Small hamburgers are fine for people that live in white castles. Problem is for the average citizen you need to consume 30 of them at a crack. As you may have guessed, I am blogging while hungry again. OHHHH MERCY !!! (pass my that french fry sack ... I see you)
So what is this post about you ask? .... well, nothing. Speedcat's mind drift about the empty void of dialog. I have been seeing a blogging advocate bout` that, yessum. As a sheriff my duties often involve super human strength, I jacked up my work out regimin a vitamin, and pumping iron. After the last sleet storm I been gettin` rusty. WHITE CASTLE is the place for me ... Down yonder under big oak trees! Come in and get a sack-o-burgers while they're hot! Shimmy down the sidewalk eating like a google bot!!! ~ OYE OYE !!!!!!!!!!!
White Castle Guy: You want onions?
Speedy: Yep, and lay them on thick ... pour some of that extra grease from the griddle on top
White Castle Guy: OK
Speedy: Ketchem-up and mustardio too ... pickles suck
White Castle Guy: What?
Speedcat: Are you Bernice Rougenshinners boy?
White Castle Guy: Yes, how did you know that?
Speedcat: Your eyes are shifty .... and beady (looks over at the window)
. . read Endangered Truth !
Tuesday, March 03, 2009
White Castle Extreme
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Then is coughed up a wad of gunk and put it in your burger too after that shifty, beady eyed remark.
You crack me up Speedy. Have a terrific day. Big hug. :)
White Castle is the best mini burger chain! I haven't had it in ages but I have had others, and they suck!
Akilah ... I could really eat 300 right now! ( I love them too )
Sandee ... I was watching, plus I am a big tipper!
Ahem, excise me?....but pickles don't suck...they are tasty & delishious! :)
NO PLEASE DONT EXCISE ME! That would hurt!
I whent to the Nurse Amanaga Hugankiss skool of typos!
while you are at it gobble down about ten for me.
Lets exersize???
OK!!!
one anda two (((dancing all over this mo fo))))
YHEEEEEEEE HAWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Hey Mike!
I will drop of a few or twenty on my way home :-)
I wonder how many of them lil burgers one could stuff one's cups with?
YIPE YIP YIPE !!!!!!!
I would say 12 ... you scairt me (wink)
I am walking on sunshine Olga!
What I do Speedy?
nothing like a few white castles and a round of donuts to fill the belly of a crusty old redneck,,:)
Hey Crusty! I thought you were at Facebook!
Robert ... lets take the bus down to the drive up window!
Olga ... this newfangled phone of mine is driving me crazy!!
Somehow I had your notifications "on" at twitter. I thought you sent a DM, but it was just a regular tweet. The darn thing sounded like it was going to blow off the table like a white castle and dynomite
OH! Those sound so delicious!!!!
Plus, they are FASCINATING!
Did you know:
First fast-food hamburger chain ever. First industrial-strength spatula. First mass-produced paper hat. First to sell a million hamburgers. First to sell a billion hamburgers. First frozen fast food for sale.
PLUS, they are headquartered in OHIO. It doesn't get any better. :)
my tickers beating like a rabbit!!
Maybe you should take it off vibrate?
Chris ... and I have eaten 10,547!
The first one was in Minnesota I thought??? Are you on Wikipedia?
Olga ... ((((crying)))
"I don't know how!!"
Chris, how many can you eat???
donuts? ... did I hear donuts???
MAN! - I need to eat sumpin
You were writing back and forth to a bra and I forgot what I was going to write.
http://www.whitecastle.com/_pages/about.asp
I went straight to the source. :)
I've been TRYING to send you paczkis, but you don't seem to know what they ARE! haha
Right now? I could eat 4. How wimpy. :)
YHA HOOOOO!!!!!
paczkis ??? wha? .... hmmmm ???
Can I eat one?
Where EXACTLY is your phone Speedy?
White Castle was founded in 1921 in Wichita, Kansas. (Or so Wikipedia says.)
Hi Robert V !!!
Thanks for stopping in ... and confusion is standard, even normal here :-)
Seriously, you don't know what a paczki is?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paczki
Traditional polish DOUGHNUTS!!!! With FILLING! Apple filling is my favorite.
Darn. Now I want one!!!
Chris - way??? I wanted it to be Minnesota. Can we change the wiki?
Oh, and they are pronounced PUNCHKI. :)
I mean, who DOESN'T want to eat a donut called a "punchki?" I just like SAYING THE WORD! :)
Olga: It is on my sidebar silly!!
Lokk up and right ... ring ring beeep beep
Like punck key lime pie ........ ooooooo WEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
I've always wanted to edit wiki!!! Go for it! :) Just change store number 8 in MN to store number ONE. A simple thing. :)
Your sidebar? I thought you'd at least have it in yer pokit....
Wow. I come over here and before I know it, I've engaged in a life of crime. You are a terrible influence!!! :)
I love PUNCHKI I luvs me PUNCHKI ! yep tep PUNCHKI I love PUNCHKI I luvs me PUNCHKI ! yep tep PUNCHKI I love PUNCHKI I luvs me PUNCHKI ! yep tep PUNCHKI I love PUNCHKI I luvs me PUNCHKI ! yep tep PUNCHKI I love PUNCHKI I luvs me PUNCHKI ! yep tep PUNCHKI I love PUNCHKI I luvs me PUNCHKI ! yep tep PUNCHKI I love PUNCHKI I luvs me PUNCHKI ! yep tep PUNCHKI I love PUNCHKI I luvs me PUNCHKI ! yep tep PUNCHKI
OooOOooh...I see yer new Phone! AND I see the problem!!!!
Olga, right now I do not have any pokit keys
Chris ... Barney Fife is at your door
BANG BANG ..... BANG!!!
Olga ... that's my old one I am in love with.
The new one has a keyboard, but I miss my old pal (((crying again)))
AAAAAGH! Speedy! I do not want to spend the night in jail! At least tell me Barney arrived with Paczkis!!! :)
OOooh....no pokits? Well my blog-mistress usually just sticks it in her bra when she doesn have pokits.
But you prolly can't do that, CAN YOU????
Olga! Interesting question!
NOPE!!! It hangs in my beard though ...
Chris ... I be right back with a warrent
Your bra hangs in your beard? How odd....
Hey I see the problem with your phone! The instruction book is in Spanish!
.
Barney
Olga .... YOU GEENIOUS YOU!!!
How did you notice that? Golly - I am so silly
por favor seniorita Olgeens
I don't think a WARRANT is helpful! Unless maybe for YOU if you are searching for paczkis! And maybe you know about the cabbage rolls in the fridge. :)
BRING CASH for BAIL, silly!!! Or paczkis and White Castles. Maybe Barney will take those. :) Course, then I wouldn't want to leave either. :)
My microwave dinner is done!!!!
YHA HOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Be back in a bit. Don't cha`ll go home yet ((smile)))
smell snifff .... "cabbage rolls??"
he hee
Cabbage rolls, yuuuuuummmmmm. :)
Last I heard, they wouldn't let them build a White Castle around here. The local township objected to the building being white even. Local colors are beige, so all new buildings have to be boring and beige. I think it's a law or something. They will probably have me shot if they catch me saying that. Yeah, so I think I'll make this comment anonymous.
Were you laughing at my food? WERE YOU?
(stomping off in a huff)
hahahahaha
Just for that... NO PACZKIS FOR YOU! :)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cabbage_roll
Lots of people eat these! You can stop making fun of me now! :)
I love Cabbage Rolls ... and just about any kind of rolls actually
@ anonymous ... creme colored???
rolls? creme?
ARE YOU STILL HUNGRY? :)
I had a nice Chicago style hot dog for dinner with ketchup which is unChicago and it almost got me kicked out of this one place but who doesn't put ketchup on hot dogs?? Nazis that's who.
I'm full.
I'm starving!!!
My shack has nuthin good in it ...
Bee ... ohhhh man!!!!!!!
salad???
I've had ALL my carrier chickens turned loose toward MN with little paczkis tied to their little chicken legs.
Are you saying none have arrived yet? OH, oh, oh MY! What could have happened?
I am out on the deck wearing shorts, boots, and ear muffs.
LOOKING LOOKING all over with binoculars!!
What's a paczkis ???
.
.
he heee
Speedy, Speedy, Speedy...
Carrier chickens are well-trained to NEVER approach a man wearing shorts in the dead of winter! It's the first sign of a mind going... somewhere. :)
Chickens are very canny creatures, you know!
OH! I just realized another problem.
You are wearing EAR MUFFS! You can't hear the clucking!
You better hurry and find them because after their long flight, they might just EAT those paczkis themselves!
This comment section is my next wordless chicken tuesday ... is all I'm say'in!
Make a heck of a photoshop, no ??
HA HAAAAAAAA !!!!!!!!
This just in from Twitter!
purplefrogcat@hollydale from march 16-21, i am leaving u in charge f the den-Robert can help if he wants,please ask him nicely or bribe him-i go camping
Chris you want to guest post???
Oh, Speedy, that's so sweet, but you would lose readership for sure! :)
OH, THIS I GOTTA SEE! :)
"shorts, boots, and ear muffs.
LOOKING LOOKING all over with binoculars!!"
What a hoot (and a CLUCK!!!) :)
Now I know I'm going crazy ... I just replied to you on the wrong post! WOOOPS :-)
Here is what I said ... "No no ... it's fun!
I have had people do it before"
I better write all this down somewhere ....
OHH! never mind, it's all already here ((smile))
Yeah, but you can write it all so much better. :) That is, IF you post it on the right blog, of course. :)
ummm ... have you read my stuff lately???
The key is all in the comments anyway!!!
My skin is shedding ... or molting? Hmmm, maybe I am morphing into a blog
I read all your posts, silly!
But, yes, the comments are what make it extra fun. :) Your blog is like a chat room. :)
MOLTING? Did you say MOLTING?
OH MY GOSH! I sent contagious carrier chickens! I'm SO SORRY!
Get back in the shack, QUICK!
Maybe the cure is... a PACZKI! Hurry! Eat one, or twelve. :)
Molting ... nothing more than molting ... trying to forget myyyyyy - lost molting skins
MOLTING!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ohhh whoa whoaha MOLTING oh yeah ahh ha
Why did the blog look refreshed??
It haz new blog skins
New blog skins?
EEWWWWWWW!
Is this some kind of new Dr. S. surgery technique?
Are you doing experimental surgeries now? (again?)
I BETTER GET THOSE CARRIER CHICKENS OUT OF THERE!
going to search me some CARRIER CHICKENS!
Did you know Carrier Chickens are much tastier than regular chickens?
They are also much SPEEDIER!
haha
95 comments. DEAR ME! Don't forget to come back tomorrow to see your results.
Here is what I get ...
Carrier Chicken
Lauren ... you will just inform me that I'm crazy, right??
Or maybe a geenious :-)
Speedy, I don't think that is a CARRIER CHICKEN?
Why?
Because:
1) He doesn't look speedy at all!
2) Where are his feathers?
3) Where is his paczki?
4) Can he cluck?
5) Carrier Chickens have a deep seated fear of firearms (and axes, definitely axes).
You can see why I am a skeptic here!!! :)
Btw, I've heard that anyone able to catch a Paczki-carrying Carrier Chicken and broil it with mesquite seasoning becomes an immediate genius.
Good luck! :)
Piece of cake! .... or pie, or whatever cake donuts thinggee :-)
I am getting HOTTER
kikidonuts
OH NO! HOW DID YOU FIND THEIR SECRET HIDE-OUT?
HOLY PACZKI, BATMAN! :)
So .... YOU are a seven too??
HA HAAAAAAAA !!!!!!!!!!
Yes, and I am AFRAID! Very very VERY afraid!
.
crazy 7
You know that Lauren yells at me??? Gollie!!
Maybe you need yelled at! :) I know those carrier chickens certainly want someone to yell at you! :)
Just keep that scalpel away from them!
Are you saying that I am CrAzY? MOI? Or, are you saying I like that Crazy 7 machine. I do! I have a matched set of them in the basement! That's what the chickens do in their spare time. It keeps them quiet and let me just assure you that constant clucking would drive ANYONE crazy. :)
... in the basement???
HA HAAAAAAAA !!!!!!! .. the coop de grass there, or coop de basement de ville
How many chicken clucks if a wood chicken could chicken doo BRAAAWWWWKKKKKKKKK in da house yah
What is this post about anyway??
Are you saying it's a bad idea to keep my precious chickens in the house? :) Now really. They are so HAPPY here! And once they perfect their slot machine skills, I'm taking this act on the road! Assuming, of course, that you don't FIND them first!
This post is ABOUT something? OOOOPS! :)
HE HEEEEE !!!!!!!!!!
I am going to take a picha of that comment and send it to my sidebar :-)
HEY!
There it goes!!!!
It takes about 4 minutes - then you will be famous!!!!!!
Famous? More famous than CARRIER CHICKENS?
OH, the FAME! WOW! I don't know if I can cope! I may need a PACZKI! :)
I SEE IT! WOW! I feel so different now! :)
I thought all the carrier chickens had those??? You hiding goodies behind the cabbage rolls??
I may have to shoot some hershey's syrup, that's all I gots ;-)
It's there????
Lemme go see!!
Boy ... they really crop them down!!
My old phone had such small photos that there was blank space on each side.
haha!
Do you REALLY think I would send ALL the paczkis to MN??? REALLY? Nope! I kept ALL the apple ones for ME!!! I'm selfish that way. :)
I'll be eating them as an accompaniment to the girl scout cookies that are arriving tomorrow. SAMOAS! YUM! :)
Yes, they DO crop them down! But, I don't mind being "hris." :) Actually, it's more like, "ris."
And you are "eedcat."
That's kinda funny, EEDY! :)
Now that is JUST NOT FAIR!!!!
apple?? cookies???
(ohhhhhh man!!!!!!!!)
will this work??
In case you haven't noticed, I get more annoying the later it gets. :) hee hee
I'll send the Carrier Chickens with Samoas sometime soon. Assuming I don't eat them all, that is.
hahaha
Remember when you were shy and I had to go get you out of your blog????? ((smile))
Is THAT what you were doing? I remember. :)
Hey! The chickens say to keep that beauty micrometer away from them!
You may not know this about hens, but they have a certain fowl opinion of make-up artists.
A fowl opinion ehh? I am a Poultiarian, so micrometers are cool with me ... and Doc Shoal.
Where is he anyway????
Hello???????
And the chickens are VERY afraid os poultiarians, for obvious reasons!
NO WONDER you can't manage to catch one!
Hang on! I think I hear some fluttering on the roof! Could the chickens be coming home to roost?
DOCTOR SHOAL?????
That man SCARES CHICKENS!
" Could the chickens be coming home to roost? "
VERY NICE !!!!!!!!!!
I must be getting back to the clinic now ... where is Speedcat??
I am a carrier chicken farmer, after all.
YHEEEE HOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!
Hey, DOC! I saw that you lost your way and found my blog. :) You are so funny!
OR, was that LAUREN'S BLOG? :)
Oh! He's gone! HI SPEEDY!
Now THAT was an amazing journey!
I was at Lauren's blog?
Uhhh ohhhhh
Yeah, I don't think you knew WHERE you were! :)
While you were gone, I ate all the paczkis!
Holy chicken feathers, Batman!
It's 12:30 here. Time to turn in! :)
It was a blast Chris!
See you later, G`night (((smile)))
Night! Thanks for the entertainment! I had a blast too! :) And so did the chickens! The ones that escaped your clutches with their feathers intact, that is. I SEEM TO BE MISSING ONE OR TWO OF THEM!
Darn ! I feel like a giant whenever I drive in Montreal and Quebec City.
Them traffic lights are right on the eye level !
In parts of Quebec, the lights take form of shapes - Red Square, Amber Triangle and a Green Disc
- they look as if they came out of a lego box !
I've never even seen a mini burger! I feel cheated!
Betcha can't eat just one.
I don't know if I resemble a chicken, but I must recognize that your blog is absolutely incredible…. I appreciate much your humour, it gives us wings to face our tender empty pans…. Your visit was salutary, since I am here, on your premise!
I forgot…. You can use all that you will like on my images. This request pleases enormously to me… Thank's SpeedCat !!! ;))
Is that Mardy with no kibbles? Aw...poor little guy. :(
ha ha!
Hi Speedy! Hope you are having a great week. :D
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