Thursday, August 27, 2009

Simon Garfunkle Garfield & the Lasagna Bridges



Simon Garfunkle Garfield

Like a bridge
over troubled Lasagna
I will have Goooda cheese
The noodles will be wide
.. and thin like Twiggy


I am like linggueenie
with a nice orange sauce
You can be the boss
cause I love you like Lasagna!

When you weary and small
When tears are in your eyes
I will dry them all
I am on your side like tetrazeeeni
... friends just can't be found
Like a bridge over Lasagna
I will lay me down
Like a bridge over troubled Lasagna
I will lay me down


lasagne love makingWhen you down and out ...
When you on the street,
When evening falls so hard
I will comfort you
I'll take your part

When darkness comes
And meat juice is all around
Like a bridge over troubled Lasagna
I will lay me down
Like a bridge over troubled Lasagna
I will lay me down

Sail on Cookie and Mardy
Sail on by !!
Your time has come to shine like tomato sauce
All your dreams are on the molten cheeses
See how they shine ( ha haaa !!! )

If you need a friend
I'm sailing right behind
Like a bridge over Lasagna
I will ease your mind .... OHH YES I will ( dooo da doooo )
Like a bridge over troubled Lasagna
I will ease the hungries 4 U


lasagna game

24 comments:

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Inspired by Stouffers again? ;)

How about sum HOMEMADE Eggplant Parmashawna? Fresh, hot & kinda saucy. *wink*

Sandee said...

Why oh why am I hungry for lasagna now? Drat. Bwahahahahahaha. You crack me up Speedy. I do like your new album cover though. You are so talented.

Have a terrific day Speedy. Big hugs. :)

Bob Johnson said...

Wow, you really should try long hair,lol, btw love that song, the original version, mind you your version is pretty cool.

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Send me HOMEMADE Eggplant Parmashawna !!!!!!!!!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Hi Bob ! ... long time no see ;-)

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Sandee ... you are the GREATEST!

Chris said...

Lasagna anyone? Going once, going twice...

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Yes pleeeeeese !

Chris said...

Sorry, Speedy! You were 2 minutes too slow. Some pooch named Mardy claimed it and already inhaled it. Better luck next time!

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

If you were a bra....you'd fill your cups with lasagne?

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Or polents

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

polentA

Speedcat Hollydale said...

polents ?????????????

R U gone CRAAAZY ?

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Chris ... well I NEVER !!!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

....... GRAVY ??????????

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Gotz ta go....but I'll be back!

Chris said...

I bet you were the kid that KNOCKED on the door and RAN.

Someone was making all kinds of noise on my blog so I answered the door and NO ONE WAS THERE.

I feel tricked. This is not the way to get a lasagna, Speedy! :)

Lauren said...

Carbo loading again?

Drowsey Monkey said...

Grow your hair like that. Do it! Do it!

Debo Hobo said...

Where do you come up with this stuff? Sooooo creative and now I’m not only entertained but hungry too. Thanks a lot. :)

Shinade aka Jackie said...

LOL Speedy now the tune is stuck in my head but your words are there. I must say you have quite the talent.

May we all be so fortunate to receive signed copies when your album is released?

LOL..have a great night Speedy!! Why do I get the feeling and have an image in my brain of a mad scientist frantically working behind the scenes at this very second in PhotoShop?

You are aren't you? I love it...keep em coming!!:-))))

Greeneyezz said...

HaHaaa!

Very Creative Speedy! Very creatively done!

You obviously have not had My lasagna. Mine is *Never* Troubled! :)

~ZZ

jennifer said...

I could get fat from reading your blog... wait. I could get fatter from reading your blog.

Daisy said...

Nothing better than shiny molten cheeses! HA! You make me smile, Speedy. Thanks, I needed that tonight. :D