Paris Hilton was asked if she was worried about swine flu, and she said verbatim, "No ... I don't eat pork" Nicole Richie said that proved she was right about Paris all along. "Flu comes from ANY kind of food", said the Real World starlet.
On a serious note, while this outbreak has been played down, and examples have been made to "usual numbers of deaths" from the flu, this has genetic material from birds, pigs, and humans. It almost sounds manufactured by some pharmaceutical - does it not? I can envision this virus morphing into something even worse, and it is spreading fast. I am worried about this pandemic situation quite a bit.
More (limited) info here: CDC - Influenza (Flu) Swine Influenza (Flu)
Hefner: Holly Madison Welcome at the Playboy Mansion -- "But Not as a Girlfriend": Ok now, let me get this strait! You can invite old girlfriends back to the house even with the new one already moved in ??? Why have I never thought of this before? I am definitely getting out my satin robe and my black book right now. What a genius .... oh man!!!
FACT CHECK: Obama disowns deficit he helped shape : GOOD GOLLIE!!!!!!!! This from mainstream news?? Funny how the new president acts like he was not in Washington before winning the election. I saw his talk with America tonight and laughed and laughed. Do people really believe his rhetoric? He said he wants a streamlined government. Ummm, he has been the biggest tax and spend / pork pay-out fellow "EVER" in the history of our country for many, many years now. THEN ....... I hear him say "It will be good for African Americans" ~ describing his policies. If this does not bother you, how about these lines?
1. Good for Mexicans
2. Good for Whites
3. Good for Men
4. Good for Atheists
5. Good for Christians
6. Good for chickens
I guess I prefer "Good for all Americans"
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Britney Spears extends "Circus" tour to Europe and plans to show her beaver in Poland and beyond. Enough said.
Khloe Kardashian
proved that she is as sexy as her big sisters in a form-fitting black bustier dress. I cannot really decide if she is more "hot" or more scary looking. Honestly, she looks to me like a woman that tries to kick men in the balls a lot. Literally and verbally."You forgot to open the car door again" .... WHAPP!!!
ooooopffff
14 comments:
OMG Paris! get back to school! you don't know what you're saying.
and pseedy, have you seen her new show? it's called Paris's BFF or something. totally reterded.
Love the fact check. Now where are all your normally chatty commenters...oh yeah they are insanely liberal non americans who hate the truth. BRUUUHAAAAh!!!!
I'm a liberal American and I love this post. Oprack! hahaha
But, seriously Eric, good post. This is why I admire you so much. Despite your silliness, you have a good head on your shoulders and you're extremely intelligent. I'm really confused about all the hype over Swine flu. Josh said they were thinking of closing the Mexican border, but Canada has cases too. Are we going to stop all international flights, too? Ugh. And all the misinformation isn't helping, either.
Obama... ugh. That's all I have to say about him right now. *shaking my head* I said "give him a chance" and now I sit here trying to pick my jaw up off the floor. Wow. That's another "all I can say" here. Just, wow.
I prefer "Good for all Americans" as well.
@sue- glad to hear this but sadly it's too late. Isn't it scary that our president thinks it's proper to attack average americans. My god!
@Lauren
What is too late? When I said give him a chance, I said that nearly 100 days ago on my blog. Eric and I discussed it a little back then.
I don't think he was 'attacking' with that statement, just forgetting who put him in office.
Speedy...maybe we haven't given him a chance yet. That moron G. Bush sold us out and created a lot of problems..it will take more then 100 days to (fix) things.
I have a bad cold and allergies and people run from me. It's kind of fun...I feel like Mauniestine...
Hey at least they are not attacking your beloved chickens.
and...who sleeps with swine...humm
I think I'd be afraid of anyone named Khloe. I mean, it's CHloe, for pete's sake.
And I say that completely tongue in cheek considering my own name. :)
Seriously, great post, Speedy! I think I'll just rely on you for swine flu updates. And maybe Paris Hilton too. She's seems really with it on this.
:) hehe
As long as I know you aren't getting your info from Paris, I'll believe you. :) Because I know everything you post is full of truth! Always! :)
Hey Speedy,
I've been doing loops around Hollydale in MY NEW CAR but I can't seem to find the golf course. I'd ask some of these pigs that I keep finding on the road, but they might have the flu. They were last seen with Paris, I believe.
Anyway, directions would be helpful. I'm getting dizzy and the carrier chickens are carsick.
Spot on Speedy. I love it. We do in fact think very much alike.
I'm having pork for dinner tonight. Want to come over? Bwahahahahaha.
As for Nobama...Nuff said.
Have a terrific day. :)
I LOVE The Girls Next Door. You make a fine Hefner!
I love that picture of Obama on O - I don't know why but that is so funny. Obama - Oprah they're interchangeable cult leaders or something. Tom Cruise too- he's scary.
Did Paris make a Swine Sex Tape with Porky Pig? ;)
Since he loves pork, has Oprack tried using a Trojan Stimulus Package to restore his manly figure? :)
Yah I did hear him say that. I'm not cool with that either.
Everyone loves cupcakes and the more the better right? Olga is looking kind of relaxed as are you Speedy. Big clebrations were they??? Great pics. Funny Man, Great cause and great blog title!
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