Wednesday, August 05, 2009

Chicken Girl Patty Levenbaukens

chicken girl
Chicken Girl Patty Levenbaukens has been living in a chicken coop for the last 2 years here in Hollydale. She is also a master breeder and specializes in mini chickens and dwarf chickens. She has a room full of blue ribbons from state fair competitions to prove it ...

Pictured here is her favorite chicken, Mertal Plucky! She brings her everywhere, even to the local market, although she always stays away from the meats department. Mertal has panic attacks anywhere near the butcher.
As you can see, both girls have some sexy beeks, and I for one am a bit smitten. I ask Patty out to the movies all the time, but her answer is always, "I am to busy with the chickens Speedy ... " Call me crazy, but I think she has some kind of obsession with chickens. Don't get me wrong, there isblue ribbon duck duck nothing wrong with that, and I will not be giving up on my courtship with Miss Levenbaukens. Someday, just maybe, when the stars are all aligned right and the moon is in the correct cycle, she will make a date with me. Then after some good frenching, I know she will fall hard for me.
After that? ...... You got it, the new modern BIGGER chicken coop will be built for my future bride. Yes, I do dream a lot, but without dreams, you will always wake up tired, nakid, and alone. I plan on changing all that.
Plus, just imagine all the eggs, omelets, and feather pillows. Free shit rocks!


PS ... You MUST visit: http://goofbucket.com/mod/blog/?username=speedcathollydale cause it is cool there too ;-)

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12 comments:

Julie said...

Eric said "shit".

*gasps*

Sandee said...

Beahahahahahaha. Good luck with this Speedy.

Have a great day. Big hug. :)

Chris said...

Good choice, Speedy! Might I suggest you show her that you really can identify a chicken? That one pic looks an awful lot like a duck....

Shinade aka Jackie said...

I was thinking it looked like a duck too Chris!

I hope your plans for change do come true Speedy! you deserve it!!

And you say my images are unique! I say you have the best ones going!!

Thanks for flashing me...lol!!
Hugs,
Jackie:-)

Crazed Mom said...

Hi Uncle!

Karl Wolfbrooks Ager said...

Good luck, Speedy. Persistence always wins in the end.

Daisy said...

HA! Well I went to the goofybucket place with the blue moon in it, but I couldn't figure out how to comment over there. Probably because I don't know how to speak alien. I can answer one question though. No, you shouldn't be texting and driving at those speeds. It isn't safe!!! You might crash into an asteroid or a meteor or something.

Now back to THIS post where I thought I was before I fell into a black hole to the blue moon. HA HA HA!

I think the best way to win the heart of your chicken (duck?) lady friend is to tell her "Why did the chicken cross the road?" jokes. You'll have her pecking chicken feed out of your hand in no time! hee heeee!

You could also try buying her a big bouquet of bacon from the Kwiky-Mart! ha ha ha ha ha ha! :D


Thanks for making me laugh last night, Speedy. Hugs from Daisy.

















Hmmm...would you look at that!! It's a miniature acrobatic deer!! That's the kind of thing you will only see here in Hollydale! :)

Daisy said...

Bacon flowers?



hee heee! :D

Debo Hobo said...

It is wild how you minipulate that photo at bottom! :)

Miss Moneypenny said...

Have U tried showing Patty your Rooster Blue Balls? :)))

Speedcat Hollydale said...

bigger blue ballz ..........




he hee

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Bacon flowers???

They smell terrific