After leaving the Uranus Space Station "Utopian Stargate #7" I found myself floating aimlessly through the great void with my new award from the Labia Greens Woman's Group ... yes, the coveted and prestigious Corny Golfer Award. I had a great impulsive and inner implosive compulsion to eat the giant batter dipped pronto pup. It was pre-soaked with yellow mustard and was ohhh so golden brown. Of course I caved, and found myself in search of a 508 oz Big Galaxy Gulp filled with Red Bull and diet Mountain Dew. My fuel gage was on 1/4 tank ... not enough to land safely on Earth, so I looked for the nearest space phone to call in a delivery. To my shock there was a spaceman in there with an unlimited pass card and he was having a conversation with his alien wife on Neptuna. The bastard would NOT even acknowledge I was there waiting - yack yack yackity yak. I was pissed off, and luckily wearing my depends space bag (the Urinator). I waited for about one hour then blew the rathole right out of the sky with my ships eunicalio pulsar ray gun. It was very satisfying, yet there I was with a 88 inch corn dog, and no soft drink. What a bunch of BS !!!!
This has been a blogging challenge post in response to DCR's
Safely Live the Galactic Lifestyle with Galactic Dew!
Please check out HIS posts, then come back here to Hollydale and vote on who is weirder, me or DCR.
14 comments:
Yeah...You TOTALLY WIN with this one! ha
YAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!!!!!!
WOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
heheheheheheheheheheeeeee
That's a good college try, my friend, but I think I can go weirder...
Did you see a Brownbow when U left the Uranus Space Station? ;))
P.S. looks like DCR's Weed Whacker ate my comment at his Space Flowery post.
Hello Speedy, did you say corndog? spare me some corndog pls.. heheheh.. corn dog in Weinersnetzchel is so yummy! I hope I can have some.. heheh..
Have a happy Tuesday Speedy! muahhugs!
I am not familiar with the post that challenged you but I would be willing to bet you smacked some galactic booty with this one.
That's one big dog Speedy. Bwahahahahahaha. Well done.
Have a terrific day. Big hug. :)
ha ha, Love it.
The glass box looks like a Terella - a bit different from mine though ;-)
Where's the boob?
Is this just another gratuitous reason to say boob?
I like Star Trek a lot better then yor contest.
Just run some reruns of old skool Star Trek and forget the corn dogs and flying apes.
HA! An 88 inch corn dog (!) would make me very thirsty too! Oh dear.
Hi! Ok! You got me. Now, will you end up like Will Robinson, lost in space forever!
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