With the law on my side, you might think I am always a sure fire winner, but danger lurks around each and every corner.
Deputy Travis Junior: Doctor Shoal ... can you save Speedcat from the bullet wound? (panic look)
Doctor Shoal: Well let me see here, sit still Speedy .... Uh, you are not required you to disrobe. I'm not sure why you're sitting here in your underwear.
Deputy S. Jones: Sheriff Speedcat was in his underwear when we all got here!
Deputy Travis Junior: Yeah, what's the deal, Speedcat?
Sheriff Speedcat Hollydale: I don't feel the need to explain myself ... why are you idiots not concerned with the gaping hole in my leg from the gunshot (dammit!)
Deputy Trudy Wiegel: I think you will live ... "Hollystreak". [as she eats from a Taco Bell bag]
Deputy S. Jones: Officers, there are still two armed men inside.
Deputy James Garcia: Don't we ALL have TWO ARMS ??? Man, what a dope.
Sheriff Speedcat Hollydale: Pass me some of those nachos, will ya??
Doctor Shoal: I'm Afraid NOT ... the Trans-fat will mess up your clotting. [hits Sheriff Hollydale in the gut]
For Your Hollydale 911 Public Safety Information of the Week, read the following fine post by Miss Moneypenny 008
Tongue Texting for Safe Driving?
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Hollydale 911
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Lookin' good in those shorts, Sheriff Hollydangle.
LOL! I like the mussels!
You look good as Playboy Mansion Law Enforcement. PMPD
Funny stuff! :) Love the outfit
Now that's my kind of uniform. Wow!
Have a terrific day Speedy. Big hug. :)
Does being Sheriff make you the top banana in your town?
It's Banana-nana-nana-rana-tana Week!
That was some good giggle I got seeing your face in this post.
heheheheheee
WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!!!!!!! (Blogger keeps eating my comment!) I thought Doctah Shoal was in Argentinia!?!?
Hollydale 911, please save me from a low pull hook, it is an emergency of genital propotions!
Hi ya Speeeeeeeeeeedy! :) I miss you!!!! And I stole your cool LinkWithin Widget thingamajiggy too! XOXO
Aha ha ha ha ha! Oh my goodness, Speedy! I hope someone was able to fix the gaping hole in your leg! It might be hard to go golfing with it like that.
:-O
Yikes! Ha ha ha!
I love your shorts Sheriff! :-D
Hollydangle! ha ha ha ha ha haha!
Sometimes the comments are even funnier than the post.
Even when the post was as good as this one.
hee hee hee snorrrrt.
Now ... how can I get law enforcement agents to answer MY calls like that?
"Like that" here refers to "dressed in short shorts."
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