I watch it in myself, and see it all over the place ... blogger AWOL!
After writing well over 1000 posts, it seems I have covered every topic. My posts contain the most ridiculous nonsense to heart-felt confessions, poetry to political rants. Hmmm, now what? What I did today was the same as the day before and last week, so no sense going into that. Or is it ?? Why not tell the world in detail my exploits!
6:00 AM Smash alarm snooze button
6:08 Smash alarm snooze button again
6:16 Roll out of bed and pee (yes, I made it to the toilet)
6:22 Turn on shower and watch water streaming out
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6:24 Swear once, stretch, and then climb in shower nakid
6:34 Towel dry and look at myself in mirror ... comb hair (what's left)
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6:40 Make instant coffee with chocolate syrup
6:45 Run out door like my ass is on fire
7:15 Arrive at work and shake head
7:45 AM to 5:00 PM ... Bunch of dumb things
5:30 Take dogs out to pee on stuff and poop on the grass
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6:00 Read my snail mail and look at computer mail
8:00 Wonder what the heck I have been dooin on line for 2 hours
8:15 Call my mother and tell funny stories (and see what they had for dinner)
8:45 Go get my bedding out of the drier that is not quite dry because I jammed it so full.
8:55 Hang bedding up all over my shack with the fan in the sliding glass door
9:00 Make dinner in the microwave, and eat over sink
9:30 Take a crap!
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10:00 Watch a stooopid show on TV
11:00 Back on line for a few minutes .......
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26 comments:
HA HA HA HA! Wha????
I heard nothing about being a sheriff or an astronaut or a rock star or a cowboy or a doctor or a lawyer anywhere in that day?! I guess you must do all that between 7:45 and 5:00.
HA HA!
The picture of you doing laundry is a little disturbing, Speedy. (And by a little, I mean a LOT!!!).
I wanted to look away, really I did, and yet I couldn't. ha ha ha ha!
There is something odd about that picture that I just can't put my finger on. Oh my!
Thanks for the laugh this morning, and for sharing your day. heeeee! :D
I hope today's a good one for you.
Your bathroom stops weren't necessary. Bwahahahahaha.
Okay, we all have boring lives Speedy. Yours just seems more boring. Bwahahahahahaha. Just saying.
Have a terrific day and weekend. Go play some golf. Big hug. :)
Hi Speedy!
OMG...you are such a sharer...lol. TMI...wink! Thanks for the giggles and for the very nice comment you left for me on my blog a while back. I just read it and it really touched my heart. I want to say I kinda thought the same thing but was to shy to say anything. Anytime you want to hold hands, I am in. :)
Big Hugs My Dear Friend.
Kimmie xo
Hmmm... I think you need a cow to liven things up a bit. hehe
Speaking of AWOL, I'll be fishing on the Lake AWOL with Bobby Revell next week.
Do U need a delivery of Bass,
to plug the Swamp Gas,
from your leaking A$$? ;~))
Bobby Revell???
Did you see his photo shoot at Facebook ? ( you should )
Many Bass 2 U MP !!!
When did you sprout an extra aeroli?
a cow to liven up my laundry???
Hi Kimmie !!!!!
Sandee: LOLOL
Daisy ... maybe the third nipple?
WHOA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OLGA!
How did you do that??
....... shazam???
Do WHAT?!? Whaddiddo?
We showed up here at same time .... coinkidink
OMG Speedy! you make me laugh so hard!! :D I am ROTFLMAO! :D
6:24 is sooo funny!!
6:34 is funnier!!
6:45 is funniest!!
and eww at that picture of you waiting for your sheets to come out from the drier.. I can see your nasty man boobs.. LMAO..
What is that stooopid show you watched??
ANE!
You no like me man boobs? LOLOL
The show was so bad I forgot now ... it was a day ago ;-)
At least he didn't share anything about testicular scratching!
**blink**
WAIT! Three nipples? GACK!!!
Hi Julie!
.... I could still edit the post to fit in the ball scratchin`
You didn't receive clearance on the Top Secret Revellian memo?
Bobby Revell has been fishing on Lake AWOL to catch all the fishy Obama disinformation... and learn the secret of the Barack Bass who talks out of his A$$.
Do U mean the Bobby Revell Facebook photo with the clown embracing Bobby? ;)
P.S. Do U scratch your middle scratching post when your blue balls begin to itch? ;))
... did u access my webcam???
HA HAAAAAAAA !!!!!!!!!!
( hug hug )
Good luck on the pontuna
Yup sounds like a pretty normal day, except you only crap once a day!
Debo!! ... I have never asked this question before, but what the heck!
How many times do you poop in one day???????
(blogging history made here in Hollydale)
Awesome post! interesting how you still manage to bring the dog to the fire hydrant for the rescue!!
hehehehhehe
Netster ... honestly, I used to look for photos that matched my posts on the net. Now, with 3000 of my own uploads at Picasa, I just go find my own made to fit pics!!!
(I still do bring the dogs to the fire hydrant every day)
hahaha you still use Picasa till todate :) the first time you saw my Picasa on my blog I thought you were just kidding about register one for yourself. I only found out not so long ago that you actually register one for yourself and now you have 3000 pix!!!! cool!
I think you blog because you got kicked off e-harmony... by posting too many revealing photos.
Speedy, I hope that you are not going to go awol anytime soon!! I adore the pic of your tiny Lil dog taking on that huge big fire hydrant,its too cute for words.You sure have a way with blogging and funny pics,its amazing how it all fits together like a Mad Magazine,lol.I love the one of you peeking out the shack...or is that a trailer?
Have a brilliant day...and here's to another 1000 posts, well, congrats my friend :)
**peruses blog and sighs a breath of relief that the edits weren't made**
tee hee hee!
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