One thing is for certain when you move into a cactus house in the Yuccatanis Watershed Tropics ... I am just not quite sure what that would be yet.My dog Mardy is the law, and takes care of the place when I am out in the water singing cowboy tunes to lure in leaf boat females. Many drift by, but very few dock. It may be that big stupid albino dear that keeps eating my siding off. I hate that thing! I do love nature though, so I leave it be.
Yesterday a blond chick wearing a dress made from banana peels dropped in. She brought a cream pie and Carmel Macchiatoes. Ohhh baby, "GOOD" it was. We exchanged phone numbers and then off she went. To bad I do not have a phone or electricity.
Tonight I learned a new Glen Campbell song to try and lure in Mimi the dungeon queen. I know how she digs Glenn Campbell.
The Golfing Boobs of Hazard
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I came to hear your magnificent serenade. I hear nothing. I see nothing. I'm going to find some banana peels now.
You just can't beat Glen.
I can peel a banana like a monkey....true! I know, my talent is boundless!!!
Just how is that done??
Hi Debbie!!
... still on ther line ;-)
Mimi ... b b b b b bu but I have the Southern Nights song!
My advice is if you are going to be living in a cactus that you ought not to be going around NAKED! Do you have any idea how prickly those cactus houses are? OUCH!!
You should be wearing heavy leather chaps AND leather knickers AND a leather jacket AND leather boots (with your cowboy hat of course!).
Oh and a tartan robe too! :)
ha ha ha!
... I certainly wish you told me that earlier!
HA! I guess you found that out the hard way.
Almost missed little Mardy on there. He's so little. :)
U haz tweezers???
... all I have is a pliers made out of cactus
Mardy is ALWAYS looking out the window ... and likes to pee on the lillie pads
Pliers made of cactus--ha ha ha! That would just give you fingers full of more cactus stickers.
I have tweezers. Might be better to use elmer's glue though if you have a lot of stickers.
Put glue all over where the stickers are and let it dry. Then pull the glue off and the stickers come too. HA HA HA!
Ahhhhhh goood ole Glen.
Mardy is looking out the window keeping guard over things. He is just doing his job. Or maybe he is watching for squirrels.
You are one hilarious dude.. I loooove yoooooouu!!! :D
THX Ane !!!!!!!!!
so very nice of you
smooooootchie smooootchie :-)
Daisy LOLOL !!!
How did you know he hates squirrels??
Julie!
Did you win??
Did you have fun??
YHEEE HEEE hehehe
(( Speedcat pouring glue all over body ))
Speedy, that cactus house is NOT gonna save you from any cows! GOOD TRY! These are special genetically engineered cactus-eating bovine creatures! BEWARE! (And really, Daisy is right, put on some clothes. A scared cow is a dangerous cow).
One thing is certain when you move into a cactus house in the Yuccatanis Watershed Tropics ....
You should have a LOT of nerf balls, and you should throw them at the walls ... or shoot them at the walls ... and cover ALL of those barbs sticking into your house. Except where you want to hang up your keys ... for the car you don't have.
Those little cactus'y things act like velcro, dontcha know? They'll hold your jacket ... your sweater ... they just won't let go again!
Hugs!
:)
Wendy
lol that photo is so psychedelic!
;-)
~Daisy
http://inlovewithdaisies.blogspot.com/
Speedy, you should pull that glue off all at once REALLY fast like a giant band-aid. That will pull out all those cactus stickers.
Of course, that might pull out any hairs you have growing there too.
No, you're going too slow. Here let me help you.
RRRRIIIIIIPPPPPP!!
OOOPS! Speedy, are you OK? Speedy, Speedy?
Oh dear.
HA HA HA!
Of course, Mardy hates squirrels. All dogs hate squirrels, don't they?
Did you see the movie, "Up"? If you haven't, you should. Maybe you have to wait and see it on DVD now. It may not still be in theaters.
One of the best lines in that movie is, "Squirrel?"
ha ha ha ha ha ha! ;D
I'm lost. Then I'm always lost on your blog Speedy. You travel to so many places :D
that albino deer is creepy!
Win? Huh? Well I'm not sure...YOU'RE the one with glue all over you!
I can sing that one without even listening.
Now that tune will be in my mind all week and it is a happy one!!
I needed that after all of this pain! Fantastic pick Speedy!!
Happy MM;-)
Ouch...isn't your new house a little painful?
I hope you have a fantastic week...Julie,Wendy and speedy!!:-)
Jackie!
I have regreted moving into this CACTUS HOUSE every day.
It stinks! ( like a cactus )
Julie ... will you grab an edge of this glue strip and pull hard?
My arms are not long enough, and are full of barbs
Meleah ... I know!
Can't you help me get rid of the darn thing ???????
Beetle - I will be installing site navigation today ...
HA HAAAAAAAA !!!!!!!!!!
Daisy, that movie looks GREAT for kids .......... like MEEEEEEEE !!!
......... squirrel
NOPE
Daisy II
It is wild how two differeny Daisies are here at the same time a lot. There is another Daisy too - a CAT !!
Thanks for coming over :-)
WENDY !!!!!!! yeay :-)
My car is gone???
hmmmmmmmmmmm ... maybe a squirrel took it. OR the stoooopid deer!
OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWTCH
oooops, sorry
My typing finger haz cliver cactus poker ... thinggee
poke poke poke
YHEEEEEEEEEE OOWWWWWWWWWWWtch
dammit
(Ohhhh shit - I swore on my own blog)
AHHHHHHHHHH ... I did it AGAIN
I better get my act together and cactus up.
Have you ever seen those Southern Bacons .... yat daaaa do dah doooo da dooo da doooo dah dooooooooo
Dear Chris ........
I have sent a secret message to your house regarding the new coffee creams I am sending
heheheheeeee
really nice song and i really like the pictures that went with the song. my MM is up too.
I love it! Well done Amigo!
Perhaps, the Ladies on the Leaf,
Cannot find the Beef,
Hiding in your Brief,
And, they sigh, Oh what a Relief! :~))
P.S. Does Olga strap herself to the banana?
Hi Speedy! xoxoxo
I kind of like the cactus house, so much more practical then living in a pineapple under the sea...
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Speedy, is there any chance I can nail you down for a guest post?
I'm trying to introduce a new blog author per week as an experiment ... I don't really have a lot of "takers" so far, but I think people will come around once the ice is broken ...
I need somebody INSANE to set the pace, and you have one of my fave blogs too ... :)
First opening is in about ten days, but I got like three "maybees" floating around 'an it's 1st come 1st dined upo -I mean "served."
:)
A dress out of banana peels huh? How did she smell exactly?
I love the lost comments. Wait until you post a political one. Bruhaaah!
wha ????????
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