Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Sick like Dogs ... or as one

I am sick ..... in the summertime .... and it really stinks to high hog !!!!!!!!!!

sick like dogsMy throat is on fire and my nose is dripping. Body aches, chest is stuffy, thought I was hungry now cannot finish my Orange Roughy. (that's fish)
Took a hot shower and felt better for a moment, now at the keyboard almost in a coma - n't. he heee
Thinking about taking some medicine, but do not want to go out. I would gladly trade this shit for some good old fashioned gout. ( YHEEEE OUTCH ! )
Dear virus, I hate you with the intensity of one thousand suns. Stuck in bed and chair ... cannot feel my buns.
Sneezing sneezing, a booger flies out. At least I live alone and can just leave it there. Where is the oxygen? ... where is the air??
Was wearing a robe, then feverishly hot, now it's my birthday, and I am wearing my suit. ( it is NOT my birthday )
Blah blah blah, I have no more to blog, maybe go watch TV, and then feed the dog.
Red nose blue feet, Kleenex feet stinky pete. Yellow phlegm green light, brown shoe black tux. Haaaaaaaaa CHOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!


Someone please contact Doctor Shoal and send two cookies

Mr Bubble bath & bubble bath sick shot

31 comments:

Chris said...

What? It's YOUR BIRTHDAY?

Happy birthday, Speedy! Whew! So glad I didn't miss it!

Seriously, I hope you feel much better soon. The blogosphere is never the same without you.

Sandee said...

You are in your birthday suit? I won't look I promise.

Feel better soon Speedy. Being sick in the summer time suck big. Big hug and a smooch on the cheek. :)

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Chris ... no birthday!

I am really just a big baby you know ( cough cough .... groan )

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Thanks Sandee ... U the greatest!

dcr said...

Stuffy chest, body aches, comatosy, stinks to high hog--OMG!--you've got the swine flu!!!

Take care of yourself!

Oh, and I guess maybe a Santa hat will make you feel better? Is that what the photo is suggesting? When you're sick, you put on a Santa hat and dress like Ronald McDonald. Strange things people did back in the day!

Mike Golch said...

I hope that you feel better soon my friend!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

THX MIKE !

Speedcat Hollydale said...

DCR ... nah, the Arctic Cold with arugalian nose hips

Crazed Mom said...

Uncle, there's a lovely award for you on my blog.



HUGS!

Daisy said...

oh just saw your comment on my blog today... I hope you're feeling better now! And belated happy beeday! Oh I mean birthday! *wink*

XoXoX
~Daisy
http://inlovewithdaisies.blogspot.com/

Karl Wolfbrooks Ager said...

I suggest a wedge of brown goat cheese, a shot of cod liver oil and a bowl of unsweetened boiled oats.

This recipe cured many with your ailment in 14th century Norway.

Karl

Sue said...

Sweetie, I hope you get better soon! :-( ***HUGS***

sky said...

Get well soon, ham-man!

Chris said...

Oh, so your bday is TODAY? Well! Have a happy day! :)

Man, I am SO annoying. hehe

I really do hope you feel better soon! Do bubbles really help? Do they make you lighter? That helps? It's very interesting.

Big hugs.

Daisy said...

Poor Speedy! I hope you feel all better soon.

Miss Moneypenny said...

Speaking of High Hogs, have you stopped eating bacon laced with swine flu? ;)

Speedcat Hollydale said...

008 Stop eating bacon??

No can do! booogarieoogariedood

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Daisy! Nice to see you, and thanks for not going potty on my lawn

Speedcat Hollydale said...

I am using the antibacterial bubbles Chris (( heheeee ))

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Sky! ..... thx for the well wishes.

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Sue, I think them hugs is workin` !!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Karl ... as usual, you are a vast bank of knowledge.

Off to the store I go

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Hi Daisy ( person ) ... your blog is looking great!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Thanks Auntie!


SMOOOOOOOOOOOTCH

Willa said...

aww...I hope you feel better sooner than later. Summer is fun but it's the allergy that comes with it. Get Well!

jennifer said...

I think you should climb to the top of a mountain wearing lederhosen and blow on a long horn and then yodel (you might want to say... let me think... Oh! "Riiiii-cola!"). I have heard that this is a sure fire way to beat the creeping crud.

Fibro Viv said...

Hello My Friend!

I hope things are going well for you. Staying out of trouble? Having fun? I hope you are staying healthy and your family is doing great:)

Your Friend Always,

Viv

Ways to make money said...

I have heard that this is a sure fire way to beat the creeping crud.

Daisy said...

Daisy #3 reporting in here. HA!

You are such a poet, Speedy. Thanks again for making me laugh. I called Dr. Shoal for you and he should be here shortly. In the meantime, here these are for you (if you can get to them before the bunny does). ;D

Speedcat Hollydale said...

YUM!!!!!


munch munch munch

Shinade aka Jackie said...

Oh dear I missed your birthday!! Happy belated birthday Eric and I hope you are feeling much better by now.

Hugs,
Jackie:-)