looking at the BRA for the 4th times...)

Speedy i think your BRA is trying to seduce me!!!!!!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!



.... that was a super line of comments

Netster, should I arrange for you a date with the bra??

Netster said...

(looking at the the BRA...)

Emmm Speedy, welll emmm I am a bit shy but let see after my exam today.

(BRA is missing...)

wendy said...

Speedy ... ? I think Olga has run off with Netster.

Think they'll last?

(Extra excellent post today. LOLOLOLOL!!!)

Want to come decorate MY bathroom?

Bring posters and bras.

:)

wendy said...

@ Olga ~ LOLOLOLOL!!! mammary aint what it used to be! LOLOLOLOLOL Two lumps! Big cups! OMG you are just too quick today.

hee heee hee hee heeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

@ Netster You're bra is trying to seduce me. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!

You all are cracking me up tonight. Hilarious!

wendy said...

I have more comments than Olga?????

This IS a sign!

Netster HAS eloped with Olga.

I want photos.

RennyBA's Terella said...

This really makes me miss the chat I had with dear Olga when she was visiting us in Oslo - she was always comforting and so supportive ;-)

Btw: Have you consider joining the Oslo Blog Gathering 2010?

teeni said...

LOL! That was a fun conversation and an even better decorating tip! One that even I could do myself with a few simple tools! LOL!