As I was getting home the other day one of my neighbors asked me about my blog and how it was coming along. I told her it was now in the top 10 surfed web pages in the Google blog catalogue, and that my page rank was a 9. I also said that a lot of celebrities read my page. I guess this impressed her and led to a question ... she wondered if I could install FireFox for her because the new Internet Explorer 8 she downloaded sucked. I said sure, but some kind of trade should be in order. After some deep thought I said, "How about you make me really good cappuccino, and serve it up with a straw and some M&Ms in the mug"?
She agreed.
I started in and noticed that I had sat down backwards, so I spun around really quick and dislodged vertebrae number #39 causing a chain reaction somewhat like one of those rubber band powered model airplanes. I did not hurt, but felt strange ... and a bit ticklish.
Before jumping into my Firefox activities it seemed prudent to check my comments and emails. One thing led to another and hours had passed. I asked for another coffee because I like coffee. Miss Peltreski went back to the kitchen - and I started spinning around to see if I could get my spine back in alignment. Nothing was working really.
My show was going to be on soon, so I said, "Thanks for having me over, but I have a schedule to keep". See you around if you ever go outside again.
Thursday, April 02, 2009
Spinal Tap Twister
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9 comments:
Well, gee, Speedy. That looks painful! HA! Although I guess a mug of good cappuccino with M&Ms in it would make up for it a little bit. It must be kind of hard to work at the computer sitting like that!! I'm surprised you were even able to check your comments and emails sitting facing in the other direction. Wow, that makes my back hurt just looking at you.
Maybe if you dance the twist your spine will go back in place. :D
Um.... Speedy, hate to tell ya, but that is a kinda strange look for ya... and that's sayin' somethin'!!!
hee hee hee
Maybe it was the coffee? Or the M&Ms?
Nice flip flops.
Oh you always make me laugh out loud :D
I hope your back is okay! Ouch! Now you need a disguise to duck Miss Peltreski when you are in the neighborhood.
Speedy, that Photoshop is amazing! Nice work!
You may be page rank 9- but Karl Rove follows me on Twitter!
Ps Jer is jealous- he says he is going to kick Karl Rove's butt now.
Nice sandals! Where's yer socks?
Miss Peltreski must be stalking you now!
"a really good cappuccino, and serve it up with a straw and some M&Ms in the mug"?
That's JUST how I like MY coffee!
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