007 post from 008

Here is another re-run Post, cause that's all I have time for! Hello from SpeedyCat :)

"Opening Theme Music"

Just as stolen art, my canvass is painted on the run. The evil syndicate of Irish smugglers had used the Mona Lisa to purchase atomic weaponry. This is my story ... Bond, Speedcat Bond.

I ordered a grapefruit juice martini, and shook it.
My next step was to play poker against the Irish thugs, and crush them with my card playing debonair. Look out!!

I played my cards, and bluffed every hand. Most thought I was an idiot. Then came my shining moment ... with a Royal Flush, I bet "Five Billion" dollars... and won. An attempt was made on my life. With my cat-like quickness, I dodged 8 bullets, and received only a rip in my tuxedo. The Irish made a break for it.

I followed them to the harbor, where the chase continued to Bond island .... off the coast of Argentina



The suspects hid in the military - like facility that was inside tons of lava rock. The plan to dominate the world was falling to pieces, and the atomic bomb could not save them. I remained cool .... although it was hot, and I took off my shirt.

After a massive covert swoop attack, I had recovered the Mona Lisa and the bomb - loaded up the boat and headed back to Hollydale.

This all could have been avoided if leap year was in 2009 .....

More theme music .... do doo do doooo do do doooo

<a href="http://speedcathollydale.blogspot.com/"><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_iaP-wdLFjw0/R8erAirGz6I/AAAAAAAAB84/DLmj8ydeoHg/S300/speedy.jpg" alt="click me!" /></a> Thanks kim!!
Please take a copy :-) / I will protect your blog too...