Saturday, June 13, 2009

Montecappulates and the Hollydale's Love Battles and Love Heartbreakers

First aired in 2008 ...

Juliet: Dost en a Capulate? Whomever-est thine eyes shine upon thee.
Rommecat: Your family stinks ... go away. Gosh, kinda cute though!

Juliet: Rommecat, Rommecat, where fort art thouest Rommecat???
Rommecat: Here I am. Even though I am supposed hate you, a find a burning desire. Is it wrong to love!!!


Juliet: Taketh me to the parlor Rommecat! You nomenclature you...
Rommecat: Well, OK. Make sure my cousins are not looking. If loving you is wrong, I DON'T WANT TO BE RIGHT! Booyhaaa


Jerk Guy Capulate: You werest in bedding with a Montegue. Surley you will live no longesteth. On gaurd.
Rommecat: Whatever .... AHHHH!!! I am stabbed (sigh)


Juliet: Mine love mine love, I cannot liveth without-eth you-eth. I shall drink poison from the death flask.
Rommecat: "Nothing"


Rommecat: I'm not dead .... I am alive! Ohh my goodness dear juliet .... WHY ..... WHYYY!!!!!!

Juliet: "Nothing"

Juliet: I dost thinketh thine death juice was kool aid from another jar... I am alive againest!
Rommecat: Hot Dog!!! Lets marry and get a cat. They are hiring at the orchard.

Thy Montague tale of unrequeted love ! "Oh, bloggy" ! Allest that endeth well is well indeed. Oh no...Timmy just fell down the well. Go for help Lassie.

The End

yep

47 comments:

dcr said...

Don't drink the Kool-Aid!!!

Mimi Lenox said...

I completely forgot that Timmy fell down the well and it traumatized me. I'm going to lie down now.

Daisy said...

I'm thinking William Shakespeare is spinning in his grave about now, but I'm laughing here. *big grin* Thanks for the smile, Speedy. :)


"What's the matter, Lassie? Is Timmy in trouble?" We say that line whenever our dog Max barks for no apparent reason. HA! :D

Marissa said...

I can't wait til this comes out on DVD!

Zanypickle said...

Some things cannot be unseen... or unread in this case! lol

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

I hopeth you will doeth Hamlet nexteth? :)

Speedcat Hollydale said...

First I would have to read Hamlet ...

Ha haaaaaaaaa !!!!!!!!!









(he heee)

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

You SHOULD! :)

I like it better than Romeo & Juliet...I mean Rommecat & Juliet.

Speedcat Hollydale said...

..... better than Gone with the Wind??

Dost readen thine classicals

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

To Be Or Not To Be?...Yes 'Tis Better.

PS: Nice Butt. {{{he heee}}}

Speedcat Hollydale said...

My Butt dost bloweth in the windeth

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

I bet it does!!!

How many windows dost thou haveth open? HAHA!!!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

ONLY seven ....

and a fan in the slider

Speedcat Hollydale said...

ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Phew! I'm gettin tired...keepin up with you all over the dang bloggysphere is HARD work! You have longer legs than me!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Just better shoes ... when are you getting a new pair anyway???


"wheww!!"


stinki

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Enjoy your pasketti! :) I'm goin' for a chocolate chip cookie....well, just the dough. :)

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

DID YOU TAKE A NAP 2DAY?!?!?

Speedcat Hollydale said...

I SURE DID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

... and it was the best one ever

I think "collapse" would be a more appropriate word (since I am a GEEK and all)

Your shoes are stinki

Speedcat Hollydale said...

I had a choco cupcake (big one from KwikTrip)

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

My shoes are NOT stinki. Bras dont wear shoes, silly. (geek)

Speedcat Hollydale said...

When U stayed at my house you did ... GOLLI !!!

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

I did?!?!? On WHAT!!!!??!!!! HA!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Should I show a pichah ????


(man .... memory of a duck)

Speedcat Hollydale said...

PEEKING DUCHMAN !

Speedcat Hollydale said...

ha haaaaaaaaaa !!!!!!!!!!!!!!


LOLOLOL

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Memory of a duck? HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

OK, show me da pichah!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

OK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lemme go fetch it out my file cabinet

Speedcat Hollydale said...

(sounds of papers ruffling around)

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

OK....I'll be here waiting.

Or @ my blog.

Or Facebook.

Or Twitter.

Or checkin' my email.

Or eatin' cookie dough.....

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Prolly all at the same time.....

Speedcat Hollydale said...

FOUND IT!!!!!!!!!!!

(gimme 5 minutes)

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

This I gotta see.....me wearing shoes! HA!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Olga wearing PINK PUMA SPEDDCATS


yes ... that IS a real shoe !!!

http://speedcathollydale2.blogspot.com/2009/06/olgas-shoes.html

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

...it's been MORE than 5 minutes....tap tap tap....

Speedcat Hollydale said...

tap tap

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

OK....I dont remember those shoes....BUT they are kinda cute, so I'll claim 'em! :)

Speedcat Hollydale said...

..... a duck


he heeee

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

quack

xoxo

Speedcat Hollydale said...

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Chris said...

LASSIE! Timmy! I love that part! :) I wonder why? ;)

RennyBA said...

My impression of Love will never be the same after this ;-)

Btw: Sorry I haven't been around that much lately. Have been travelling and my first post from Budapest is up.

meleah rebeccah said...

this is too freaking funny. Im cracking up over here!

social network software said...

OOOPSS!!its too much funny...i'll certainly need it....

The Muse said...

The classics of life have met their match....
can we put in requests?

Ane Fallarme said...

Haha! I love it! :-D I think Rommecat and Juliet is waaay better than the classic Romeo&Juliet! :D I love this!!!

tikno said...

wow... very creative images