Monday, July 13, 2009

The Queen's Meme ~ Blog Outside The Box




I was tagged by Mimi Lenox !!!! Queen of MEMES

The Queen's Meme ~ Blog Outside The Box
Welcome to the first edition of
The Queen's Meme. Each week the type of meme will change; sometimes silly, sometimes serious, but always fun!

Now let's get started!The Blog Outside The Box Meme This meme is all about using your imagination. Free your inner blogginess. Step outside the proverbial blox (that's blog + box for all you non-blog speakers). Answer these ridiculous situational questions and post them on your own blog. Here's the situation for today. We won't tell a soul. And remember:
Don't end up in the dungeon.


1. You are in court. You are in deep doo-doo. What did you do? ('Cause if you want, I might could talk to the judge and get your sentence reduced to Bloggingham dungeon time.)

Stole a heap load of golf balls from the driving range ( how embarriskinzz )

2. Your blog just became a best-selling book . What is the title of your book ?

I have mutiple personality disorder and a wild imagination in Hollydale (long title, yet that's what I want ....... )

3. It is midnight. The phone rings. It is Michael Jackson calling from the Great Beyond. What would you like to ask him?

Never EVER call me so late again .... and where is your nose now?

mole ass4. You are having your future told. The fortune teller looks in the crystal ball, screams and leaves the room in fright. What did they see?

My GIANT king daddy hairy mole on my crackbutt .... ha haaaaaaaaa !!!!!!! ( just 4 U Mimi )

5. You're blogging along minding your own blusiness (that's blog + oh...you know) when Google unexpectedly puts a Objectionable Content Warning on your blog. Your own mother is afraid to enter! What, pray tell, did you do to warrant it? How did this happen? Do you think you deserve it? Just how objectionable are you? Do tell.

Ohhh who cares ... that was my 11th blog "the HUB" I only worry about http://speedcathollydale.blogspot.com


6. You suddenly become God Of The Universe. What would your first Commandment be?

That's SOOOOOOOOO EASY! ....... 100 pound chickens

7. And finally, what secret would you like to tell the Queen?
Not to worry. What happens in Bloggingham, stays in Bloggingham.

She looks way sultry HOT in that dungeon photo - you know, with the red backdrop



How To Stay Out Of The Dungeon ........

Once upon a time in a faraway Bloggiverse there lived a maiden named Queen Mimi Pencil Skirt. She slayed her own dragons, stoked her own fire and well.....wrote memes by the light of the Bloggingham moon. One day a kind blogger from England noticed her meme lovin' ways and royally crowned her Mimi Queen of Memes. As time passed in thepeaceful kingdom of Bloggingham, her Royal Highness found comfort in the company of fellow bloggers who also loved memes. But the Queen had a wicked disposition too. It is widely reported in historical Blogosphere archives that any and all bloggers found guilty of not completing their memes were promptly thrown into the dreaded Bloggingham dungeon.
If I were you, I'd do the meme.

Thank you for playing the Queen's Meme thisweek. Please leave a comment and sign the Mr. Linky when you have posted. Go visit yourfellow memers and have a great time! See you next Tuesday!
1. Bud Weiser2. twistedsister3. BPD in OKC4. Tilli5. xmichra6. Mejis
7. Lorielle8. Stef H9. Eve10. Kitten11. * Berleen*12. Kimberella
13. mielikki14. Mimi Lenox15. Mys16. You're next!

I TAG: American Fräulein in the Wrong Love Parade? by Moneypenny !!

25 comments:

Mimi Lenox said...

I'm willing to overlook #4 since you like my dungeon photo. (smile)

What was The Hub about? You want chickens to weight 100 lbs? Why.....
And thank goodness you have a wild imagination. That's what Hollydale is all about and we love it.

I want to know where his nose is too..and where he is buried.

Thank you for playing my first meme.

Dawn (Twisted Sister) said...

#3 was hilarious.
#7 is soooo true.
But she hasn't let me out of the dungeon yet so don't tell her I said so :)

Crazed Mom said...

SMOOCHIE, SMOOCHIE, SMOOCHIES!!!!

Finding Pam said...

Hi Speedy cat,
Thanks for dropping by my blog.

I loved your answers, tho, not too sure what the mole is on you _____?

We both like chickens?

LOL!

Ane Fallarme said...

WTF is that on the picture???

#3 made me laugh so hard I almost peed in my pants! For reals!! LOL :D

Ane Fallarme said...

LOL just had to come back and laugh at #3 some more!

Sandee said...

Yeah, where is MJ nose? Bwahahahahaha.

Have a terrific day Speedy. Big hug. :)

Bitter Sweet Moments said...

Loved your answers!!

Miss Moneypenny said...

Did you receive my Même Memoranda?

Did I fall into a Même Wormhole?

I'm surprised MJ hasn't swallowed your Même into his Black Hole, yet! ;)

Autumn said...

Cluck, cluck.
:)

Chris said...

You know, I was thinking that was one cute mole UNTIL I READ YOUR ENTRY.

Ahem!

(But funny in a cracked up sort of way!) :)

Dawn (Twisted Sister) said...

The Queen is hiding from the insane one.

Who is the insane one?

Speedcat Hollydale said...

..... is it Speedcat ????????

Allie said...

Hilarious answers. Loved them.

Allie said...

I just read the previous comments and I agree, wtf is in that picture? LOL

Duchess Dethroned said...

Haha! I would read that book!

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

You have multiple personalities?!?!?

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

You have multiple personalities?!?!?

Busy Bear said...

YOU have MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES??!??!!!!!!

Ms Q said...

What's with the baby mole?

JesseTheCat said...

Showed your blog to my mom the other day,she couldnt stop laughing,neither could Cassie! I love your humor,it makes a dull day shiny again.I love your answers,but I have to admit that mole picture is scary !!!!
Luv ya :)

jay said...

If Michael Jackson called me, I'd probably say something to warrant an Objectionable Content Warning!

I came across one of those quite recently, which I was using a hotel's internet. I couldn't open my personal messages on my forum!! Obviously, us older ladies are just too rich for their blood. ;)

PinkLady said...

multiple personalities and MJ's nose.. way to go speedy! thanks for the laugh... =D

Daisy said...

Speedy, are you aware that your hairy mole has little clawed feet and a pink nose????!!! And if it is where you say it is, well, I don't know, but I think maybe you ought to go see Dr. Shoal and have that thing REMOVED!!!

You are so wacky. I might have played along with this meme except that this was for Tuesday, and I'm just now getting round to reading it on Friday. HA HA! I'm a little slow on the uptake, aren't I?

Three days late and quite a few dollars short. :D


MJ had some nerve calling you at midnight! Sheesh! Who does that sort of thing anyway? Doesn't he know you need your beauty sleep!













:-)

jennifer said...

Queen Mimi looks lovely in EVERY photo I've seen of her. She just has that certain something, doesn't she?

Unfortunately, if Michael calls me that late I would be awake... and scared to death.