After weathering an incredible storm all night on the Hollydale Sea, 10 survivors had landed on Chicken Island with no form of communication ... not even Twitter.
On the beach the the group decided to split up in parties of three and investigate. Sherry Louitinbaukers was the odd woman out, and ventured onward by herself. Nobody liked her anyway after she stole the ships steering wheel as a "joke" on Captain Weenlelskinnard.
On the West slope of Mount Kikakatchiekikinz threesome #1 was intently curious about the strong and wafting fragrance of 12 to 14 secret spices. They soon found out why.
One after another - gigantic buckets of Kentucky Fried Chicken were falling from the sky and crashing down to Earth like meteors.
The group walked closer to one of the buckets and checked for the possibility of lunch. (THEY WERE EXTREMELY HUNGRY) The bucket was hot, and it looked really good. A conversation started as to just how they would eat a 500 pound chicken drumstick, but it was too late!
One ruggedly handsome giant spaceman / alien type emerged from the sweet smelling KFC bucket and said, "Touch one chunk of this poultry and I will crush you like a twig. This is what I will live on until I procreate and eventually take over this planet.
Like wooosies they ran for it, and yelled out to find the other 7 castaways.
" We must find a way off this beach and get through the canyons to safety! "
When the herd was rounded up they decided to move North. Captain Weenlelskinnard proclaimed, "I feel it in my bones ... we are going to be OK"
..... as soon as we cross this giant pie
Sherry Louitinbaukers did not make itDoctor Shoal Working in the CLEAN ROOM
(nekid)
COMMENTS (LARGE VERSION)
21 comments:
You need to quit eating spicy food right before bed as these types of nightmares can happen. Bwahahahaha. Poor Sherry...Oh well, not on liked her anyway. Now I'm hungry for KFC.
Have a terrific day Speedy. Big hug. :)
Sandee ... have some pie! You are so fast, I say :-)
No Twitter? OMG! All those people are going to die! Oh, the humanity!
Without Twitter, will DCR go back to kissing moobs (man boobs) ??? ;)))
Speaking of Twitter, some Twitter wisdom was just posted for U on Twitter! :)
Doctah Shoal is really stirring things up N D I C U tonight! Actually he's whipping & beating them too!
Oh my it's gooooooooooooood to be back! xoxoxo
Nice post. Thank you so much, love your work!
Ohhh that's KFC Speed! give me yummy chicken pls..
I'm thinking the away team should walk softly and carry a big spork.
I'm thinking that Sherry has enough back bone and attitude to date the man in the chicken basket.
What interesting progeny they will produce.
What will THAT birth look like? The product of a GIGANTIC man and a regular sized woman ... ? That's got to be a gargantuan (cute) baby. Or maybe it will START small and then grow at an exponential rate?
Hmmmmmmmmmmm ... I'm betting this is going to show up in my dreams tonight. ha. my!
Speedy, why do I have a LARGE NEKID PICTURE of you on my FACEBOOK page? It's scaring the younguns.
Maybe they will be okay if I feed them some chicken and pie...and schedule some therapy sessions. I'll send you the bill.
Maybe YOU will be okay if YOU eat some chicken and pie! I think you are having a craving!!
Have a great day and weekend Speedy. Big hug. :)
Hey Speedy,
Did you get my bill?
There is interest if it is not paid in a timely fashion!
mwa haha! :)
Hi Speedy! Chicken Island! HA HA! I've never been there!
Those folks are lucky none of those giant buckets of chicken didn't fall on their heads and knock them out cold. YIKES! Looks like a dangerous place.
I want to know how they ran across that pie without sinking down into the cherries and getting all stained with cherry juice!!!
Mmmmmmm, pie! Can I have some? HA! :D
Happy weekend to you, my friend. :)
Too bad they didn't get the new Kentucky GRILLED chicken and maybe they would have been able to have lunch.
You are very clever with these processing technique
Why are they walking on the pie, I would dive in. I have been in a slot canyon like that in Arizona. They are wonderful and beautiful.
Hi Speed, signing-in here (~_~). By the way, this is a very nice story. You're such smart to have this and create or beautify the whole story. Kudos to you Speed!
Signing-in here Speed to get the chicken and the pie! am hungry now.. (~_~)
Grabbed your button!
I got a coupon for a FREE piece of chicken from KFC in my morning newspaper.
...made me think of you.
Tee hee hee!
Hello everyone ... thanks so much for commenting !!!!!!!!!!
Speedy :)
OMG! NOT KFC Dreams!
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