Sunday, March 29, 2009

Buffet Mobile

Speedcat Hollydale Turky Thanksgiving belly car with turkinator pants Sunday ... the best of ALL days, is also buffet time here in Hollydale. I have special giant sized elastic pants and even a special buffet eatin` car. I took the back seat out, and created a cockpit with 500 square feet of driver room. Plenty to house my expanding belly and still steer. I will be updating this post as the day goes by. In my field of vision is breaking my all time plate count of 17 (not counting deserts). Confidence is high ... and so am I ....it's a buffet line!



Buffet boy Speedcat HollydaleEDIT: SUNDAY NIGHT

I did NOT make it to my record number of plates, but had a great time and the best Key Lime pie ever. I am home now wearing my loin cloth sipping on an "after gorging" coffee.

19 comments:

LOBO said...

Haha! that's awesome!

Chris said...

SEVENTEEN PLATES? No way! I am DEFINITELY coming back later to see the picture evidence of the buffet extravaganza! This is gonna be good! :)

How many platefuls can one person eat before the stomach explodes? I'm just curious. :) I guess it's more than 17!

coltfan said...

awsome ride dude lol

Mimi Lenox said...

You are wearing elastic pants?

Michelle Gartner said...

My Mom ate 8 desserts the last time we went to buffet and she is a scrawny little piece of chicken meat. I have no idea where it went... she's coming out on the 25th, I should secretly post the results of her buffet eating prowess on my blog since she doesn't read it anyone.

MY mom is A BEAST!

Chris said...

Glad to see your stomach made it through the feast intact! :)

10 plates! Wow!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Hi Chris! ... no records. I am able to walk really well though ;-)

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Michelle ... Can I go too ???

Speedcat Hollydale said...

MIMI !

... elastic pants and flannel

HA HAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!!!!!!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Hi Randy ... it has a super charger and nitrous tanks too

Speedcat Hollydale said...

LOBO .. Your horse looks hungry

Connie said...

I was on a cruise and a guy at my table ordered 5 dinners.
He probably needs those stretchy pants too.

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Is that your special post-gorging elastic loin cloth Speeeeeeedy??

Speedcat Hollydale said...

yes ..... ((blush))

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Connie ... that was my brother!

OMYWORD! said...

Buffets were never a good thing for me. One plate and I'm done. Waste of money! But you, young man, make the most of it! Good for you.

meleah rebeccah said...

Key Lime Pie is one of my all time favorite desserts!

Michelle Dawn said...

Love the car and your pic.

Michelle Dawn said...

Love the car and your pic.