The cucumber has left the salad
You've got Windows in your laptop
Paging Mr. Johnson ... Paging Mr. Johnson ...
You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
Your pod bay door is open and loosing presure in the cabin
The Buick is not all the way in the garage
Dr. Shoal has escaped - again
You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary"
Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction
You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones
I thought you were crazy ... now I see your nuts
Nurse Hugankiss : Paging Doctah Shoal! Paging Doctah Shoal!
Redneck Rejoice : damn you had me checking to see if my cucumber had left the salad
Olga the Traveling Bra : My blog-mistress ran errands all around town the other day with her zipper down!.....what a boob!
CONNIE'S WORLD : I have gone to work with my zipper unzipped. I have also put shirts on backwards too
Miss Moneypenny : Did your FLY open a Lemonade Stand or R U turning water into wine?
Dan DCR My fly boy and your fly boy Sitting by the dryer My fly boy says to your fly boy "I'm gonna set your fly on fire."
Whoa now! Whoa now!
Whoa now! Whoa now!
Iko iko an nay
Don't set my fly on fire!
ONE MORE FROM Dan DCR
Your fly was down when I first saw you
I turned my head,
Told you to zip up.
You're standing there,
Your fly wide open in winter air.
See the snow,
See it falling to the ground.
You still don't zip up, you don't wanna.
You say no way, little did I know...
That you were a streaker, you were waiting around
And your daddy said stay away from sporting 'vents.
Your mom was crying in the backseat,
Begging you please don't streak, and she said,
Lil' streaker go run somewhere you will be alone.
You'll be running, all you'll have to do is run.
You'll be my son and you'll be in the sun.
It's a fly story, sonny, just say yes!
But you say no.
It's halftime, you gotta go...
John C : "I'm a little teacup, short and stout!"
Jennifer : In Grade school we said XYZ - ( Examine Your Zipper )
. . . if you have more ideas, leave a comment and I will add it to this post !!
56 comments:
Paging Doctah Shoal! Paging Doctah Shoal!
(not really...that's my addition...he heee)
damn you had me checking to see if my cucumber had left the salad...:)))
I have gone to work with my zipper unzipped. I have also put shirts on backwards too.
My blog-mistress ran errands all around town the other day with her zipper down!.....what a boob!
Teehee!
Akilah ... he heeeeeee
Olga ... I will add that !!!!!
Connie ... I think we all have at one time or another!
Robert .... HA HAAAAAAAAA !!!!!
Amanda - DONE !!!
Did your FLY open a Lemonade Stand or R U turning water into wine? ;~))
Will you tastefully peel your Banana for the next Playgirl Spread? :~)))
HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!!!!!
Miss Moneypenny I knew I could count on you!
I am going to post the first one ((smile))
Air conditioning?
It does feel breezy !!!!!!!!!!
Laughing...When did you figure out is was open? Well...you know, things could have been worse. LOL
Fun and funny post crazy man.
And I love Pennies From Heaven.
e-hug,
Annie
OH MY GAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That tie is awful!
xooxoxo
But you look HAWT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol
WHERE'VE YA BEEN anyway?!?!?!?!
My golf tie from X mas ????
Oh. :)
Where have I been ???
whaaa ?????????
he heeeee
I haz lotsa golf ties !!!!!!!!!!
I bet you doooo! :) Now what about those pants?
Where U been Cuppie ???
oh drats....I gotta phone call.....XOXO...be back latah!!!
My work pants??? The are the dickies, aren't they??
Speeeeeedy....I have been working lil' straps off trying to git organized so I can go to skool!!! It's gonna KILL ME!!! LOL!
But it's only for 6 weeks...I CAN DO IT! right?
OK .... I wonder if it is Victoria with a secret to tell ???
Sure you can!!!!!!!!
Watcha orginizin???
I would like to go to a bra skool too ..... do they accept cats??
My fly boy and your fly boy
Sitting by the dryer
My fly boy says to your fly boy
"I'm gonna set your fly on fire."
Whoa now! Whoa now!
Whoa now! Whoa now!
Iko iko an nay
Don't set my fly on fire!
HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!!!!!!!! That was mad funny ... I don't get it, but that seems to make the song even better.
Adding you in now Dan
Annie - I am SOOOOO glad to see you. Hope you are feeling better.
((((((((((((( HUG ))))))))))))
I love that song. I don't know why it came to mind on this post. I think maybe flag, fly a flag, fly... That sort of thing. ;-)
Well, this post is getting stranger by the moment ... so obviously I am liking that !!
Your fly was down when I first saw you
I turned my head,
Told you to zip up.
You're standing there,
Your fly wide open in winter air.
See the snow,
See it falling to the ground.
You still don't zip up, you don't wanna.
You say no way, little did I know...
That you were a streaker, you were waiting around
And your daddy said stay away from sporting 'vents.
Your mom was crying in the backseat,
Begging you please don't streak, and she said,
Lil' streaker go run somewhere you will be alone.
You'll be running, all you'll have to do is run.
You'll be my son and you'll be in the sun.
It's a fly story, sonny, just say yes!
But you say no.
It's halftime, you're gotta go...
Oh MAN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ha ha haaaaaaaaaaa
The last line should be "It's halftime, you gotta go..." Didn't catch it until after I submitted it!
Must re-read my post on proofreading your comments before submitting... LOL!
I'll fix it !
Cool. Imagine the look on the people's faces who visit your blog first thing in the morning. ;-)
"I'm a little teacup, short and stout!"
Gotcha John C !!
DCR .... I'll say !!!!!!!!!!
LOL LOL
You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary"
THAT IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE READ ALL DAY!!! Of course it is only an hour into the day, but still... FUNNY!
In Grade school we said XYZ - Examine Your Zipper. Not NEAR as creative as the Monica/Hillary thing but it was the 80s - we had Ron and Nancy in the white house and he was one of the GOOD guys.
Who is that!!! Brad Pitt? LOL. looks really funny.
He, he such a fantastic post! Oh my not Brad too!!! I never knew there were so many expression for your fly is undone. I learn somethign every time I visit here. Love your craziness!!!
Ha ha ha ha ha! - You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary"
That made me laugh out loud :O)
The cucumber has left the salad
You've got Windows in your laptop
Paging Mr. Johnson ... Paging Mr. Johnson ...
You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
Your pod bay door is open and loosing presure in the cabin
The Buick is not all the way in the garage
Dr. Shoal has escaped - again
You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary"
Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction
You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones
I thought you were crazy ... now I see your nuts!
Bwahahahahahahahaah.
Have a terrific day and weekend Sppedy. Big hug. :)
So hilarious your blog
I really love this :)
Oh.My.Goodness. You know what? That just happened to me the other day. I can't believe you posted about this. I thanked God that I had a longer top on. What a hoot!
Thanks for bringing sunshine and giggles to my day.
Hugs,
Kimmie
Yesterday I put my underwear on backwards. Now no one would have been the wiser except that I forgot to WEAR trousers.
Oops.
I've said too much.
I opened this post with fear and trepidation...
HA HA! Funny post, Speedy. I'm laughing away here.
The one that went around my school when I was young (oh so many moons ago!) was,
"Your barn door is open. Better close it so the chicken doesn't get out."
Chickens again---there is just no escaping them! ;D
And just for you, Speedy. Here's a chicken that definitely needs to be put back in the barn!! heeee heeee!
Hugs to you! Hope you have a great weekend! :D
Daisy ..... HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That was SO bizzare, goodness sakes
Nothing good came of an open zippppper! *covering eyes* tell me when it's all over.
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