When traveling through the universal portals of the sublime and trans-plane drifts, you must look into the inner beacon of truth to find pure and subtle knowledge. Master Hollycat is here to enlighten, and teach blog travellers of Earth and Universe.
Do not waste your time looking for answers regarding the meaning of life. It means what ever you want it to mean .... boliboliboli
To seek is to find - NOT TRUE. To find what you seek is pure chance, so enjoy the day at hand.
TO MEN: Be alluring to women with subtle confidence and gentle power.
TO WOMEN: Be alluring to men by having nice hair
TO EUNUCHS: Get some balls dude
A writers sword is the pen, and that is why they are mighty ... unless they are out of ink.
The center of the Universe is in Annandale. Spend the weekend there to cleanse your spirit and colons. Having five pounds of undigested meat in your bowel causes irritability and languidity.
Create a dream book, and add all topics into your posts when blogging. You will seem creative and gain high page rank.
Meditate daily for 12 hours and you will be homeless with or without a recession ... but you will be at peace in your cardboard box.
Having animals in the house is productive for the soul, unless you own cheetahs. They will destroy the carpet by constantly running through their living room at 70 miles per hour. You will also see spots quite a bit. Get a dog or baboon ....
Early to bed, early to rise, will make one tired, nervous, and hungry for pancakes.
Smile more, all the time, every day, every hour. The cheek wrinkles will give the illusion of intellect and wisdom - which is nice
bolibolibolibolibolioliolio
Saturday, April 04, 2009
Speedcat HollyCats Bowl of Wisdom
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Nice hair? I thought it was jeans & boots? Awww mannnn....now I gotta go change everything!!! THANKS A LOT!
This is too funny. LMAO! Thanks for the dose of laughter. I really needed it today. :D
Bing (",)
Hey buddy, whats this about? I have never heard it neither I knew that story. I think I had to shape it out and find out how it is. Hope the drink tastes good.
Interesting! Thought I was slow. Good to know others didn't get immediately!
Wow! Now I know the secret to a blog high page rank! Did you MEAN to tell everyone? :)
OLGA .... Jeans and boots WITH nice hair is like winning the lotto.
he heeee :-)
Hello Pink Lady!
I am Purple Man Hollydale (((smile)))
E&D Traders ... YOU SUCK
Chris: Well, I do not gaurantee the thoughts of the HollyCat Swammi .... but give all advice a 99% chance of "trooooness"
ha haaaaaaaaa !!!!!!!!!
Based on your Eunuch wisdom... Balls to the Wall, Speedy Obi-Wan KenobiKat! :)
Moneypenny - "Obi-Wan KenobiKat" ... ha haaaaaaaa!!
I like that. Balls to the wall (laughing)
I love the Cheek Wrinkles! I'm getting plenty of them! :)
Me too Michelle ... me too !!!
To eunuchs, get some balls, hehehehehe, oooooommmmmmm :)
Do not try the patience of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger.
boliboliboliboliboli!!!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! :D
Speedy you crack me up! Great post!
I think I'm going to go sell my cheetah and buy a baboon (Since I already have a dog.)
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! I'm still laughing. Oh my!
I really liked this one.
Hope you're having a good week, my friend.
Going out to see what I can do with this hair of mine. Just saying. Bwahahahahahaha. :)
hahahahaha! You made me laugh today. And I really, really needed to laugh. Thanks!
I'll have to stop in again in the morning, when I need a pick-me-up... it's too late for this much excitement!
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