As many of you know, I was very busy this week at my new job. I was hired at the Hollydale Lake fishing area and beach as a Water Cowboy .
A dream job? ... well, YES. Everyone wants to be a cowboy. Add water to the mix and you gots some roootin tooten good time wranglin`!
I mostly create a lot of noise and move the fish in closer to shore for the anglers that do not own boats. The kids on the dock love it too, because they throw spit-balls and taunt me with there OHHH SO FUNNY jokes.
Sadly, Friday was my last day. I made 600 dollars in five days, yet spent 700 on sunscreen. Water Cowboy loose money ... Water Cowboy not happy with that. Also, I have no hair left below my chest. Sunfish been nibblin me down like a block of wood in a Parrot cage. My swim trunks are ruined, and I had to wait till dark to get out of the water on my last day. Have you ever been in a bath too long? "Wrinkle and shrivel". Not funny, not pretty! Working winters as a water cowboy would have sucked anyway ...
11 comments:
So does this mean we're twins?
Hey but you do look good in that hat! That's something!:-)
I love that picture! Best darn cowboy I've seen in ages.
I thought you were a space cowboy?
Those darn nibbling fish.
Yeehaaw!! :D I love the hat!! :D
ROTFLMAO @ "Wrinkle and Shrivel".. :D
Hey Stranger. Love the post. What a handsome cowboy. I needed a smile and I guess I knew the right blog to come too. Thanks. Take care.
Did you lasso any seahorses? :D
Thanks for my Monday morning laugh, Speedy. Hope you have a good week.
Oops don't drop you phone in the water.
Seriously you are the guy that moves the fish in so we can eat them. How awesome is that! :)
Thank you Mr. Water Cowboy Sir!
watch out for lightening storms. I hope you will still get a nice discount on the award winning clam chowder.
i will not inquire as to more details on shrinkage and shriveling...
there are some things which should be held "classified!"
LOL
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