Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Kenny Rogers ... Whiskey Dude

As most of you know, I am very excited about the lake-front property that I recently acquired. My dream come true, really. I can go fishing "right out my front door".
This dream has been shattered by an unforeseen problem,
and I could use some advice ...

cabin boy kenny rodgers Kenny Rodgers moved in sometime last week. At first, I thought this would be fun. Last time out, before I arrived at the cabin, I was walking down the trail to my new illustrious estate and I could hear Kenny singing "Lady" in the distance. Of course, this is one catchy tune, and I started to sing along! I turned the corner to see Mr. Rodgers throwing a whisky bottle at me. What??? He said, "Nobody sings that song but me!!", and slammed the door shut.
I tried to tell him to go home, but he said that a restraining order prevented that.
The cabin is useless to me now, and I don't have the heart to call the cops. I am planning to wait it out, and see if he will just go away.

6 comments:

Chris said...

Maybe you should just give him a chicken?

Michelle Gartner said...

That's scary- I have a story about the Kenny Rogers song- "Lady." I am not going to tell it though, because it is long and really inappropriate and best forgotten.

Sandee said...

I'd wait him out too Speedy. That's such a lovely estate as well. Bwahahahahahaha. You crack me up.

Have a terrific day. Big hug. :)

dcr said...

I've been wondering whether all the residents of the old Hollydale moved with you to the new Hollydale?

Daisy said...

Oh dear, Speedy. That does sound like quite a problem. My advice to you is that you got to know when to hold them and you got to know when to fold them. Sure hope it helps!

















HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Love your new house, Speedy! ;D

Shinade aka Jackie said...

Wow that looks just like our house out here on the lake!!

But, Kenny hasn't showed up yet. But, we do have some very interesting neighbors!!

Love the music Speedy...I miss having music!!:-))))