Say you might have ingested a golf ball at the party last night ... not exactly something you want to brag about at your local practitioners, right?
Now, after a year of intense research and calibrations, we proudly offer the home Ultrasound 5000.
Kid swallowed a marble? Go find it! Hot wheel lodged in your crack butt ... find the exact coordinates for removal.
And that's not all - you can watch your children before they hatch, ALL DAY LONG!
With the new video attatchment, childhood movies can begin that first romantic night.
Doctor Shoal Products ... a step ahead of the Japanese.
Jelly tubes sold separately
18 comments:
haha..
I want one Speedy...
then I wouldn't need to go to the doctors :D
You could make a fortune locating the kool-aid bots brains.
I have one of these. It scares away the bats I have in my belfry!
I think I will pass on this one Dr. Shoal!!
It looks a wee scary. Kim is a brave person!!
Happy day Speedy...thanks for the chuckle!!
OMG! That's a great product for the orifice impaired.
Finally, I can get that darn golf ball out of me! No more antiacid for me.
What if I'm not completely satisfied? Do I get my money back or just store credit?
My son stuck a little piece of a sponge up his nose when he was little. I wonder if this would have helped with that. HA HA! I always find something to smile about here, Speedy. Hope you have a great weekend. :D
Did you hop on Obama's Wreck-tum train of thought to create this Obamacare butt crack medical breakthrough?
@ DCR: You receive a ObamaCare credit that stipulates you must wait in line for 20 years before you can receive a full refund from Dr. Shoal. :~))
Moneypenny ... how did you find my return policy ?? LOLOL
Hope you had a great weekend too Daisy :)
DCR - I offer alternet products as bribes. The ones we have in stock! (in my storage locker)
AIR ???? ... you should tell us more about this breaking PGA story
Debo .......... "orifice impaired"
LMAO !!!
Jackie, how about a free one?
Karl, what exactly is a belfry?
How has the company held up through this ressesion? Maybe we could partner in distribution!
Lauren bot bot bot, kooool aid brains bot bot bot, kooool aid brains bot bot bot, kooool aid brains bot bot bot, kooool aid brains !!!!!!!!
KIm, I will sip one to you in 6 to 8 weeks (( smile ))
Post a Comment