Saturday, May 30, 2009

Sidewinders in my Covered Wagon

covered wagon boob speedcat hollydale
Travlin` all up an down these wagon trails is lonesome, and I find that many days my best friend is a tumble weed. They roll on by and listen pretty good for a spell or two. I thought I might park my wagon on Sunday and play some golf with the fellers, but NO. Gotsa keep rollin on through the canyon again all day long through rattle snake country. Damn sidewinders piss me off! Sometimes I have a partner ridin shotgun, and we shoot stuff just for the hell of it. No, nuthin` cute or alive (except for sidewinders). I am about at the end of my rope with this dusty trail ridin. Shoot ... I been workin 14 hour days since May 20th. What a crock a shit !! A man can go crazy out here, and that's no lie. Good thing I can go back in the bunk and Twitter a bunch to all my partners out there in cyberspace. I might be tellin` a line or two in the next few days - OVER. Big 10-4 from the Hollydale Covered Wagon Lines of the Great North West.
If you see any sidewinders (or dispatchers) ... shoots em dead, and tell em SpeedyCat sent cha.

9 comments:

dcr said...

First, Twitter went down.

And then there were the tornadoes.

And I finished off the last post in a series of my least read blog posts E V E R. Shortly before Twitter went down, so I could tweet about it and have even fewer people than normal read it. ;-)

Glad it's Sunday now. New week.

Speedcat Hollydale said...

( me thinks DCR is smoking crack ! )

Speedcat Hollydale said...

ha ha haaaaaaaaaaa !!!!!!!!

J/K (((smile))

Chris said...

Hey! I be 'a needin' to git on yon Oregin way. Might I hitch a ride on that there wagon train 'o yorn?

Lauren said...

Git along little doggie!

Blonde Goddess said...

I was a dispatcher...until I got laid off...meh.
But I would NEVER be so mean to poor little SpeedyCat!

Daisy said...

Hi Speedy! Sounds like the trail has been long and dusty for you. I hope you are not getting trampled by any herds of buffalo because that would not be good!! Beware of coyotes too!!!

I think riding the wagon train would be pretty thirsty business so here is a nice cool drink of prickly pear cactus juice just for you.

Happy Sunday to you! It is good to have a job, yes? But I hope you get a day off and some rest soon. :)

Hugs from Daisy.

dcr said...

I was replying to your comment on my blog on your blog. ;-)

teeni said...

I hope there is an end in sight soon for those 14 hour days. That is not healthy to do for too long. Anyway, thankfully you have twitter and this blog to vent on. :)