Ladies ... step right up, your lucky day is here!
Speedcat Hollydale is .... the Bachelor. And you could be his BLOG HOTTIE! So, if you are single/eligible/a blog hottie (think outside of the box here!) please state your case in the comment section, show proof of chicken ownership (Speedy loves his chickens, and is ready to love your chickens as well) and post a picture of your pedicured toes on your blog to establish your eligibility. The winner of this contest will become Speedcat's official blog hottie for the week, and EVERY single applicant will get this award to post on their blog:
It'll be fun! It'll be fun! (movie line: Godzilla ... as said by the photographer to the reporter as he talks her into going into Godzilla's lair to take some pictures.) But this really WILL be fun.
So ... go photograph your feet, ladies, because the ever so eligible Speedcat wants to see them. Foot fetish, need I say more? (I have no idea if he actually has a foot fetish ... I am making htis up as I go along ... ummmm ... he also slighshots toasters at the Northern Lights).
You can either post a photo of your ACTUAL toes, orrrrrr ... a fun photo you find online of a pedicure ... the sillier the better YET one that will win Speedy over. (You can win him over with humor, animal attraction ... insert animal here ... cleverness ... you get the idea.)
Note: You need not be female to play (even though Speedcat enjoys the chicks ... exclusively) ... you can always play along as an "imposter" ... but you must announce that you are an imposter ... just playing along for the fun of it. Everyone is welcome to join in.
I think we would all agree that Speedcat is quite the catch. You do know, don't you, that he's been an advisor to the president (of the glee club), an ambassador ... or was that a matador? He's also brilliant, comical, and ... have I mentioned? ... eligible.
Hot tip: He LOVES chicken.
Remember: Today is PEDICURE day ... we're working our way up from toes to head.
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Speedcat Hollydale is ... the Bachelor. (Co-authored by Wendster)
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18 comments:
WELCOME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To everyone, Wendy will be posting here off and on, and is my new co-author.
Hi Wendy ((((smile)))
Er, what one has hoofed feet? Years ago, I had an unfortunate accident...
@ Akilah ~ My condolensces. Let's see them! lol :)
@ Speedy ~ Post is up! Add your magic touch.
@ All ~ When I heard Speedcat was a bloggin bachelor, I just thought it might be fun to have a bachelor contest. Remember that anyone can play. Speedcat loves random humor and silliness, so all "imposters" are welcome to play along ... just tip us off that you are an imposter, if you would be so kind, so Speedy will know not to fall head over chicken feet for you.
I might have to enter my own toes!
... they are NOT pretty
HA HAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!!!!!!!!
DONE !!!
My own feets on the new post (((he heeee)))
Oh my what a wonderful idea...I think having Wendy as a co-author is fantastic!!
But, I'll have to skip on the toes this week...maybe next week!!
Hugs to both of you!!:-)
I saw this over at Wendy's place. Awesome Speedy.
Have a terrific day. Big hug. :)
I was kinda into this and intrigued until I read that you are starting with toes and working your way up. You know I"d have to post only one arm....come on now.
P.S. Do you have special rules for Queens? I don't have any chickens.
I was just telling my daughter that since Spring is about here I need to get a pedicure and paint my toes..
Those are some funky toenails! How can ANYONE compete with THAT pedicure?! I think I'm scared!
I like the last pair of feet. Haha! I want a pedicure.. and a foot spa.. then a facial.. then a hot oil treatment.. aah. heaven. :-)
I want that last pair of feet too! :) Or, maybe just the toenails. That OTHER toenail image has burned a hole in my brain. :)
You mean I have to be single to be a blog hottie?! :-D
Eww on that picture of the feet with extremely long nails, how does she sleep at night? with her feet out of the bed? eww.. *shudders*
My hubby has a foot fetish, to him, feet are the windows to a woman's personality, i.e. nice feet=great girl.. lol.. :D
Hi Wendy! :)
Eooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuu!
HA HA HA! Hi Wendy! I am not single so I guess that makes me ineligible, but I am playing as an impostor anyway.
Hi Speedy! My impostor feet are here.
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! :D
Hey! I'm playing too! This imposter business is FUN!
I had to cover my toes do to extensive chicken-related damage. You do NOT want to know.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Rjyxf6RYp0A/SaNJYL_eUCI/AAAAAAAACNk/JpGoYKeNH4o/s1600-h/Toesocks+with+flip+flops.jpg
CooooooOOOOOOOOoooooooool!!!! Speedy needs help. :)
XOXO
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